Hi Hotties! I'm  joined by the hilarious Ellie to unpack two cities, one mess. We start in the Hamptons with Summer House Season 9, Episode 8 ("Kicking and Screaming") where Jesse’s toe-sucking scandal has the whole house side-eying him, Carl’s Soft Bar pitch is getting lukewarm reviews, and Ciara may or may not be flirting her way into a problem.

Then we jet down to Atlanta for RHOA Season 16, Episode 4 ("The Vault"), where Drew films with Dennis—yes, that Dennis—and the group dynamics get even messier. The episode ends with Britt and Kenya in a confrontation that turns shockingly dark.

Then in our Bravo News segment, I  take the podium for a Housewives-style address to the nation—part press conference, part confession booth—breaking down the state of the franchise (and the world)

So grab your drink, fire up your glam, and get ready for an episode that’s equal parts hilarious and completely unhinged.