While under the influence of y, we reveal that:

1. Merlin once put x in an envelope.
2. Scott hoped another guy’s x would draw attention away from his own -(x).
3. Adam = 2x.

If y = “tequila,” solve for x.

Also: Belch alert. Home invasion defense strategies, Breakin’ In to find new friends, the tyranny of drinking glass etiquette, deep in Larry David territory, tip strategies, Adam’s got another ninja sword, Scott’s got a flask, Merlin’s got a cognitive bias.