This week on the podcast, we break down one of the biggest matchups on the board—and ask the question no one else is brave enough to ask: What will it actually take for Alabama to win this game? 🤔
We dive into matchups, key stats, coaching decisions, and momentum swings, but along the way the conversation takes a sharp (and hilarious) turn. With the stakes sky-high and pressure mounting, we wonder if the Tide might need to make the ultimate sacrifice—not a timeout, not a trick play, but sacrificing an elephant to appease the football gods. 🐘
Obviously metaphorical… probably.
From serious football analysis to classic overreaction and humor, this episode captures the tension, tradition, and absurdity that make college football great. Tune in for bold takes, big laughs, and a reminder that when it comes to winning these games, nothing—not even an elephant—is off the table.
On this episode of 10-Year-Old’s Take, Brad and Kevin dive headfirst into the wild world of college football chaos. From surprise upsets that made fans scream into their throw pillows, to the College Football Playoff committee making decisions that no one—not even a supercomputer or a 10-year-old—can fully understand, we break it all down with humor, hot takes, and just a little bit of friendly complaining.
Kevin shares his kid-level wisdom on who really deserves a playoff spot, Brad tries to keep the show on track (key word: tries), and together they tackle the big questions—like why every team suddenly forgets how to tackle in November, and whether the committee uses actual data or just picks names out of a hat.
If you like passion, predictions, and a kid calling out adults for overthinking college football, this episode is for you.
10-Year-Old’s Take is the only show where a grown man (Brad) desperately tries to sound authoritative about college football while being routinely out-analyzed by a kid who still thinks Lunchables count as a food group. It’s part sports show, part family chaos, and part therapy session for Brad as Kevin delivers scorching hot takes with the confidence of someone who’s never paid a mortgage. Together, they break down the world of college football with a mix of accuracy, optimism, and just enough accidental comedy to make you wonder why ESPN hasn’t called… yet.
It’s a college football weekend built for drama — Texas and Georgia squaring off in what feels more like a barbecue battle than a ballgame. Brisket vs. bulldog, burnt orange vs. red and black, and enough pride on the line to fill a smoker. Georgia’s trying to prove the dynasty isn’t done, while Texas is yelling “We’re baaaack!” for about the fifth time.
Meanwhile, Kevin’s keeping an eye on the Hokies heading to Tallahassee to take on the Noles. His take? “The Hokies better bring more than a lunch pail — they’ll need a whole Home Depot.” He’s calling for FSU to roll but secretly rooting for chaos, mostly because nothing’s more entertaining than watching Dad sweat through another fourth quarter.
Florida State heads into Death Valley — but don’t worry, it’s just Clemson, not the afterlife. The Seminoles are packing more firepower than a Fourth of July tailgate, while Clemson’s still trying to remember what defense means. Can the Tigers protect their turf, or will FSU exorcise a few orange-and-purple demons? We’ve got the takes, the laughs, and maybe a roast or two — next on 10-Year-Old’s Take!
his week, Kevin’s back with a soulful spin as he breaks down Vanderbilt vs. Texas — Commodores style. Will Vandy’s defense stand strong like a “Brick House,” or will the Longhorns turn this one into a “Machine Gun” shootout? Kevin looks at both sides of the ball, calls out the key players to watch, and tells us which team will be “Zoomin’” to victory. And when it’s all said and done, he’ll let you know if this game will end up feeling “Easy Like Sunday Morning” for the winning side.
The Seminoles are in the hot seat — and so is Mike Norvell! Kevin’s breaking down whether FSU should cut ties or keep the faith. It’s a 10-year-old’s take you won’t forget!
🎙️ It’s the Third Saturday in October, and you know what that means — cigars, rivalries, and a whole lot of smack talk! 🔥 Kevin’s breaking down Tennessee vs. Alabama like only a 10-year-old can — fearless, funny, and maybe a little too honest. It’s 10-Year-Old’s Take — where the rivalry’s real and the takes are even hotter than Nick Saban’s temper after a turnover! 🏈💨
🔥 New episode of 10-Year-Old’s Take! Kevin’s back and bringing the heat! He’s breaking down the Auburn–Georgia showdown — who roared, who flopped, and who needs a time-out. Then he looks ahead to Alabama vs. Missouri: can the Tide tame another group of Tigers, or will Mizzou shock the world? Get ready for bold takes, big laughs, and a 10-year-old’s unfiltered football wisdom! 🏈🎧
Hot Takes, Juice Boxes, and a Rivalry” – 10-year-old Kevin is fired up and breaking down one of college football’s fiercest battles: Florida State vs. Miami. Forget the experts, this kid’s got the real analysis (and maybe a Capri Sun in hand)
College football meets playground logic: Kevin predicts if the Crimson Tide can tackle the Bulldogs… or if someone just needs a timeout. Plus, Kevo whispers the Seminoles’ sneaky plans to take out the Virginia Cavaliers—because apparently, he’s got insider intel… and snacks.
Forget the experts—Kevin’s here to call it like it is. Auburn’s rolling into Norman, but can the Tigers handle the Sooners, or are they just bringing a pillow to a shootout? Kevin’s got the fire, the jokes, and the fearless smack talk you didn’t know you needed from a 10-year-old. Warning: grown fans may cry.
Kevin might be just 10, but he’s already breaking down the game like a pro! In this episode, he takes you through Oklahoma’s huge win over Michigan and why it has everyone talking. Then, he looks ahead to the massive Georgia–Tennessee showdown that could shake up the season. And of course, Kevin never forgets his Florida State Seminoles—hear his hot takes on how the ‘Noles are shaping up. It’s fast, fun, and full of football energy straight from a kid who lives and breathes the game!
Join 10-year-old Kevin as he breaks down Florida State’s thrilling win over Alabama like only a kid can! With excitement, honesty, and plenty of Seminole spirit, Kevin looks back at the big plays that sealed the victory and looks ahead to a blockbuster showdown in Norman, where the Wolverines and Sooners await. Fresh, fun, and full of Noles pride—this is Florida State football through the eyes of its youngest (and maybe most passionate) fan!"
From “Will the ‘Noles win this week?” to “Mike Norvell's gonna call that trick play, I just know it,” Kevin’s forecasts come straight from the heart.