Episode 65: Jordan Parker (5-time pod guest, Hot Take expert) 🎙️Jordan Parker comes on the Youth $ports Podcast for an unprecedented 5th time and today’s episode is meant to lighten up the air a little bit… It’s time for a Hot Takes ONLY episode. Almost ALL of the hot takes had nothing to do with sports (with a few sprinkled in).  Teasers: 🔹How can club soccer teams justify the $ they charge and yet… Kids who have been playing for 10 years still can’t use their left foot???? Parents, demand a refund.  🔹"I've never met someone with as rubbery of a neck as my Mom…”  🔹"I can already feel people’s daggers coming into my soul…” 🔹The absolute grip weighted vests currently have on middle-aged white women.  🔹A creative solution/punishment for hitting “Reply All” on emails 🔹Loose stool in a pool…. I promise you’re not ready for this one.  🔹PDA in the line for roller coasters… 🔹Sunscreen pills…Justice for people with fat fingers…Opposite of justice for Android users  🔹My most embarrassing story that involves my ex’s family 🔹..And baby girl, enough with the holes in the jeans look.  The episode wraps up with a Rapid Fire Questions section that includes a life update and one really, really important question for Jordan Parker…