From the teachings of Epictetus to the US Government’s secret "Manhattan Project" for AI. We debate the Rick Rubin philosophy of "creation as devotion" vs. the marketing mind virus, breakdown how to live an "optionally retired" lifestyle today, and uncover the details of the "Genesis" AI mission. Plus, a conspiracy theory regarding Nvidia, China, and a 20% government kickback.
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Episode Highlights:
🏛️ Epictetus & The Manual: A Stoic Masterclass
📅 The "Optionally Retired" Lifestyle Design
🎨 Rick Rubin vs. Diddy: Art vs. Marketing
🇺🇸 Project Genesis: The US Government's AI Plan
📉 How to Hedge the Coming Market "Cliff"
🇨🇳 The Nvidia Conspiracy: Is Uncle Sam Taking a Cut?
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Timestamps:
00:00 – Champagne Pop & Intro: Stoicism, The Manual & Holiday Parties
10:45 – 2025 Goal Setting & The "Activities Coordinator" Lifestyle
15:30 – Building the Ultimate Home Gym (Pain Cave)
23:25 – "Optionally Retired": How to feel retired while still working
36:20 – Rick Rubin, Creativity, and the "Offering to God"
47:40 – The Creator's Dilemma: Niche Down vs. Authenticity
59:50 – "Genesis": The US Government’s AI Manhattan Project
01:15:30 – Nvidia’s H100s & The Speculated 20% "Rip"
01:19:15 – Gavin Baker, Google TPUs, and the AI Infrastructure trade
01:26:40 – Cem Karsan’s Strategy: Long Calls & Cash
01:34:30 – Outro: Last Episode of the Year
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From the ethics of "unstoppable" founders to the 2026 World Cup hype. We breakdown the latest AI agents saving you time, debate Naval Ravikant's controversial "no partying" rule, and review Kevin Dahlstrom's "55 Rules for Life." Plus, a request for listener feedback on a major strategic pivot for 2025.
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Episode Highlights:
⚽ World Cup: North American Hype & The Messi Debate
🤖 The New AI Stack: "Scouts," NotebookLM & The Death of Research
🚀 Unstoppable Founders: Betting on People vs. The Math
⚖️ Naval’s Paradox: Can You Win if You Have Fun?
📜 55 Rules for Life: Walking, Punctuality & "Water Snobs"
🔮 The 2026 Pivot: Tech/Investing vs. Personal Growth
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Timestamps:
00:00 – Intro: Winter Shredding & The Ninja Creami
07:30 – Dallas vs. San Diego: The Quality of Life Calculation
18:20 – Alpha Drop: AI Agents & NotebookLM
33:30 – World Cup 2026: USA’s Chances & Trump’s "Football" Speech
48:00 – Naval’s Thesis: Investing in Unstoppable People (Jensen & Elon)
01:05:00 – The "No Parties Before 30" Rule: Obsession vs. Balance
01:23:00 – 55 Rules for Life: Why Walking is #1
01:45:00 – Hard Choices, Easy Life: The Power of Compounding
02:00:00 – Taking Yourself Lightly (Alan Watts Wisdom)
02:09:40 – Outro: The Future of Alfalfa in 2026
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From the $140k "real" poverty line to an exclusive look inside the F1 Las Vegas paddock. We debate the welfare "Valley of Death," breakdown the capital flight from Bitcoin to AI, and ask if the "App Layer" is dead. Plus, a major announcement regarding the future of the podcast.
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Episode Highlights:
🏎️ F1 Vegas: Inside the Paddock & Red Bull Garage
📢 The Alfalfa Update: Stephen’s New Chapter
📉 Why a Family of 4 Needs $140k in 2024
🏥 The Welfare "Valley of Death"
🤖 Google Gemini vs. OpenAI: The War for Your OS
💸 Capital Rotation: Is Money Fleeing Bitcoin for AI?
