It's amazing what a funny tweet makes you do.

The one by Rugby writer Paul Williams about what it's like to try and buy a house was hilarious and we HAD to talk about it. Just how much does Simmo hate his peers using the phrase " offers in excess of..."?

Turns out it's a lot.

If it grinds your gears too, listen in and find out you've got far more in common with this property professional than you thought possible!

After causing a stir with This Morning's Home Genie Georgina Burnett, self builder Alan Bonar-Drake serves up the latest audio diary on his project behind The White Hart in Grafton Regis. Find out precisely where his build is at.

Selling Somerset certainly isn't for the faint hearted. Or celibate! Simmo's up to his knees in it again!!

We're also going to give you a measured assessment of shared ownership.

Is it is bad as it's been painted in the media over the last couple of weeks?

There's only one way to find out.