I spent way too much time thinking about those quirky habits we all swear we don’t have, and now you have to hear about it. Seriously, why do we act like we're masterminds in a heist the moment someone catches us talking to our reflection or narrating our own cooking shows? And don't even get me started on the imaginary Oscars we all deserve for our grocery store slow-mo scenes. Let's face it, we're all secretly living in musicals and pretending to understand "evocative brushwork." Trust me, your coffee maker and I have some things in common.