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2 Daddies Judging Baddies
DremtUp Media
61 episodes
1 day ago
Reddit is a crazy place and Mike and Dylan are here to guide you through it! Who better to JUDGE who is or isn't an asshole better than 2 guys...who are...just regular guys. Join us as we struggle our way through reading different stories and giving you advice, that honestly, shouldn't be heard by anyone. Welcome to 2 Daddies Judging Baddies!
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Reddit is a crazy place and Mike and Dylan are here to guide you through it! Who better to JUDGE who is or isn't an asshole better than 2 guys...who are...just regular guys. Join us as we struggle our way through reading different stories and giving you advice, that honestly, shouldn't be heard by anyone. Welcome to 2 Daddies Judging Baddies!
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2 Daddies Judging Baddies
AITA He Lied To Be A Twitch Streamer - 3 Year Update | 2DJB EP60 |

Mike and Dylan tackle some of Reddit's wildest stories in this chaotic episode! From a bride who served different cakes to different family members (pineapple chocolate chunk?! 🤢), to a devastating 3-year update from the guy who secretly quit his job to be a Twitch streamer, to possibly the most awkward camping trip in human history.

⚠️ This episode gets VERY spicy, especially after the 38-minute mark. Not safe for work!

TIMESTAMPS:

  • 00:00:00 Cold Open - Labor Lama Business Talk
  • 00:02:12 "Snark" Discussion & Episode Tease
  • 00:03:20 Story 1: Malicious Compliance Boss Drama
  • 00:15:00 Story 2: Twitch Streamer Update - Where Is He Now?
  • 00:24:30 Story 3: The Wedding Cake Controversy Begins
  • 00:37:00 Story 4: How She Dropped $5K Medical Bills
  • 00:40:30 NSFW Warning - Story 5 Begins
  • 00:41:00 Story 5: The Camping Sex Plan Gone Wrong
  • 00:51:00 Extended Discussion: Physical Preferences & "Having a Type"
  • 00:59:00 Blonde Hair & Blue Eyes Debate
  • 01:10:30 Overcompensating Jokes
  • 01:12:00 Closing Remarks & CTAs


You can listen to the more wild podcast "Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love.


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1 day ago
1 hour 12 minutes 59 seconds

2 Daddies Judging Baddies
Two Dads Judge Some CRAZYYYY REDDIT Stories | 2DJB EP59 |

Ever walked in on your parents at the WORST possible moment? One listener did, and the trauma is REAL. Mike and Dylan react to Reddit's most mortifying stories including a catastrophic game room incident, a worker who quit after cancer surgery when their boss denied a break, and the ultimate parking lot justice story involving a porta potty crash you have to hear to believe.

From traumatic childhood memories to entitled parents getting instant karma, this episode has it all. Plus: Mike and Dylan discuss Spotify's confusing metrics, teaching 12-year-olds to drive, and why you should ALWAYS knock before entering ANY room in your parents' house.


TIMESTAMPS:

  • 00:00:00 Intro & Spotify Rant
  • 00:03:54 TIFU: Walking In On Parents
  • 00:10:00 Mike & Dylan's Trauma Stories
  • 00:22:43 Petty Revenge: Gym Dickish Kid
  • 00:24:46 Petty Revenge: Cancer Surgery Job Quit
  • 00:30:01 Malicious Compliance: Parking Lot Justice
  • 00:48:00 Porta Potty Destruction & Arrest
  • 01:01:05 Outro & Where to Find Us


You can listen to the more wild podcast "Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love.


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About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)

When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠

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2 days ago
1 hour 3 minutes 41 seconds

2 Daddies Judging Baddies
The Anti-Bullying PSA Nobody Asked For | 2DJB Bonus 11 |

What happens when you get slapped by a guy in high school? According to Mike... you end up with his sister. In this absolutely UNHINGED bonus episode, Mike and Dylan dive deep into chaotic high school stories, questionable decisions, and the wildest anti-bullying PSA you'll ever hear.

From comparing drugs for game show performance to Mike's legendary reputation spreading through his entire 9th grade class, this conversation goes places you never expected. The guys discuss everything from dirty sodas to why you should really think twice about who you bully.

Fair warning: This episode is for mature audiences only. Mike and Dylan hold absolutely nothing back in this bonus content, delivering the raw, unfiltered conversations that make MADHD and 2DJB podcasts legendary.