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Timestamps:
00:00 – Intro: AI Photos & Thanksgiving Rituals
08:30 – F1 Las Vegas: The VIP Experience
15:20 – Announcement: Future of the Podcast
20:50 – DeepMind & Solving Complex Games
27:30 – The "Real" Poverty Line Data
38:00 – Why Getting a Raise Can Make You Poorer
46:30 – How to Filter for Top Talent
53:30 – Crypto vs. AI Market Sentiment
01:01:50 – 11 Quality of Life Upgrades ($10k/mo)
01:09:45 – Are We in an AI Bubble?
01:36:00 – The Death of the App Layer
01:56:00 – Outro: F1 Strategy & Future Guests
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Programming Note: Happy Thanksgiving! This is a special rebroadcast from the Alfalfa archives. This episode originally aired on May 17, 2023.
From the infamous $19 hot dog incident to a deep dive into the "Caryn.AI" controversy where an influencer generated $71k in a week. We also break down VanEck's bold ETH price prediction model, debate whether Ledger's recovery update betrayed the crypto ethos, and discuss why the future of loneliness might look a lot like the movie "Her."
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Episode Highlights:
🥃 Studio Launch & Nikka Whiskey Reviews
⚽ Betting on the Manchester United Takeover
💸 VanEck’s $50k ETH Price Prediction
🔐 The Ledger Controversy: Is Self-Custody Dead?
🌭 The $19 Hot Dog & Tipping Culture
🤖 The Economics of a $71k/week AI Girlfriend
🦾 Tesla Optimus & The Post-Labor Future
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Timestamps:
00:00 – Intro & Holiday Message
00:40 – Studio Launch & The "Alfalfa" Wheat Decor
04:30 – The 60-Yard Dash Bet
11:50 – Manchester United Stock (MANU) & Takeover Bets
21:20 – 2011 Debt Ceiling Flashback & Market Liquidity
30:40 – The Pepe Coin Regret & Meme Coin Psychology
39:50 – ETH Valuation: VanEck’s $50k Price Target
01:09:00 – Price Predictions: 2030 ETH Targets
01:17:00 – The Ledger "Recover" Controversy
01:48:50 – MLB Robo-Umpires & Pickleball Hype
01:57:00 – The $19 Hot Dog & Tipping Culture Rant
02:10:00 – Karen AI: The $71,000/week Girlfriend Bot
02:22:40 – The "Her" Future: Loneliness & AI Companionship
02:38:50 – Tesla Optimus Robot & Elon’s Vision
02:59:00 – Train Travel Dreams & Outro
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From the secrets behind Shohei Ohtani’s 64-square goal-setting framework to a comprehensive breakdown of Nvidia's earnings and the durability of the AI bull market. We also debate Scott Galloway's controversial take on why the anti-alcohol movement and remote work might be the worst things to happen to young men...
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Episode Highlights:
⚾ Shohei Ohtani’s "Mandala Chart" & The Science of Goal Setting
🚀 NVIDIA Earnings: Is the AI "Supercycle" Just Beginning?
🧠 The Reticular Activating System: Manifestation vs. Focus
📉 Peter Thiel Sells: Smart Money Moves or Missed Opportunity?
🍺 Scott Galloway’s Take: Does Anti-Alcohol Culture Hurt Men?
🏢 Remote Work: Freedom or a Trap for Young Professionals?
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Timestamps:
00:00 – Intro: Airline scams & First Class vs. Frontier
02:40 – Zbiotics & Formula 1 Las Vegas hype
07:00 – F1: The "Rich Man's Golf" & The Engineering Battle
11:30 – Shohei Ohtani’s Goal Setting Framework (The Harada Method)
18:30 – The Reticular Activating System & Manifestation
23:20 – Ohtani’s "Life Plan": World Series, Kids, and Timing
34:00 – Why you should visualize Risk, not just Success
36:30 – NVIDIA Earnings Deep Dive: Is the party over?
