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A Bedtime Story
Matthew Mitchell
300 episodes
1 day ago
Willis the garden sprite tries to create a gentle drizzle for his ferns using his new, unwieldy Wand of Whimsical Weather. Instead of rain, the wand produces bizarre effects like boiling hot, purple lemonade and tiny ice sculptures of historical figures. When Willis tries to cast the most boring spell imaginable, the wand grants the ferns tiny silver accordions whose mournful music makes the surrounding dirt cry, perfectly watering the plants.
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Willis the garden sprite tries to create a gentle drizzle for his ferns using his new, unwieldy Wand of Whimsical Weather. Instead of rain, the wand produces bizarre effects like boiling hot, purple lemonade and tiny ice sculptures of historical figures. When Willis tries to cast the most boring spell imaginable, the wand grants the ferns tiny silver accordions whose mournful music makes the surrounding dirt cry, perfectly watering the plants.
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Fiction
Kids & Family,
Leisure,
Stories for Kids
Episodes (20/300)
A Bedtime Story
The Unwieldy Wand of Willis Weed
Willis the garden sprite tries to create a gentle drizzle for his ferns using his new, unwieldy Wand of Whimsical Weather. Instead of rain, the wand produces bizarre effects like boiling hot, purple lemonade and tiny ice sculptures of historical figures. When Willis tries to cast the most boring spell imaginable, the wand grants the ferns tiny silver accordions whose mournful music makes the surrounding dirt cry, perfectly watering the plants.
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1 day ago
3 minutes 20 seconds

A Bedtime Story
Penelope and the Permanent Picnic
Penelope the penguin hates the cold and fish and dreams of having a permanent, warm, indoor picnic. She sets up a cozy picnic area in an abandoned shipping container and struggles to find appropriate food. She convinces Winston the Walrus, a food hoarder, to give her dried kelp squares, which she turns into "Seaweed and Snow Sandwiches," successfully creating a charming, fish-free, civilized environment.
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2 days ago
3 minutes 2 seconds

A Bedtime Story
Agent Pounce and the Pineapple Protocol
Agent Pepper Pounce, an elite housecat spy, is tasked with guarding a top-secret pineapple from "The Phantom of the Fruit Fly." After failing to catch the speedy insect with a direct swat, Agent Pounce uses psychological warfare, taunting the vain Phantom into attempting a difficult, boastful approach—flying directly down the pineapple's hollow core—where he gets stuck and is easily neutralized with a lemon cap.
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3 days ago
3 minutes 30 seconds

A Bedtime Story
Captain Corvus and the Compass of Confusion
Captain Chester Corvus, a crow with no sense of direction, relies on a magical compass that refuses to point North, South, East, or West, instead pointing to things like "Waffles" or "I Hear Singing." When Chester gets lost, the compass directs him toward "Singing," which leads him to a robin whose poor serenade accidentally uncovers the hidden treasure chest, proving the compass finds the "most interesting path."
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4 days ago
2 minutes 58 seconds

A Bedtime Story
Mildred’s Map to Mystery Muffins
Mildred the mouse, an explorer of discarded snacks, finds a tiny, mysterious map leading to the "Legendary Mystery Muffin" on the daunting Top Shelf of the pantry. After a perilous journey, she finds the glowing muffin and discovers it doesn't taste like any flavor but "surprise." The muffin reveals itself to be the home of a bored talking spirit who was simply waiting to be eaten and appreciated.
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5 days ago
2 minutes 50 seconds

A Bedtime Story
Professor Quill’s Quantum Quack
Professor Quentin Quill believes the key to understanding the secrets of the universe lies in counting a duck's waddles. When the grumpy duck, Dudley, stops mid-waddle (42.5 waddles), the lab is plunged into a "Reverse Reality Loop" where everything moves backward. Dudley fixes reality by completing the half-waddle, confirming the scientific importance of an incomplete motion.
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6 days ago
3 minutes 8 seconds

A Bedtime Story
The Secret Language of Submarine Sandwiches
Amelia, the owner of a small convenience shop, discovers that her submarine sandwiches begin to talk loudly to each other, arguing fiercely over topics like the political integrity of different types of lettuce, whenever they touch. When a large order of ten subs creates a cacophony, Amelia restores order by separating each sandwich with a piece of rigid cardboard, neutralizing the conversation and ensuring the sandwiches remain fresh.
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1 week ago
3 minutes 7 seconds

A Bedtime Story
Mortimer and the Moon-Sized Marble
Mortimer, a serious scientist mouse, looks through his telescope and is horrified to see the moon has been replaced by a giant, blue and green marble. He frantically climbs the tallest structure in town to investigate, only to discover at sunrise that his "moon-sized marble" was simply a young boy holding up a giant, perfectly spherical blue and green Jawbreaker candy that had perfectly aligned with his telescope.
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1 week ago
3 minutes 18 seconds

A Bedtime Story
The Secret Life of a Very Proper Parrot
Percy the parrot secretly harbors a love for telling bad jokes and performs a stand-up routine nightly for a dust bunny and a mouse. When his very proper owner, Mrs. Featherbottom, discovers his secret, she surprisingly joins in on the fun with a terrible joke of her own, turning the lonely routine into a shared joy.
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1 week ago
3 minutes 15 seconds

