It's been a long week which calls for a couple of adult beverages. I take no time diving into the NBA Finals and the horrendous officiating that has been allowing the Bucks to stay alive. Suns will still win, don't you worry. I then get into the Euro Cup Final where the England Manager made some of the worst tactical decisions and only compounded it with his choice of penalty kick takers at the end. The McGregor-Poirier fight was disappointing in every way possible. I then take a trip around the world to discuss the assassination in Haiti, "woke coke" in the UK, and the Chinese trying to take over more of Asia and the Middle East. I then jump into some "cool" stories here at home, where we plan to release Jaguars back into Arizona and New Mexico. Then release armies of feral cats to combat gun violence on the streets of Chicago. Stick around long enough and we'll get to the TikToks, where we find out what avocado tastes like.