It's 2021, and there are a huge number of very important issues to discuss - climate change, immigration, Covid-19, vaccines, lockdowns, the NHS - so of course we're all in a panic over British Prime Minister Boris Johnson's comments about Peppa Pig in a speech to the CBI.  

What does this mean? Does it mean anything? Why does Peppa Pig World have safe streets, good schools and working infrastructure while the British people do not? Should we all move there? (It probably protects its borders, too.)