I firmly believe that both mainstream Rock and Roll and Hip Hop died in the year 2000. That said, I’ve always had a genuine soft spot for the early days of Skratch 'N Sniff’s mashups, before they started putting dubstep drops on everything and I lost interest after 2010. They used to post their edits as full tracks on a now-defunct site, and sometime around 2008, I grabbed as many as I could and tucked them away for safekeeping. It’s time to give Skratch 'N Sniff, Malcolm Ryker and DJ Mike Czech, their flowers. 無臭の田舎の見習いグラマー・Mushū no inaka no minarai guramā 決め手が何かわかってるだろ・Kimete ga nani ka wakatteru daro ジーザスはグリーンベレーと歩く・Jīzasu wa gurīn berē to aruku 僕らは高く飛び去る・Bokura wa takaku tobisaru バリーボンズが君に新しい家を買ってくれる・Barī Bonzu ga kimi ni atarashii ie o katte kureru 自尊心を揺さぶるもの・Jisonshin o yusaburu mono ワンプ・ワンプ・スプーンマン・Wanpu wanpu supūnman 親愛なるギャングの神へ・Shin’ai naru gyangu no kami e カリフォルニア州ビバリーヒルズ・Kariforunia-shū Bibarī Hiruzu 憎むか愛するか・Nikumu ka aisuru ka あなたに夢中、ナンバーワン・Anata ni muchū, nanbā wan 目覚めよ、自由の時が来た・Mezame yo, jiyū no toki ga kita ラジオを上げろ・Rajio o agero