
We’re all virtually in the room for a pre-season ramble covering Leeds v Man United, the rise of Giant FC, and our incomprehensible striker pronunciation policy. We rate the signings, debate whether Jack Harrison deserves boos or back pats, and try not to cry over Joseph’s tantrum. Plus: formation tweaks, South Stand fury, and why Lucas Perry could throw a kettle of fish over Elland Road. PJ—consider this your warning.