Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that’s about to start selling illegal tanning products. This week we present part two of the Transracial Blues. Monica takes us through the life and times of notable transracial woman Martina Big, who made the switch from white to black.
Throuple looks at a before and after photo of Martina Big, who was a white, blonde German woman, and who now has 32DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD breasts, textured black hair (wig??), and skin that looks like it’s smeared in black face paint.
The gang learns about Martina’s journey to feeling “more black” and that she (shockingly) thinks her baby will come out black. Beau points out that only a German would compare their transracial journey to car tuning, and reveals his film BIG noir alter ego Detective Beau Binary.
Liz proposes a transracial Big Brother reality show where transracial people like Rachel Dolezal, Martina Big, and Jessica Krug will live in a house together and be recorded 24/7. Monica, in a stroke of genius, names the show “Big Brotha”. Monica appoints herself the Judge Sbarro of transracial justice, and liz defends 32D(x23) breasts as a protected Title VII characteristic. The gang wonders whether Scandinavian countries have maternal leave for getting implants.
Lastly, a lively debate over whether it’s HAMbone or HANDbone culminates in a live hambone session followed by ten minutes of roasting the extremely Caucasian Boston Typewriter Orchestra.
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