41:10 – The Bull Case for Google as an AI sleeper pick
50:00 – The 3 Phases of AI: Generative, Agentic, Physical
01:04:00 – Market Sentiment: Why is Peter Thiel selling?
01:09:50 – Politics & Markets: Trump’s approval & The "K-Shaped" Economy
01:21:00 – Building an Investment Basket: Gold, AI, & Nat Gas
01:23:40 – Scott Galloway: Is Remote Work & Sobriety killing male bonding?
01:35:00 – Outro: Friendship & The Office
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From the 100-year mortgage threatening to turn homeownership into a lifetime of debt to a deep dive into Elon Musk's "Makers vs. Takers" philosophy and a debate on whether billionaire philanthropy is a scam...
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Episode Highlights:
⚔️ Elon Musk & The "Maker vs. Taker" Philosophy
🤔 Is Billionaire Philanthropy a Scam?
⛓️ The 100-Year Mortgage: Financial Trap or Freedom?
📖 "Who is John Galt?": Decoding Atlas Shrugged
🧦 Apple's $250 Phone Sock: An IQ Test?
🧠 Our Sci-Fi Future: A "Shared Consciousness"?
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Timestamps:
00:00 – Intro & Banter
02:40 – Zbiotics: The drink you drink before you drink
07:40 – TV Shows & The Great Re-bundling of Streaming
17:50 – The 50-Year Mortgage: Individual Gain vs. Systemic Risk
28:50 – How to Fix the U.S. Housing Supply Crisis
37:11 – The Case for a 100-Year, Interest-Only Loan
44:30 – Apple's $250 "Phone Sock": An IQ Test?
50:00 – Elon Musk's "Makers vs. Takers" Mindset
54:30 – Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" Explained
01:11:15 – Is Billionaire Philanthropy a Flawed System?
01:29:45 – Outro: Muay Thai & Life Alfalfa
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From AI's massive energy appetite creating an unexpected investment opportunity in natural gas to Elon Musk's new war on Wikipedia and a debate on how to hedge the inevitable AI bubble…
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Episode Highlights:
⚡️ AI's Energy Crisis & The Power Bottleneck
💨 The Natural Gas Trade for AI's Energy Crisis
🏰 Building AI Moats: The 7 Powers Framework
💥 Hedging the AI Bubble Before the Cliff
📚 Grokopedia vs. Wikipedia: The Information War
🧬 GLP-1s, Inflammation, and Cancer Prevention
🏡 The Dark Side of Homeownership
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Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro: A Rose From a Stranger
02:40 - Zbiotics: The drink you drink before you drink
04:20 - Recap: The Sam Altman & Satya Nadella Interview
06:20 - OpenAI's Path to $100B & Imminent IPO?
09:30 - Google's Full-Stack AI Advantage
13:20 - The Real AI Bottleneck: It's Power, Not GPUs
14:30 - The Investment Case for Natural Gas
18:00 - Are Bitcoin Miners the Ultimate AI Data Center Play?
20:20 - The 7 Powers: A Framework for Building an AI Moat
28:30 - "Macro Delegating, Micro Steering": The Future of AI Agents
33:15 - Will AI Break Capitalism?
39:50 - The Speed & Magnitude of AI Job Displacement
43:30 - The Canary in the Coal Mine for the AI Bull Market
46:30 - Anatomy of a Bubble: "We are all running towards the cliff"
51:00 - How to Hedge the AI Crash: Shorting Palantir?
55:10 - Hacking Your Portfolio with Customized Direct Indexing
59:50 - Grokopedia vs. Wikipedia: Elon's War on Information
01:08:20 - Can GLP-1 Drugs Prevent Cancer by Reducing Inflammation?
