Episode 288 — “The Week From Absolute Chaos”

In Episode 288, the lads return with a full week of pure, unfiltered madness.

Andy kicks things off with a rant for the ages after his neighbours’ landlord randomly turns up and cuts down all their Sky dishes like a budget vigilante. As if that wasn’t enough, Andy then finds himself trapped inside an active stabbing crime scene in town — because of course he does.

Meanwhile, Danny’s week has been just as bizarre. He bumps into Friend of the Pod Craig, who casually tries to encourage Danny’s kids to “have a poo and just… not flush it.” No one knows why. Craig refuses to elaborate.

But Danny steps into hero mode too, helping an elderly lady after a nasty fall and somehow managing not to pull anything in the process. Then comes the ultimate test of patience: an awkward week-long visit from his father-in-law. And to top it all off, Danny meets up with Friend of the Pod Proudy, adding another layer of weirdness to an already stacked episode.

It’s chaos, confusion, and classic Wafflers storytelling — all in one go.