Please turn off your cellphones and journey with us to Mars or some shit, maybe, look, we can't hear half of what they said in this unfantastic continuation of THE GREATEST EVENT IN PODCASTING HISTORY, B-MOVIE MARCH!!! For our 80th commentary, we pool noodle stretch all the way back to 1993/1994 for this ill fated flick starring Alex Hyde-White, Rebecca Staab, Jay Underwood, Michael Bailey Smith, and Joseph Culp. Listen with us as out of nowhere somebody says "I love you", we find out that everybody is the hero of this flick, wonder just what the fuck, and try our best to take in all this flick has to offer, because it was never released, but it certainly escaped!