In our magic mirror we see... Stacy, AJ, TuBaur$, Tool, Gherkin, Damian, Sean, Corey, Chase, Brian, Damien, Dalton, Dwight, Cindy, Jessica, of course Mike & Shirley!

In this week's episode, we got hot takes hotter than a fresh slider, divin’ headfirst into the ultimate Grocery Store Showdown: H-E-B vs. Publix—Texas titans vs. Florida fan-faves, where H-E-B's BBQ pits and cult loyalty duke it out with Publix's legendary subs (spoiler: superfans are ready to rumble).

Then crank up the grease with a Burger Battle Royale: Crystals vs. White Castle, pitting soggy Southern squares against steamy Northern icons—because nothing says "epic" like tiny patties and eternal loyalty wars.

Say goodbye to The Stash as he hangs up his lawyer spurs for retirement! Oh yeah, and Comfort Inn for the win? Yeah, they're crowning budget bliss king.

Life lessons drop harder than a bar stool: Bar Fights & Etiquette (punch first, apologize with a brew?), plus hilariously outdated 20th Century Baby protocols that'll have you side-eyeing history's diaper disasters.

Then there's Shingles vs. Chickenpox—same virus, worlds of itch (chickenpox kids vs. shingles seniors, who's got it worse?).

Nostalgia hits with Gaming Throwdown: Oregon Trail vs. Leisure Suit Larry—dysentery deaths or disco disaster dates? Wagons ho’ or leisure suit low?

Misc mayhem seals the deal: Election Day chaos, mysterious Docside Willie, rowdy Two Bars Tuesdays, savage Swiping Left stories, and the annual mystery of Tibbs Eve!

Plus we do all the regular stuff too!

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