01:20:00 - The Dark Side of Homeownership: "I regret all of it"
01:28:50 - Outro
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From a dramatic friend-led intervention to close a massive crypto trade to the arrival of humanoid robots in our homes and why you must "embrace the Ponzi" market…
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⚾ The Baseball Bat Intervention
🤖 The $20k Humanoid Robot
💸 A Trader's Raw Confession
📈 Embrace The Ponzi Market
🏭 NVIDIA: Too Big To Fail
💡 The Direct Indexing Alpha
💰 Why UBI is Inevitable
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Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro: Women & Dishwashers
03:50 - The Baseball Bat Intervention
06:20 - A Trader's Painful Confession
08:50 - Sponsor: ZBiotics
10:45 - Meet "Neo": The $20k Humanoid Robot
13:20 - The Human-Piloted Robot Debate
17:45 - Should You Buy The First Robot?
22:25 - "Nobody Cares About Privacy"
26:50 - The Dream: A Personal Robot Chef
34:00 - Are We In A Bubble?
35:45 - Is The Crypto Cycle Over?
41:30 - ETH & The "Shitcoin Index"
48:30 - Portfolio Strategy: AI & Robotics
51:30 - Alpha: Direct Indexing
59:00 - Embrace The Ponzi Market
01:01:20 - NVIDIA is "Too Big To Fail"
01:06:50 - The Inevitable Rise of UBI
01:17:15 - Outro
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From a potential government takeover of AI labs and the dark philosophy of human extinction to a raw confession on modern burnout…
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Episode Highlights:
🇺🇸 The AI Manhattan Project
📈 NVIDIA's Fate in a Nationalized AI World
🤖 Nick Land & The Extinction Prophecy
🏢 When Corporations Acquire Countries
🔥 Why The Modern Man is Killing Himself
🧠 A Burnout Confession: "I'm Addicted"
💎 The Diamond Miner's Dilemma
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Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro: Trump's White House Ballroom
07:00 - Alfalfa: Runner's Highs & Lows
10:30 - The AI Manhattan Project: Should the US Nationalize Google & OpenAI?
19:30 - The AI Bubble Debate & Karpathy's "Slop"
24:17 - AI as a Weapon of Mass Destruction
36:00 - "This Time Is Different": Debating the AI Bubble
43:00 - Future Shock: Could a Corporation Buy a Country?
46:30 - Nick Land & Right-Accelerationism Explained
01:04:30 - The Coming Spiritual War: Techno-Lords vs. The Faithful
01:15:00 - Why The Modern Man Is Killing Himself
01:20:00 - A Raw Confession on Burnout & Trading Addiction
01:34:45 - The Diamond Miner's Dilemma
01:38:45 - Outro
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From walking on literal fire to watching crypto's $19 billion "house of cards" burn to the ground to AI erotica… The guys have a lot to unpack this week as they debate abandoning ship for the AI gold rush and recap their wild experience with Tony Robbins.
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Episode Highlights:
🔥 Hacking Your Brain: A Tony Robbins Deep Dive
🎹 A Night at the Chopin Competition
🇵🇱 Utopian Societies & Authoritarianism
📉 Crypto's $19 Billion Bloodbath
🤖 Is The AI Boom a "Fugazi?"
📈 Nasdaq 50k: The Blow-Off Top Thesis
👾 Minotaur Smut & OpenAI's New Strategy
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Timestamps:
· 00:00 - Intro: YouTube Crash & Minotaur Smut
· 05:13 - Drinks & Shoutouts
· 06:26 - Sponsor: ZBiotics
· 09:10 - Deep Dive: Hacking Your Mind with Tony Robbins
· 38:40 - A Trip to Poland & The World's Best Burger
· 44:15 - Inside the International Chopin Competition
· 54:00 - Utopian Societies & Cultural "Buy-In"
· 01:16:30 - The $19 Billion Crypto Bloodbath Explained
· 01:34:20 - The "Fugazi" AI Investment Thesis
· 01:43:00 - How to Play The "Blow-Off Top" Crash
· 01:49:00 - OpenAI's Erotica & The AGI Race
· 01:54:00 - Outro Connect
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A six-figure monthly income from options and a business that legally erases your tax liability—that's the playbook our first-ever community guest, Doc, used to quit his job as a frontline physician. In this masterclass, he breaks down his incredible journey from burnout to building real-world wealth.