TIMESTAMPS:

  • 00:00:00 - Dirty Sodas & Drunk Recording
  • 00:03:34 - Mike's Gullet & Megan Collab Dreams
  • 00:05:00 - Reddit Culture Appropriation
  • 00:14:15 - Sledding on a Leather Jacket
  • 00:17:00 - Grandpa's "Ear Sugar" Nightmare
  • 00:27:00 - Trans Friend & Friendship Changes
  • 00:40:59 - Ex-Girlfriend Funeral Drama
  • 00:54:14 - Petty Revenge: The Snark Bus Story
  • 00:57:00 - Mike Gets Bullied in School
  • 01:07:46 - Eating Kitty Reputation & Anti-Bullying PSA

You can listen to the more wild podcast "Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love.


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About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)

When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠

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5 days ago
1 hour 10 minutes 15 seconds

2 Daddies Judging Baddies
Reddit's Most UNHINGED Stories: He Put WHAT Up WHERE?! TIFU | 2DJB EP58 |

Welcome to the CHAOS! This episode is PACKED with Reddit's most insane stories - from medical emergencies to jaw-dropping revenge plots.

Mike and Dylan dive into a collection of TIFU stories, r/PettyRevenge tales, and AITAH drama that'll have you screaming at your screen.

First up: a guy who learned the HARD way why magnetic toys shouldn't go where the sun don't shine (yes, there's a hospital update). Then we've got petty revenge that accidentally destroyed a marriage, a workplace sabotage masterclass, and a "cute" food preference that exposed a 6-year relationship built on lies and predatory behavior.

TIMESTAMPS:

  • 00:00:07 - Welcome & Episode Setup
  • 00:03:09 - TIFU: The Bucky Balls Medical Disaster
  • 00:11:20 - Hospital Update & X-Ray Results
  • 00:21:58 - TIFU: Church Fart Betrayal
  • 00:29:36 - Revenge: The Real Estate Agent Takedown
  • 00:36:16 - Malicious Compliance: Excel Sabotage at Work
  • 00:43:28 - AITA: Spaghetti Sauce & Dating a Child
  • 00:51:45 - AITA: "I Don't Want to Be Responsible"
  • 01:00:27 - Wrap-Up & Podcast Announcements


You can listen to the more wild podcast "Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love.


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About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)

When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠

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6 days ago
1 hour 1 minute 12 seconds

2 Daddies Judging Baddies
Her Boyfriend Said She Has A BUTTERFACE?!?!?! | 2DJB EP57 |

This week we've got THREE wild Reddit stories that'll have you questioning everything about friendship, relationships, and basic human decency.

First up: A woman's best friend hid her entire pregnancy and then had a devastating miscarriage. Now that the friend has recovered, the OP wants nothing to do with her - not because of the loss, but because of all the lying and secrecy. Is she heartless or justified?

Then: A boyfriend's friends call his girlfriend a "butterface" (good body, ugly face) & she overhears it... and he AGREES with them. Mike and Dylan are absolutely FURIOUS about this one.

Finally: A woman with a cocaine addiction and her husband who's had enough. This one's quick but hits different.

Plus, Mike and Dylan announce the big podcast schedule change (3 episodes of 2DJB per week!), Dylan opens up about his journey through loneliness and solo road trips, and the guys debate whether anxiety is actually a superpower in crisis situations.

TIMESTAMPS:

  • 00:00:00 Intro & Welcome to Two Daddies
  • 00:02:03 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: The 3:1 Split
  • 00:05:40 Pre-Story Banter & Trigger Warnings Discussion
  • 00:09:00 Quick Story: Inheritance Drama
  • 00:15:36 STORY #1: "Friend Hid Her Pregnancy"
  • 00:18:34 Story #1 Full Reading Begins
  • 00:33:12 Story #1 Update
  • 00:39:29 Story #1 Reactions & Verdict
  • 00:43:46 Transition to Story #2
  • 00:45:21 STORY #2: "Boyfriend Calls Me Butterface"
  • 00:45:32 TRIGGER WARNING: Body Shaming, Misogyny
  • 01:01:15 Story #2 Reactions (Mike & Dylan Are PISSED)
  • 01:08:40 STORY #3: "Leaving My Cocaine-Addicted Wife"
  • 01:16:15 Personal Discussion: Dylan's Loneliness Journey
  • 01:19:54 Dylan's Solo Road Trip & Mountain Adventures
  • 01:21:50 Is Anxiety Actually A Superpower?
  • 01:22:25 Outro


You can listen to the more wild podcast "Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love.


