
You probably wouldn't want to know a guy like Jasper, but for the sake of your career, you would definitely need him as your ally. And then you'd have to put up with a lot of weirdness. Jasper is older, wealthy and connected. He can represent your entry into the art world or he could possibly be a source of unending grief, always promising, never delivering, peppering you with odd questions and constantly speaking about things in a vaguely sexual way. Is he just an odd Warhol-esque guy who can help or is he a full-on creep? Can you trust his advice? What does he want from you? These are all valid questions. Listen to the tune and let me know. To be clear: Jasper isn't based on anybody. He's just a character I created for this song.