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🇨🇳 China's Insane 4-Year Mega-Bridge
🤖 The AI Agents That Will Build For You
👨⚕️ Why Doctors Are Burning Out & Quitting
🧼 The "Car Wash Alpha": A Tax-Killing Business Model
💰 Options Trading to Replace a 6-Figure Salary
🎮 Escaping the "NPC" Life
👹 "Face Your Demons or They'll Raise Your Kids"
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Timestamps:
00:00 Meet Doc: The Community Guest
07:35 Alpha Around: Andrej Karpathy's LLM Deep Dive
14:15 OpenAI's New Agent Kit & The Race to "Her"
24:45 The Mind-Blowing China Mega-Bridge
31:25 From Doctor to Entrepreneur: Doc's Origin Story
40:20 The Truth About Physician Burnout & Broken Trust
58:35 The Options Flywheel: Aggressive vs. Conservative Strategy
1:15:50 The "Car Wash Alpha" Explained
1:39:15 Why I'm Quitting a Doctor's Salary for Car Washes
1:51:20 Parenting & Facing Your Demons
2:19:30 Outro & How to Connect
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We're debating if the AI bubble is just getting started, breaking down our NVIDA investment thesis, and searching for the highest ROI purchases on Earth (it's not what you think).
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🚨 The Coming "AI Slop-ocalypse"
📈 Why The AI Bubble Won't Pop
💋 The Ultimate "Kiss ROI" is...
💩 Why Own "Fartcoin?" The Rant on Stupid Money
🤯 The "Brain-Breaking" AI That Writes For You
📉 The Next Industry to Face a Reckoning
🧘♂️ Alan Watts & Turning 40
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Timestamps:
· 00:00 - Intro & The "Knees Over Toes Guy" Bio-hack
· 05:26 - Drinks, Shoutouts & Pre-Gaming with ZBiotics
· 06:26 - Sponsor: ZBiotics
· 08:38 - Vacation Plans & The Great Host Replacement
· 13:08 - The Ultimate "Return on Money" List (ft. Alex Hormozi)
· 17:53 - Home Ownership Nightmares & The "Shared Asana"
· 21:55 - All-Time Best ROI: "It made girls kiss my awkward self in college."
· 27:40 - The Death of the Daily Suit & ROI on Clothes
· 31:13 - How to Build a SaaS Landing Page That Converts
· 39:12 - The Psychology of Hiding Prices & Price Anchoring
· 41:40 - AI ALPHA: The Dictation Tool That Will Change How You Work (Whisperflow)
· 47:40 - Apple's Evil Plan Behind Bigger Camera Megapixels
· 53:40 - MAIN TOPIC: The "AI Slop" Apocalypse (Meta vs. Sora 2)
· 01:02:10 - The Morality of Building Addictive Tech
· 01:12:00 - History Lesson: Did You Know Plato Hated Writing?
· 01:20:25 - The $7 Trillion AI Bubble: Investing in the Hyperscaler Arms Race
· 01:29:10 - Investment Strategy: AI Stocks vs. Crypto vs. Gold
· 01:47:00 - Nick's 40th Birthday: Alan Watts & The "Dance" of Life
· 01:52:30 - Outro Chaos & A Falling Camera?
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We uncover the dark side of transactional dating, question the "end times" cabal theory, and debate if finding love is a lost cause, all with special guest Farya.
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Episode Highlights:
🌾 The "Fake Marty" Conspiracy
💥 Eschatology: Geopolitics of the Apocalypse
🤖 That Insane Robot Video Was REAL?!