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About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)

When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠

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1 week ago
1 hour 22 minutes 58 seconds

2 Daddies Judging Baddies
AITA For Calling Out My Husband's WEAPONIZED Incompetence? | 2DJB EP56 | Reading Reddit Stories

Welcome back to Two Daddies Judging Baddies! In this episode, Mike and Dylan dive into some WILD relationship dynamics from Reddit's Am I The Asshole community.

MAIN STORY: A 24-year-old woman is working full-time AND going to school full-time, but comes home to do ALL the household chores while her husband... just watches? She made him a chore list. He did ONE task for ONE day and then quit. When she finally told him she doesn't enjoy doing his laundry anymore, things got messy.

Mike and Dylan break down weaponized incompetence, the "chore list debate," and why some partners think household management is just "nagging." Plus, they get into why adult relationships shouldn't require you to parent your partner.

What We Cover:

  • The reality of balancing work, school, and a lazy partner
  • Why "reminders" vs. "weaponized incompetence" are different things
  • Mike's galaxy brain analogy that actually makes sense
  • When it's time to leave vs. when to communicate better
  • Plus more Reddit stories and authentic dad banter!


Hit subscribe for weekly relationship advice, Reddit deep dives, and two daddies judging baddies! 👨‍👨‍👧‍👦

TIMESTAMPS:

  • 00:00:00 - Intro & Pod Banter
  • 00:01:54 - Story Setup: Best of Reddit
  • 00:02:44 - MAIN STORY: "Husband Won't Do Laundry"
  • 00:07:56 - VERDICT
  • 00:10:12 - When Guys Give Men a Bad Name
  • 00:12:40 - Finding Balance in Relationships
  • 00:15:20 - The "Emotional Labor" Reality Check
  • 00:20:15 - More Reddit Stories & Commentary
  • 00:25:02 - Story Analysis: Workplace Boundaries
  • 00:33:47 - Story: Ghosting in Marriage
  • 00:42:00 - Life Advice Segment
  • 00:55:30 - Final Thoughts & Takeaways
  • 01:11:00 - Outro


You can listen to the more wild podcast "Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love.


SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:

Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!

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About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)

When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠

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1 week ago
1 hour 11 minutes 49 seconds

2 Daddies Judging Baddies
Husband's Mental BREAKDOWN😱 & Parenting a HARD!!! Hitting 12-Year-Old | 2DJB EP55 |

This week on Two Daddies Judging Baddies, we're diving into one of the most intense Reddit stories we've ever covered - a spouse experiencing severe mental health episodes that escalate from paranoia to violence. This story has THREE updates spanning almost a year, and the final twist will leave you speechless.

PLUS: Mike opens up about feeling BULLIED by his 12-year-old daughter. She stands silently in dark hallways and punches him when he least expects it.

We also explore why Mike doesn't panic in crisis situations, middle child syndrome, and the importance of apologizing to your kids when you mess up as a parent.

Timestamps:

  • 00:00:00 - Intro & Social Tonics Discussion
  • 00:03:42 - Nicotine Addiction Rant
  • 00:08:15 - Story Time: Husband's First Psychotic Episode
  • 00:25:22 - The Medication Discovery
  • 00:27:00 - UPDATE: Wife Goes Back & Records Evidence
  • 00:50:22 - UPDATE 2: Things Get Better (Or Do They?)
  • 01:09:00 - FINAL UPDATE: It's a Doozy
  • 01:16:08 - Mike's Confession: Bullied By His Daughter
  • 01:18:00 - The Hallway Horror Story
  • 01:33:07 - Mike Doesn't Panic & Here's Why
  • 01:35:00 - Middle Child Syndrome Reality
  • 01:51:00 - Parenting Therapy Session With Dylan
  • 01:54:00 - Being A Forever Learner In Parenthood
  • 01:56:09 - Goodbye


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2 weeks ago
1 hour 56 minutes 56 seconds

2 Daddies Judging Baddies
I DIVORCED Him For Depression - Reddit MADE Me Call Him Back!!! | 2DJB EP54 |

This is the most wholesome story Mike and Dylan have EVER covered on Two Daddies, Judging Baddies. From depression and divorce to sobriety and second chances, this Reddit tale proves that real love stories do exist—they just happen to be between two dudes who can actually communicate their feelings.

