A thousand years ago, on a fortified Viking island called Birka, someone was laid to rest with two war horses, a sword, an axe, a spear, arrows, a shield, and a pouch of strategy tokens fit for a commander. For over a century, historians insisted the warrior in that grave had to be a man, because who else could wield that kind of power?

Then DNA proved them wrong.

This is the story of the Birka Shield-maiden: a high-ranking Viking warrior woman whose existence challenges everything we thought we knew about gender, warfare, and who gets to be remembered.

In this dive, Cullen tears open the earth, the sagas, and the lies we tell about history. We walk the streets of Birka, drink in its global trade networks, ride into battle by her side, and watch the past collide with modern fights over power, identity, censorship, and who gets written out of the record.

This episode blends archaeology, DNA science, Viking history, mythology, feminist fire, and rage-bait honesty—because the truth didn’t stay buried. And neither will she.

By the end, you’ll understand why her grave wasn’t a myth, a mistake, or an exception. It was a warning: the bones don’t lie.

If you think you know the Vikings, listen again.