This week on Total Dogshit, we dive headfirst into the bleak, goat-infested hellscape of The Witch (yeah, the Robert Eggers one with the creepy twins and the butter-loving goat). Is it a haunting masterpiece of slow-burn terror… or an overhyped pilgrim cosplay project that belongs in the dogshit bin?We break down the vibes, the dread, the Black Phillip of it all, and try to decide once and for all if this A24 darling is actually good or—well, you know—total dogshit.Grab your pumpkins, sharpen your stakes, and join us for this Halloween special. Spoilers, swearing, and questionable opinions guaranteed.