Yo — we nearly lost our minds wrestling with Loom, dodging robotic AI fixes, and blaming every piece of tech in the room. Then we spiraled into full-ass mustache and beard roast mode, debated the safety of gingerbread in NYC, and complained about overpriced popcorn tins like true holiday champions.

Also: subway annoyances, kids peeling grapes like tiny serial killers, Lionel train battery madness, and a Florida Man who used a leaf blower on popcorn. If you want unfiltered chaos, a few laughs, and some salty life observations from two idiots who can’t fix audio, this episode is for you.