Weekend adventures → new restaurants, new apps, and way too much Bravo tea. This week we’re talking Velvet Vine Café vibes, a recipe app that might actually save our kitchens, and of course the REAL chaos: Salt Lake City, Miami, and The OC.

We ranked the Salt Lake ladies in a full-on pyramid (yes, like Dance Moms), dragged the OC for recycling tired rumors, and toasted Miami for bringing the heat.

Unhinged? Always. Uncorked? Obviously.