We go all Bachman Turner Overdrive and take care of some league business, then run through the rosters of the 12 teams in the Alpha and Beta Divisions. I'm pretty sure my mother isn't going to listen to all of this one, because parts of it feel like reading a phone book, for those of you who remember what that is.

For reference, here are the teams previewed:

Alpha Division
3:46 - Indianapolis Unicorns (also has the Q names)
6:40 - New York Nighthawks
8:00 - Oakland Owls
10:10 - Raleigh Raiders
12:33 - San Diego Spartans
14:30 - Washington Wildcats

Beta Division
16:15 - Atlanta Aces
17:55 - Boston Bulldogs
19:50 - Glendale Giants
21:52 - Los Angeles Lions
24:05 - Montreal Mustangs
26:10 - Toronto Tigers