The Jake White to the Sharks rumour? Let’s be clear — it lives entirely inside MW’s head. But that doesn’t stop him from trying to convince Huw Griffin that Jake is plotting a secret return to Durban to rescue the Sharks. Huw’s scepticism lasts about ten seconds before he bursts out laughing.Somewhere between that and a language lesson gone wrong, Huw learns the Afrikaans word “SKELM” — just in time for a heated chat about Jan Hendrik Wessels’ reduced ban. MW calls it a proper Skelm move; Huw’s just trying to pronounce it correctly.From there, the pair dive into Springboks vs Japan, Ireland vs the All Blacks, and England’s ongoing identity crisis under Steve Borthwick. Huw also breaks down his latest Substack piece on women’s rugby, explaining why thumbnails, algorithms, and ethics don’t always play nice.🎙️ Hosted by MW Welman and Huw Griffin, produced by Megafoon Rugby — where rugby analysis meets chaos, and at least one conspiracy theory is born every week.