Hoo boy, families. We talk a lot about disappointing the very wellspring that spawned us. Contained within this episode is Chris being a big liar, a few emailed in failures from Peter and Melissa that take us from beige gel pens to a French Jail, David DJ Sol Solomon and a re-enactment of an advert that had to be pulled due to insensitivity.

Have you got a failure you'd like us to dig into on the show? Email the hotline (..yup) at ayupafailure@gmail.com! P.S. We are not responsible adults and you should not do what we say.