I've spent way too much time dissecting why relationships should come with a comedy warning label, and frankly, it's because they're like assembling IKEA furniture without the manual. I mean, who knew "We need to talk" could sound like "You're under arrest" or that "Do what you want" really means "Try it and see what happens"? Join me as I navigate the hilarious minefield of love, from meeting the parents to surviving Netflix betrayals. Spoiler alert: relationships might be the only thing more complicated than your phone's user guide.