Dennis is in a bit of a mood today - first, he forgot to turn the camera on, so this is all audio. You don't get to see his sexy face today. He's also tired of election season. Like ... really tired of it. And tired of promises from both sides of the liar's row. He loved Twisters and wants Joyride to get more love.

Finally, Phil Anselmo, Dennis wants to talk to you.