Watch as Mike and Dylan go from laughing about film festival drama to genuinely tearing up over an ex-husband who got his life together and won back the love of his life with ice skating, cheap diner food, and stargazing.

Fair warning: You will cry.

TIMESTAMPS:

  • 00:00:00 Intro & Film Festival Tea
  • 00:04:00 Film Festival Drama & Judging Controversy
  • 00:06:30 Mike's Award-Winning Performance Discussion
  • 00:11:15 Story Setup: The Divorced Ex-Husband
  • 00:14:20 Reddit's Advice: Should He Call?
  • 00:21:00 Stalking Your Ex's Social Media (We've All Done It)
  • 00:31:30 THE BIG DATE - Ice Skating Where They Met
  • 00:38:20 Story #2: HR Drama Over Weight Loss
  • 00:43:00 Medical Trauma & Body Shaming At Work
  • 01:15:00 Advice Segment & Final Thoughts
  • 01:22:00 Outro


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2 weeks ago
1 hour 27 minutes 27 seconds

2 Daddies Judging Baddies
Lesbian Immaculate Conception & Mom Poisoned Me for 5 Years | 2DJB EP53 |

This episode hits HARD. Mike and Dylan react to two absolutely wild Reddit stories that will leave you speechless.

STORY 1: The Impossible Pregnancy - A woman calls her girlfriend of 4 years crying. She's 13 weeks pregnant. There's just one problem: they're both women, and she swears she hasn't cheated. You won't believe where this one goes.

STORY 2: The Mother Who Cried Sick - A 15-year-old girl weighing only 82 pounds finally gets the courage to ask Reddit after her mom has been lying about her symptoms for 5 years. What unfolds is a terrifying case of Munchausen syndrome by proxy with life-altering medications and an eating disorder.

Plus: Mike's brutal honesty about Amy's cooking, "big black hawks" for home security, and why Dylan can't stop talking about BBC (bacon bacon cheeseburgers, you perverts).

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Big Black Hawks

TIMESTAMPS:

  • 00:00:00 - Intro & Dylan Name Spelling Bit
  • 00:03:45 - "Am I the Angel?" Parody Subreddit Discussion
  • 00:04:01 - STORY 1: Lesbian Couple Pregnancy Mystery BEGINS
  • 00:33:58 - STORY 2: Teen Exposes Mom's Medical Lies BEGINS
  • 01:03:00 - Dylan's "God Bless America" Story (Hilarious Tangent)
  • 01:07:00 - Mike's Dog's Ass vs. Rosemary Chicken Story
  • 01:15:00 - Dylan's Grass-Fed vs. Regular Beef Discussion
  • 01:26:00 - Deer Jerky in Denton, Texas (With Racial Commentary)
  • 01:28:00 - Wrap-Up


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3 weeks ago
1 hour 28 minutes 52 seconds

2 Daddies Judging Baddies
Wife Refuses To Allow Husband His Dream "Gaycation" WILD BORU REDDIT STORY!!! | 2DJB EP52 |

Mike and Dylan dive into the darkest corners of Reddit's "Best of Updates" to uncover stories that will make you question everything about modern relationships and online addiction. From casual hobbies that spiral into life-destroying obsessions, to the heartbreaking moment when fantasy completely replaces reality - these stories hit different.

Watch as the guys dissect what happens when people choose their screens over their partners, when communities enable destructive behavior, and when someone finally realizes they've gone too far. This isn't your typical Reddit recap - Mike and Dylan bring their signature unfiltered commentary to topics most won't touch.

Fair warning: This episode gets real, raw, and uncomfortable. But sometimes that's exactly what we need to hear.

⏱️ TIMESTAMPS:

  • 00:00:00 - Welcome & The Nicotine Saga Continues
  • 00:03:00 - Diving Into Best of Reddit Updates
  • 00:08:45 - Story Setup: When Gaming Becomes Everything
  • 00:23:12 - The Escalation: From Hobby to Obsession
  • 00:41:30 - Mike & Dylan React: "This Can't Be Real"
  • 00:56:18 - The Partner's Perspective: A Relationship Crumbles
  • 01:12:45 - Community Enablement vs. Reality Check
  • 01:28:30 - The P--nification Problem (Warning: Adult Topics)
  • 01:45:20 - When Fantasy Replaces Real Human Connection
  • 01:58:27 - The Real Cost: Lost Relationships & Isolation
  • 02:00:32 - Final Thoughts: Talk to Somebody, Please


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3 weeks ago
2 hours 1 minute 15 seconds

2 Daddies Judging Baddies
Insecure Teacher Dumps Rich Girlfriend - He's An Alpha | 2DJB EP51 |

When your girlfriend makes $300,000 and you're threatened by it, you might just be the problem. Mike and Dylan tear into a teacher who won't marry his Indonesian girlfriend because she out-earns him 5-to-1, a college that tried blocking a student from testifying at her assault trial, a self-proclaimed "Frankenstein's monster" who found love anyway, and a fake lawyer grandson trying to steal classic cars.


