Welcome back to the SEGA Spirit Show! Kicking off the 2025 spoopy season, we dive headfirst into Uwe Boll’s infamous 2003 “adaptation” of SEGA’s House of the Dead 🧟 We look at a play-by-play of the film’s most baffling choices and plenty of laughs at the expense of daytime raves, random game footage, and dialogue that makes the original arcade and Saturn games look Oscar-worthy. It’s a cinematic trainwreck - but someone had to watch it. Luckily for you, that someone was us.