Alex is back on The Short News Podcast, breaking down the chaos for the boys, gals, and they/thems with a stern wake-up call: stop playing dumb and look in the mirror. From George Santos’ shameless podcast pivot/7-year prison sentence, to Trump’s xenophobic deportation spree, this episode digs into who’s really orchestrating the mess—and loving every second of it. Alex gets real about vet med life, rants about Costco’s employee struggles, and shares a haunting kindergarten memory that’ll make you rethink blind loyalty. Plus, lighter vibes with Minecraft updates, RDJ as Doctor Doom, and Reddit relationship advice segment that brings the show back home. Drive fast, close books, and embrace the chaos—this one’s a wild ride.