TIMESTAMPS:

  • 00:00:00 Intro & Trigger Warning Comedy
  • 00:03:32 Story 1: "Ugly Guy" Won't Let Friends Set Him Up
  • 00:22:50 UPDATE: Love Story With Laura
  • 00:33:25 Story 2: College Blocks Sexual Assault Trial Testimony
  • 00:48:20 UPDATE: Ombudsman Saves The Day
  • 00:50:35 Story 3: Fake Grandson Wants Classic Australian Cars
  • 01:03:07 UPDATE: Lawyer Exposed & Dismissed
  • 01:04:38 Story 4: Teacher Won't Marry $300K Girlfriend
  • 01:23:07 Relationship Advice & "Four Finger" Discussion
  • 01:27:10 Outro & Support Options


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4 weeks ago
1 hour 28 minutes 28 seconds

2 Daddies Judging Baddies
Old Man Accuses My Husband of Affair With 87 YEAR OLD WIFE | 2DJB EP50 |

Mike and Dylan are UNFILTERED in this glorious episode. First up: a guy jumps out of his friend's car before crossing a flooded river—then gets served with legal papers demanding $50K. The twist? Chef's kiss.

Then they break down the ultimate workplace revenge story: Tom gets passed over for a promotion by his own protégé, only to poach the company's best talent and clients. Karma hits DIFFERENT when you're the one everybody wants.

But the real gut-punch? An 80-year-old man accuses their neighbor's husband of having an affair based on his wife's Alzheimer's confession.

WARNING: Mike and Dylan go OFF on trigger warnings, microaggressions, and why society has become insufferably soft. This 15-minute rant will either make you stand up and cheer or rage-quit the episode. No in-between.

Stories include: legal fraud, corporate karma, dementia confessions, and why "thermometer-shaped road" should just be called a cul-de-sac.

TIMESTAMPS:

  • 00:00:00 - Intro & Show Format Explanation
  • 00:03:29 - STORY 1: Friend Crosses Flooded River, I Jumped Out
  • 00:06:08 - Dylan's Death-Defying Mountain Photo Adventure
  • 00:12:08 - The $50K Fake Lawyer Letter (TWIST!)
  • 00:27:00 - STORY 2: I Now Manage The Guy Who Hired Me
  • 00:30:40 - Tom's Heartbreaking Promotion Story
  • 00:40:12 - UPDATE: Tom Gets EPIC Revenge
  • 00:47:00 - The Startup Poaches Everyone
  • 00:50:51 - STORY 3: Neighbor Accuses Husband of Affair
  • 00:56:23 - Alzheimer's Patient's Confession Explained
  • 01:00:51 - Beautiful Resolution That Made Us Emotional
  • 01:04:51 - Google Is Getting Dumber (Thermometer Road Drama)
  • 01:08:51 - THE RANT: Trigger Warnings & Why Society Is Soft
  • 01:17:00 - Microaggressions, Morality & Political Division
  • 01:25:30 - "Everything Is Offensive = Nothing Is Offensive"
  • 01:31:00 - The Left vs Right Tribalism Problem
  • 01:37:00 - Final Thoughts & Wrap-Up


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1 month ago
1 hour 45 minutes 10 seconds

2 Daddies Judging Baddies
Jealous Girlfriend vs. Sister-In-Law's Gift & Open Relationship Gone HORRIBLY Wrong | 2DJB EP49 |

Mike and Dylan tackle TWO wild Reddit stories that'll make you question everything about relationships and family dynamics.


First up: A 26-year-old woman becomes convinced her boyfriend's sister-in-law is trying to steal him... because she made him a HANDMADE PLUSHIE for Christmas.


Then: The ultimate "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" scenario. A woman BEGS for an open relationship because she's "bored" with her boyfriend. He agrees, but with ONE condition - if he catches feelings for someone else, he's out. Guess what happens 8 months later?


