We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
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We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: In PA a Wendy's manager manufactures an employee to collect their wages for herself (honestly this is a pretty awesome scheme and also Fuck Wendy's), FL "Joker" is re-arrested after cutting his GPS tracker and makes it down the street to almost die from an OD and gets arrested again (This man collected mug shots like school picture days), RFK Jr's Q&A comes to an explosive end when the climate denying host gets into an argument with another guest screams "I'M FARTING" and lets one rip (all this while the presidential hopeful onlooks in horror), and a Cruise line apologizes for traumatizing their guests after pulling up to port at the same time as the locals yearly Whale Extermination Day leaving guests to witness 78 whales being murdered (but we've decided were going and were gonna hunt the whales from the backs of whales making the ultimate killer whale "Gladiator Whales"). Also, would you guys watch a Disney movie about two princes that befriend lions and hyenas respectively, and then get into a West Side Story rumble and in the end have to broker a peace between the two? Because we think that idea is awesome.
We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!
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Featured Stories / Sources:
This is a Legit Grift / Daily Voice:
https://dailyvoice.com/pennsylvania/lancaster/louisiana-woman-steals-20k-using-ghost-wendys-employee-in-pa-police/?fbclid=IwAR0e_uoTG3ZSoTHi3FYplsXtVyGbEvN_giDKbrzr8CtzXMwIdrt65S8q-r8_aem_AT51a2WwS_2qdNS0cUWGLqgbcuU3MmSrvOGSJ8KU4SxjIxNhtDLUBOOvDfmEAU45WdE&mibextid=S66gvF
Floridaman "Joker gets caught like the clown he is" / CBS:
https://cbs12.com/news/local/albert-lee-gardner-the-joker-arrested-cuts-off-gps-tracker-overdoses-survives-narcan-hernando-county-sheriff-office-florida-07-17-2023?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1W508nUIxV0P3gpdCfToy1zMAcyg9ThtV64mu5LjnYqTtEIKV-2hChEPU_aem_AT4_44hOPwL057a1i-GqoiU5uJhtLOGB7Lvko66-HNxKRXU7N7fB2OSisnYCK0PChg8&mibextid=S66gvF
"I'M FARTING!"/ Independent:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/rfk-jr-on-issues-natural-gas-climate-crisis-b2375325.html?mibextid=S66gvF
It's Whale Season / ABC:
https://abcnews.go.com/International/dozens-whales-slaughtered-front-cruise-passengers-company-apologizes/story?id=101271543&fbclid=IwAR2UjiRmk9OvcG8ctFC7lstRMEDR1EE93M1ukm0TlS2OGQR-rUDF9ek8Weo_aem_AT61D5w2CIXRmP9q-vXc76bXKn9e7-lvz9-QSnf_4J5TNz0685VE4OQ5Ksky_52VkIo&mibextid=S66gvF
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The Rum Runnas Podcast
We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
