📣🎙️ NOW BROADCASTIN' FROM BEYOND THE TICK RIDGE 📣🎙️

🚨 “THE INVERSION PARISH: Chronostasis in the Mist-Rot Church” 🚨

Wal now, neighbors and wayfarin' souls of the deeper brush, reckon it's my sacred duty—between woodsmoke naps and mendin' eel-baskets—to tell ye the new episode o’ Winds of W Mountain done cracked the barn door of reality wide open and invited in somethin’ cold, knotty, and speakin' backwards.

🎧 It’s called The Inversion Parish, but that ain’t near the whole of it. This here tale comes from the lip of East Bellmont itself, where fog thick as funeral gravy rolled down Number Five Road and nestled inside the old Mist-Rot Church like a possum in a stovepipe.

A child went in. Time went soft. Old folks came out younger—but wrong.

We got priests with phonographs in their chestbones. We got cow births in reverse. We got that ol’ swamp witch Wildegrave raisin’ spectral trouble like he's flippin’ pancakes on Judgement Day. And if you ever heard a hymn sung in base thirteen—well, I reckon you never forgot it, nor ever stopped shakin’.

⚠️ LISTENER ADVISORY:
This episode contains haunted mathematics, architectural language deformation, partial unbirths, and a bearin’-teeth Wendigo gospel. Not fer the faint of gut or them what’s got unfinished business with the afterlife. 🐾👻

🥩 Like a rare Chateaugay smoked salmon trout what’s still got the glint of the lake in its eyes—this episode’s wild, sacred, and may turn on ye if not seasoned right. Don’t listen at dusk. Don’t listen twice.

🎧 Available now where the wind howls and the gears grind:
Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and direct from the signal tower at Steamboat Dispatch Press.

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🪓 Stay tuned, stay wary, and remember—what don’t make sense may still be true.
—J. Bunker, Esq. (Retired),
Unofficial Township Herald of Things Gone Sideways