Plus: The guys dive deep into family trauma, toxic patterns, learning from mistakes, and why their 48 Hour Film Festival experience was both amazing and humbling.


  • TIMESTAMPS:

    • 00:00:00 New Set Tour & Intro
    • 00:05:18 Story Time Begins
    • 00:07:14 Open Relationship Disaster Setup
    • 00:15:02 "I Don't Want To Be Single"
    • 00:19:49 Restraining Order Filed
    • 00:22:40 TikTok Catching Strays
    • 00:29:12 Sister-In-Law's Plushie Drama
    • 00:36:00 "Why Is He Your Favorite Brother-In-Law?"
    • 00:42:44 Coffee Shop Confrontation
    • 00:48:31 The Breakup
    • 00:53:08 Family Trauma Discussion
    • 01:00:22 Being Gay Would Make Men Understand
    • 01:02:52 Accepting You Don't Know Everything
    • 01:09:00 48 Hour Film Festival Debrief
    • 01:17:43 Outro & Final Thoughts

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    1 month ago
    1 hour 19 minutes 25 seconds

    2 Daddies Judging Baddies
    Ex's New Girlfriend Tries Hijacking My Halloween Plans | 2DJB EP48 |

    Welcome to Two Daddies, Judging Baddies! This week Mike and Dylan tackle some WILD Reddit stories that'll make you question everything about relationships and friendship.

    First up: A mom wonders if she's wrong for not wanting her son's stepmother at a mother-son football dinner. Then, Halloween custody drama erupts when an ex wants to bring his new girlfriend AND her kids trick-or-treating during mom's custody time.

    But the REAL drama? A "friend" gets caught on camera stealing a $1,700 Canon camera, lies about it, then refuses to pay it back. Plus, the most uncomfortable relationship story you'll hear this week: a husband who admits he doesn't "lust" after his wife because he sees her as his "daughter" and "too innocent."

    Mike and Dylan don't hold back with their takes on co-parenting respect, toxic friendships, and relationships that make you go "wait, WHAT?!"

    TIMESTAMPS:

    • 00:00:00 - Episode Intro & Setup Changes
    • 00:03:36 - Personal Updates & YouTube Content Plans
    • 00:10:10 - Story 1: AITA for Telling Stepmother She Can't Come?
    • 00:19:01 - Story 2: AITA for Excluding Ex's New Girlfriend?
    • 00:29:00 - Story 3: Best Friend Stole My Boyfriend's Camera
    • 00:40:00 - Story 4: Husband Doesn't See Me As A Woman
    • 00:52:30 - Final Thoughts & Wrap Up


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    1 month ago
    54 minutes 50 seconds

    2 Daddies Judging Baddies
    My Parents Finally Having The Baby They ACTUALLY Wanted | 2DJB EP47 |

    Ever had a houseguest completely ransack your kitchen? Mike and Dylan tackle the wildest AITA stories yet—including a "friend" who somehow consumed an ENTIRE Costco bottle of olive oil in 17 days, a dad who's punishing his teenagers for a custody decision they made years ago, and a 17-year-old watching their parents celebrate having a baby like it's their first child. Plus: Is it controlling to ask your girlfriend to stop wearing heels on hiking trails?

    The guys dive deep into freeloading friends, parental revenge, and the psychology of those Pinterest-outfit-wearing nature walkers. Spoiler: There's a lot of talk about boofing creatine, mark of the beast commercials, and why grandpa might not actually be grandpa.

    TIMESTAMPS:

    • 00:00:00 Intro & Skull Naming Update (Claude vs Jethro)
    • 00:02:08 Story #1: Friend Ate EVERYTHING While House-Sitting
    • 00:05:37 Boofing Creatine? The Weirdest Drug Discussion
    • 00:06:52 Autopsy: Was The Friend A Thief or Just Hungry?
    • 00:09:07 YouTube Channel Announcement & Content Strategy
    • 00:09:56 Story #2: Dad Won't Take Kids on International Trip
    • 00:15:00 Autopsy: Punishing Kids For Custody Choices
    • 00:19:57 Story #3: Parents Having Baby, Treating It Like Their First
    • 00:25:07 Autopsy: The Spoiled 17-Year-Old & Grandpa Issues
    • 00:30:45 Story #4: Girlfriend Wears Heels On Nature Walks
    • 00:35:47 Autopsy: Insecurity or Legitimate Safety Concern?
    • 00:39:45 Wrap-Up & Where To Submit Your Drama


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    1 month ago
    40 minutes 18 seconds

    2 Daddies Judging Baddies
    AITA: Half-Siblings Died, Don't Care + Friend Texts 'Would You Sleep With Me?' at 3AM | 2DJB EP46 |

    Some explosive Reddit stories that'll make you question everything about family loyalty and boundaries.

