Episode 63 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a man who called 911 to say there was a burglary in progress. Plot twist - he was the burglar and he wanted to the cops to come and protect him from the resident, who had just returned home and was also calling 911. As well as an English woman who went on the dark web and payed someone she thought was a hitman to kill her co-worker after a brief fling in a frozen food factory went sour.

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Sources:

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/dueling-911-caller-arrested-in-washington/

https://abcnews.go.com/US/home-intruder-calls-911-homeowner-caught-showering/story?id=13084609

https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2012/08/portland_bank_robbery_suspect.html

https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2011/03/intruder_calls_police_on_homeo.html

https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2012/04/man_who_called_9-1-1_after_bre.html

https://www.eugene-or.gov/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=3488&ARC=10337

https://www.chronline.com/stories/portland-intruder-who-called-police-on-himself-arrested-for-shoplifting-in-chehalis,167375

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/city/south-australias-10-dumbest-crimes-of-2022-revealed/news-story/739d6959b316e229b5f5853c72dd9aaa

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-65493985

https://coconuts.co/kl/news/malaysian-man-behaving-like-thug-physically-assaults-woman-driver-for-overtaking-his-lane-on-highway

https://www.ladbible.com/news/helen-hewlett-trial-20000-pounds-hire-hitman-lover-paul-belton-791829-20230126

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