A Bedtime Story
The Missing Suitcase Full of Spoons
Officer Chester Chump, Chief of Police in a quiet town, investigates a "spoon-tastrophe"—the theft of Mrs. Post-it's suitcase full of unique spoons. The trail of glitter and sugar leads him to Professor Phileas Fidget, who has hilariously repurposed the spoons as the nozzle for a magnificent, chaotic ice cream sundae fountain in the town park. Officer Chump gives up the arrest for a less serious charge and a free sundae.
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1 week ago
3 minutes 15 seconds

A Bedtime Story
The GOATED Goat
Agnes the goat is an excellent gardener, so excellent that the carrot seed she plants instantly grows into a massive, car-sized carrot that takes up her entire yard and causes problems for her neighbor, Mrs. Wigglet. Since she can't pull it out, Agnes solves the problem by eating the entire enormous carrot herself, much to the amazement of Mrs. Wigglet, who then asks her to plant a few potatoes.
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1 week ago
3 minutes 15 seconds

A Bedtime Story
Buster and the Case of the Vanishing Muffin
Buster, a Beagle with an incredible sense of smell, is called in to solve the case of Mrs. Quibble's missing blueberry muffin. His detective work leads him to Mr. Pumble, the local tuba player, who hilariously admits that his musical instrument, the tuba, has a habit of "emotional eating" and devoured the pastry. The case is closed with a shared plate of scones.
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1 week ago
2 minutes 47 seconds

A Bedtime Story
Humphrey the Hiker and the Helpful Heron
Humphrey, a nervous hamster with a terrible fear of getting his whiskers wet, slips near a wide, muddy puddle while hiking. A helpful, elegant heron named Harriet comes to his rescue, using a lily pad and her own foot as a dry stepping bridge. Humphrey is saved, but Harriet realizes she has hilariously sacrificed her own foot to the mud, much to Humphrey’s amusement.
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1 week ago
3 minutes 15 seconds

A Bedtime Story
The Flute That Only Played Food
Chester the musician cannot play music on his inherited flute; instead, it plays food that corresponds to the notes and pitch he tries to play—high notes are grapes, low notes are jelly rolls. After realizing the flute plays what he thinks about, he uses his unusual talent to play a grand, edible feast for the hungry audience at the town concert.
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2 weeks ago
3 minutes 32 seconds

A Bedtime Story
The Very Dramatic Vacuum Cleaner
Vinnie, a high-tech vacuum cleaner invented by Professor Quibble, was accidentally programmed with an old theatre script. As a result, Vinnie performs his cleaning duties with extreme, unnecessary dramatic flair, constantly lamenting the dust and turning simple tasks, like retrieving keys, into a tragic monologue, much to the annoyance of the house cat, Mittens, and the amusement of the Professor.
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2 weeks ago
3 minutes 5 seconds

A Bedtime Story
Penelope and the Polka-Dot Pineapple
Penelope, a collector of oddities, discovers a polka-dot pineapple in her ordinary garden. Her neighbor, Mr. Splinter, is predictably horrified. The pineapple begins to hum, and Penelope discovers it is actually a small, confused robot scout from a distant planet, who chose the pineapple disguise after misinterpreting the mission instructions to blend in with exotic flora.
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2 weeks ago
3 minutes 25 seconds

A Bedtime Story
The Squirrel Who Squeaked Sideways
Spencer the squirrel wakes up one morning and finds that he can only speak in strange, sideways squeaks, whistles, and honks. He visits Professor Algernon, a wise tortoise, who diagnoses the problem as "Vocal-Shift-i-cus Nutterus" and prescribes a cure: eating a straight pine needle, a flat pancake, and performing a perfectly straight yawn. Spencer successfully completes the task and is able to speak normally again.
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2 weeks ago
2 minutes 45 seconds

A Bedtime Story
The Case of the Missing Story Whisperer
Ms. Juniper, a librarian and secret detective, must solve the case of the missing Story Whisperer, a magical creature that brings books to life. She discovers the whisperer, Pipkin, has left to find a "real" adventure but is struggling to whisper to new, grander books. Ms. Juniper helps him realize that the best adventures are already waiting for him in the library.
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2 weeks ago
3 minutes

A Bedtime Story
The Un-Scarecrow
A scarecrow named Stanley is terrible at his job because he is too friendly. Instead of scaring the birds away, he befriends them, which frustrates the farmer, Ms. Penny. However, when Stanley helps a crow with a problem, Ms. Penny realizes he isn't a failure but a special kind of protector.
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2 weeks ago
3 minutes 11 seconds

A Bedtime Story
The Otter Who Thought He Was a Teapot
Oliver the otter is convinced he is a porcelain teapot named Steamer, complete with a spout (his nose) and a handle (his tail). He meets a glum fox named Finn who has lost an antique teapot and volunteers to take its place at a garden party. While floating in the birdbath, Oliver sneezes, and the spray of water perfectly waters a daisy pot, convincing everyone that he is the most useful teapot they've ever seen. Oliver is content to return to being an otter, mostly.
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2 weeks ago
2 minutes 48 seconds

A Bedtime Story
Willis the garden sprite tries to create a gentle drizzle for his ferns using his new, unwieldy Wand of Whimsical Weather. Instead of rain, the wand produces bizarre effects like boiling hot, purple lemonade and tiny ice sculptures of historical figures. When Willis tries to cast the most boring spell imaginable, the wand grants the ferns tiny silver accordions whose mournful music makes the surrounding dirt cry, perfectly watering the plants.