    First: a 16-year-old product of an affair gets abused his entire life by his half-siblings—then they die in a Tesla crash on her birthday and he feels NOTHING.

    Second: a "longtime friend" texts a married man at 3am asking if he'd sleep with her, then gaslights his wife when confronted. Plus: Mike reveals his autistic son's incredible breakthrough, the guys debate whether wives going to bed at 6pm is acceptable, and why Breaking Bad's Mike didn't deserve what happened.

    CHAPTERS:

    • 00:00:00 Intro - Two Daddies, Judging Baddies
    • 00:01:04 Story 1: AITA for Not Feeling Sad My Siblings Died?
    • 00:04:39 The Harry Potter Comparisons Begin
    • 00:05:35 Game of Thrones Tangent
    • 00:07:40 They Deserved It? Mike's Take
    • 00:10:22 Story Verdict + Autopsy Segment Explained
    • 00:11:08 Story 2: Husband's Friend Texts at 3AM
    • 00:14:02 "Sorry to Hear You're Insecure"
    • 00:15:02 Update: She Contacted Friend's Husband
    • 00:18:25 Angels, Naked Baby Paintings & the Illuminati
    • 00:19:43 Friend's Husband Reveals Their Marriage is Failing
    • 00:22:40 Autopsy: The 3AM Text Story
    • 00:23:08 Smosh Production Quality Envy
    • 00:26:17 9/11 Moon Pies Shirt Design Discussion
    • 00:29:12 Story 3 Preview: Wedding Party Drama
    • 00:32:17 Pre-Judgment: Wedding Drama
    • 00:35:18 Bear Attack Tangent Begins
    • 00:42:28 Story 4: Wife Goes to Bed at 6PM Every Day
    • 00:48:30 Making Dinner at 3PM?!
    • 00:52:10 Breaking Bad Deep Dive
    • 01:02:45 Final Verdict on 6PM Bedtime Wife
    • 01:06:34 Mike's Son Theo's Speaking Breakthrough
    • 01:09:34 Outro


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    1 month ago
    1 hour 10 minutes 35 seconds

    2 Daddies Judging Baddies
    13-Page Cheating Saga: $30K Credit Card Exposed Everything | 2DJB EP45 |

    Mike and Dylan tackle the LONGEST Reddit story they've ever received - a 13-page saga submitted by listener Crystal! A husband discovers his wife Emily has been having an affair with John, a wealthy businessman who "mentored" her failing business. What starts as suspicious text messages turns into a months-long investigation involving private investigators, credit card records showing $30,000 in affair expenses, and the most strategic divorce revenge we've ever seen.

    The husband love-bombs his cheating wife while secretly gathering evidence, serves her divorce papers on Valentine's Day, and exposes EVERYTHING to both families with receipts. From sex shop purchases to hotel records, from New Year's Eve betrayals to lawyer confrontations - this story has it all. Plus, John's wife Lisa joins forces with OP for a double divorce takedown!

    Mike and Dylan discuss the morality of gathering evidence vs. immediately confronting a cheater, whether the wife was coerced or just greedy, and the BRUTAL moment when she has to read explicit details of her affair out loud in front of her lawyer and mother.

    ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS:

    • 00:00:00 - Intro & 13-Page Story Warning
    • 00:06:00 - Discovery: "Last Night Was Incredible" Text
    • 00:10:00 - Red Flags & Business "Mentor" John
    • 00:14:00 - Hiring the Private Investigator
    • 00:20:00 - Valentine's Day Flowers in the Dumpster
    • 00:27:00 - New Year's Eve Confession Setup
    • 00:40:00 - Serving Divorce Papers at Her Business
    • 00:46:00 - The $30,000 Credit Card Bombshell
    • 00:52:00 - Sex Shop Receipt Discussion
    • 00:58:00 - Lawyer Meeting: Mom Walks Out in Disgust
    • 01:04:00 - Emily's Backyard Fire & First Contact
    • 01:10:00 - John's Audit & Parental Alienation Claims
    • 01:16:00 - Final Divorce Decree & Moving On


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    1 month ago
    1 hour 10 minutes 46 seconds

    2 Daddies Judging Baddies
    You WON'T Believe This Happy Ending | 2DJB EP44 |

    Mike and Dylan dive into some of the most intense relationship drama they've ever covered. From a husband enduring years of physical abuse from his wife who punches him and breaks shower doors, to a police officer's wife making a terrifying escape in the middle of the night - these stories will leave you speechless.

