Damn it's been a while! Abbas explains the hiatus, talks about getting a CRV, the 2026 comedy tour, and his podcasting future. I'm a part of two benefits for victims of the Sudan war happening right now. They're in Ottawa and Edmonton in the first week of December, the links are below, ALL proceeds going to hot meals and on-the-ground support in Sudan. Support the cause💪🏾 OTTAWA - December 5th - Hall of Peace EDMONTON - December 7th - CO*LAB NYC - December 12 -  The first New York Edition of Abbas & Friends at Grove 34🎤 Don't miss it  

Abbas goes off about going to California for the Monterey car week and driving the oldest and newest Acura NSX. **May wanna check it out on Youtube for the photos and videos**SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23Tampa Bay, FL - Sept 3, 4Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special! socials:www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about driving to Philly, Cristiano Ronaldo getting married, Mark Carney talking about Gaza, and the pros and cons of being your own agent.SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23Tampa Bay, FL - Sept 3, 4Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special! socials:www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about weening his kid off the pacifier, getting a trip from Acura, the 3-year NYC plan, and the pros and cons of iPhone memories.SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤Philadelphia, PA - Aug 13Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23Tampa Bay, FL - Sept 3, 4Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special! socials:www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about the Epstein list being "lost", African countries taking back their resources, why Chinese kids are smart, and why people love congregations. SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18Waterloo, ON - July 24Philadelphia, PA - Aug 13Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23Tampa Bay, FL - Sept 3, 4Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special! socials:www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about Zohran Mamdani being a possible muslim mayor of NYC, Tom Cruise special effects, the F1 movie, and spending 4 days in a Genesis GV80. SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤Hamilton, ON - July 10Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18Waterloo, ON - July 24Philadelphia, PA - Aug 13Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special! socials:www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about Iran and Israel trading blows, his mother-in-law staying over, returning the Sequoia, and the viral NYC mayoral race. SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤Kelowna, BC - June 25Victoria, BC - June 26Kamloops, BC - June 27Vancouver, BC - June 28Hamilton, ON - July 10Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18Waterloo, ON - July 24Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special! socials:www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about getting his catalytic converter stolen, going to the muffler guys, getting a 2025 Toyota Sequoia press car, and the difference between Toronto and NYC cops. SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤Kelowna, BC - June 25Victoria, BC - June 26Kamloops, BC - June 27Vancouver, BC - June 28Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18Waterloo, ON - July 24Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special! socials:www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about visiting a car museum in Tacoma, dropping into mosques on the road, how white Portland is, and a cool thing about Mexicans. SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07Kelowna, BC - June 25Victoria, BC - June 26Kamloops, BC - June 27Vancouver, BC - June 28Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special! socials:www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about doing a private gig at a car club, going back to Toronto, problems with the new Mission Impossible, and comedians who create liquors.  TOUR DATESSeattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07Kelowna, BC - June 25Victoria, BC - June 26Kamloops, BC - June 27Vancouver, BC - June 28Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special! socials:www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about the D.C. shows, replacing the steering rack in his car, the Toronto Maple Leafs loss, and the new Bill Burr special. TOUR DATESToronto, ON - May 23Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07Kelowna, BC - June 25Victoria, BC - June 26Kamloops, BC - June 27Vancouver, BC - June 28Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special! socials:www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about sleeping in the VW van in California, doing the Smoking Tire podcast, hanging out at the Comedy Store, and the new-dad life. TOUR DATESWashington, D.C. - May 15Toronto, ON - May 23Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Victoria, BC - June 26Vancouver, BC - June 28Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special! socials:Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about Mark Carney winning Canada's election, Barcelona's Lamine Yamal, trying to help a mouse, the going to Southern California with a VW ID Buzz van. TOUR DATESSan Diego, CA - May 1Los Angeles, CA - May 2Washington, D.C. - May 15Toronto, ON - May 23Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Victoria, BC - June 26Vancouver, BC - June 28Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special! socials:Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about having mice he can't find, weird characters in his neighbourhood, missing his flight in Miami, and of course, a little Diddy update. Watch My Comedy Special!  See me on the road!San Diego, CA - May 1Los Angeles, CA - May 2Washington, D.C. - May 15Toronto, ON - May 23Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Victoria, BC - June 26Vancouver, BC - June 28Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4socials:Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about going down to Texas for shows, getting booted in Austin, an amazing car collection, and having the rental break down and having to switch cars. Watch My Comedy Special!  See me on the road!Chicago, IL - Mar 27Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30Colorado Springs, CO - April 5Pueblo, CO - April 6Detroit, MI - April 10Boston, MA - April 12Miami, FL - April 17San Diego, CA - May 1Los Angeles, CA - May 2Washington, D.C. - May 15Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4socials:Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about taking care of his debilitated dad, the life of PSWs, taking a weed break and the annoying dreams, Canada's election candidates, and his theory on immigrants in Canada.  Watch My Comedy Special!  See me on the road!London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20Austin, TX - Mar 21Dallas, TX - Mar 23Chicago, IL - Mar 27Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30Detroit, MI - April 10Boston, MA - April 12Miami, FL - April 17San Diego, CA - May 1Los Angeles, CA - May 2Washington, D.C. - May 15Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4socials:Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about Diddy's lawyer quitting, the latest accusations against him, Trump kicking out Zelensky, and the new Epstein list dropping. Watch My Comedy Special!  See me on the road!London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20Austin, TX - Mar 21Dallas, TX - Mar 23Chicago, IL - Mar 27Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30Detroit, MI - April 10Boston, MA - April 12Miami, FL - April 17San Diego, CA - May 1Los Angeles, CA - May 2Washington, D.C. - May 15Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4socials:Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about Canada beating the US in hockey, Elon Musk going after federal employees, actors playing gay roles, and the new Captain America movie.See me on the road!Edmonton, AB - Feb 26, 27Calgary, AB - Feb 28, 01London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20Austin, TX - Mar 21Dallas, TX - Mar 23Chicago, IL - Mar 27Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30Detroit, MI - April 10Boston, MA - April 12Miami, FL - April 17San Diego, CA - May 1Los Angeles, CA - May 2Washington, D.C. - May 15Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 **Sorry about the poor audio there was a recording issue**   Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4socials:Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about the upside down Delta flight, other recent crashes and what's going on, the type of people in Bushwick, and getting used to NYC parking NEW TOUR DATES!Brooklyn, NY - Feb 19Edmonton, AB - Feb 26, 27Calgary, AB - Feb 28, 01London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20Austin, TX - Mar 21Dallas, TX - Mar 23Chicago, IL - Mar 27Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30Detroit, MI - April 10Boston, MA - April 12Miami, FL - April 17San Diego, CA - May 1Los Angeles, CA - May 2Washington, D.C. - May 15Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4socials:Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/

Abbas goes off about Kendrick's half-time show performance, being on a Super Bowl ad, cost of living in the US vs. Canada, and fantasizing about the 911 GT3RS. NEW TOUR DATES!Brooklyn, NY - Feb 19Edmonton, AB - Feb 26, 27Calgary, AB - Feb 28, 01London, ON - Mar 14 Houston, TX - Mar 20Austin, TX - Mar 21Dallas, TX - Mar 23Chicago, IL - Mar 27Minneapolis, MN - Mar 30Detroit, MI - April 10Boston, MA - April 12Miami, FL - April 17San Diego, CA - May 1Los Angeles, CA - May 2Washington, D.C. - May 15Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Montreal, QC June 16Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Tell me what city to go to next!https://shorturl.at/cdJX4socials:Abbas: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/