Perform the act of intercourse on thine self you absolute blithering idiot, you pitiful excuse of a human being, you bring shame upon your family and your friends, if you had any. You reek of an anus after eating too much Taco Bell, you drink toilet water and your mother was a hamster, with all due respects, you are an ugly, disgusting, smelly, poopyheaded, absolute idiot, and your nose looks like a pugs, now get out of my sight before I smack you over the head with a mop, not that it would make you look any different.

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