    But it's not all dark. You'll hear an incredible update from a woman who went from receiving death threats from her twin sister to building the life of her dreams. Plus, they tackle a boyfriend trying to steal his girlfriend's son's survivor benefits, and Mike shares why "on-again, off-again" relationships are doomed from the start.


    TIMESTAMPS:

    • 00:00:00 - Episode Introduction & Meme Disaster Mention
    • 00:03:35 - Wife's Traumatic Childhood Killing Marriage
    • 00:07:20 - First Physical Abuse Incident at Beach
    • 00:08:50 - Shower Door Attack & Escalation
    • 00:09:45 - Holiday Fight Leaves Husband Bloody
    • 00:12:30 - Sexual Comments & Emotional Manipulation
    • 00:16:30 - Strip Club Surveillance & Control
    • 00:19:30 - Bachelorette Party Lies Exposed
    • 00:25:52 - Cop's Abusive Husband Story Begins
    • 00:29:02 - Twin Sister's Suicide Message Story
    • 00:41:24 - Survivor Benefits Drama
    • 00:46:24 - Final Happy Update


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    1 month ago
    1 hour 2 minutes 1 second

    2 Daddies Judging Baddies
    This Might Be Our Last Episode.... | 2DJB EP43 |

    Mike and Dylan tackle two of the most challenging stories they've ever covered on Two Daddies, Judging Baddies. The first involves a young widower processing anger after losing his wife to suicide, while the second deals with a couple navigating the aftermath of sexual assault and an unwanted pregnancy.

    This episode goes deeper than usual as Mike and Dylan discuss mental health resources, the importance of reporting crimes, family manipulation around difficult decisions, and the complexities of supporting loved ones through trauma.

    Timestamps:

    • 00:00:00 - Episode introduction and content warnings
    • 00:04:00 - Story 1: "My wife killed herself and I am angry"
    • 00:22:00 - Labor Alignment sponsor break
    • 00:24:00 - Story 2: "My girlfriend was raped and became pregnant"
    • 00:50:00 - Discussion on mental health resources and support
    • 01:07:00 - Political discussion and closing thoughts


    Resource:National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 988

    RAINN National Sexual Assault Hotline: 1-800-656-4673

    Crisis Text Line: Text HOME to 741741

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    1 month ago
    1 hour 16 minutes 38 seconds

    2 Daddies Judging Baddies
    HOA Drama, $20K Card Theft & Conversion Camp Horror Stories REDDIT AITA | 2DJB EP42 |

    Mike and Dylan tackle their most intense Reddit stories yet - from HOA boards targeting orphaned siblings to a boyfriend's devastating betrayal over a rare Magic card worth $20,000. But the most shocking story involves evangelical parents who scammed their own son out of thousands to fund sending their lesbian daughter to conversion therapy.

    These aren't your typical relationship dramas - we're talking fraud, family betrayal, and legal nightmares that'll make you question everything. Watch Mike completely lose it over HOA power trips while he also breaks down the economics of rare trading cards (and why collectors are ruining everything).

    TIMESTAMPS:

    • 00:00:00 Opening & Trigger Warning Comedy Gold
    • 00:02:15 HOA Insists Siblings Must Split Up
    • 00:13:40 Magic Card Theft Worth $20,000
    • 00:27:10 Dylan's Magic: The Gathering Deep Dive
    • 00:33:20 Conversion Therapy Horror Story Begins
    • 00:45:50 Parents Scam Son for Camp Money
    • 00:52:30 Sister Gets Rescued From Camp
    • 00:56:40 Final Thoughts & Wrap-Up


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    2 months ago
    1 hour 13 seconds

    2 Daddies Judging Baddies
    Reddit is a crazy place and Mike and Dylan are here to guide you through it! Who better to JUDGE who is or isn't an asshole better than 2 guys...who are...just regular guys. Join us as we struggle our way through reading different stories and giving you advice, that honestly, shouldn't be heard by anyone. Welcome to 2 Daddies Judging Baddies!