In this episode, we discuss:
-the retconning of Jiminy Cricket as a 'conscience' without a care (despite the fact that he sees how awful the world is),
-our choices for a better host for the movie,
-the use of face-slapping as a courtship ritual in an inherently kinky bear culture,
-Jiminy Cricket crashing the worst party ever (where a little girl is seemingly held hostage by a middle-aged ventriloquist and his drunk and deeply depressed puppets),
-our differing opinions on whether or not it would be fun to hang out with Jiminy Cricket in a neutral location, and
-Disney's really clever and inventive take on the story of Jack and the Beanstalk.