Talty Must be salty after missing the big dance

As Teddy plays it steady with a season ending romance

The Bledisloe heads West to the land of the bears

As the AFL bounces the bounce.. amidst officiating safety fears

As one of our heroes is this week in the throes of impending ecstasy as Grand Final week descends, the other laments what a 4-0 Colts would have looked like if not for AD Mitchell pulling an old school TO against the Rams. If you know you know.

The Broncos bear the pressure of the Lions cracking win and the Storm feel the load of being in a Grand Final…… and very second bloody year!

Unpacked is Cleary’s final word on the season 25, The Sharks falling short yet again, Nawanquintawase hitting the mark with hi call heading back to Rah Rah and speaking of Rah Rah, the guys who stolen their name from Braith and Buzz’s nightly Dutch Rudder, R360 propose a clandestine raid on Australia Oval ball experts.

Where to next PVL? Who will he ban to maintain the, forever under attack, integrity of Rugba Leg?

Players?

Agents?

Jimmy Kimmel?

Only time will tell.

Lets Broncos and Melbourne can get Thunderstrucked for all Joely cares.

The tips are in, balls have been placed on the line as our great game reaches it crescendo.

Will Munster be the conductor?

Will Walsh slurp from the spit in the sax?

Will Ezra blow on the woodwind or will Payne tackle the Brass?

It’s a Graptacular this week boys and girls, so Keep Calm and Grapple