💔 The Cardinal Sin of Double-Texting
✈️Sugar Babies, Dubai & Dating's Dark Side
📈 Hypergamy: The 80/20 Rule of Dating
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Timestamps:
· 00:00 - Alfalfa Palooza Debrief: Not Enough Beer
· 09:30 - Zbiotics Keeps the Party Going - Sponsor
· 11:45 - A Safe Place for Unpopular Opinions
· 14:15 - Tin-Foil Investigation: Was "Marty" a Paid Actor?
· 18:30 - Inside the 3.5-Hour 'Marty' Rabbit Hole
· 21:45 - Are "End Times" Prophecies Driving Geopolitics?
· 27:10 - Russia's "New Rome" Geopolitical Strategy
· 32:00 - The Prophecy to Demolish the Dome of the Rock
· 36:00 - Why Israel, the US, & Iran Secretly Want the Same War
· 46:20 - Surprise Guest! Welcome, Farya
· 52:15 - The Shockingly Real $16k Humanoid Robot
· 58:00 - The Great Pickleball vs. Tennis Debate
· 01:03:30 - Why Coffee Dates are a First Date Fail
· 01:10:30 - The Cardinal Sin of Double-Texting
· 01:25:30 - Dubai's Dark Secret: The "Poop Story"
· 01:36:15 - Hypergamy: Why a Few Men Get All the Women
· 01:50:00 - Love Bombing vs. Being Romantic
· 02:08:00 - Why Aren't People Having Kids Anymore?
· 02:15:30 - The Great Prenup Debate
· 02:29:00 - Final Thoughts & Sign-Off
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We debate a society that cheers for murder, deconstruct a bizarre assassination confession, and ask if it's smarter to just tune it all out.
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Episode Highlights:
🔫 The Normalization of Political Violence
👽 We Found Life on Mars... Who Cares?
🧠 The GTO of Political Apathy
❌ The Right Adopts Cancel Culture
💬 "Squad Car, My Love": Fake Confession?
🤖 The AI Arms Race Epic Comeback
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Timestamps:
· 00:00 - Intro, Alfalfa Palooza Hype & Mailbag
· 06:12 - ZBiotics Sponsor: Fueling the Palooza
· 08:45 - Arman Bought a Tesla!
· 09:30 - Review: Is Full Self-Driving a Game-Changer?
· 11:30 - The "Hack" to Watch YouTube While Driving
· 15:00 - Google's Insane AI Rebound & Gemini's Dominance
· 18:30 - The Next Big Thing: Autonomous Coding Agents
· 20:20 - "Context Engineering": The Secret to Production-Ready AI
· 26:20 - The N64 vs. PS2 Controller Debate
· 29:52 - NASA Finds Potential SIGNS OF LIFE on Mars
· 31:30 - "Call me when we find humanoids": Are microbes boring?
· 36:51 - The Charlie Kirk Assassination Aftermath
· 41:09 - A Society That Cheers for Murder?
· 49:09 - Trump's AG Wants to Regulate "Hate Speech"?!
· 50:26 - The Pageantry of Politics: Is Apathy a Privilege?
· 1:01:00 - Why a Fractured West is Vulnerable to Radical Ideology
· 1:08:48 - The Right Starts Canceling the Left (Feat. Jimmy Kimmel)
· 1:18:29 - Should Your TikToks Get You Fired?
· 1:31:30 - The Shooter's Bizarre "Squad Car" Text Messages
· 1:47:54 - Outro & See You at the Palooza
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We debate the rise of political violence, a broken justice system, and whether we can come back from the brink.
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Episode Highlights:
🇺🇸 Reacting to the Charlie Kirk assassination
🚌 The bus stabbing the media ignored
⚖️ A killer's 14 prior arrests
♀️ Why young women are so liberal
🌶️ Getting canceled by Mia Khalifa
🤔 The modern bystander dilemma
🤯 Surviving a 3 AM wakeup
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Timestamps:
· 00:00 - Intro
· 00:45 - Welcome Guest Host Stephanie Myers
· 04:00 - Back Pain Hacks & No-Sleep Biohacking
· 07:00 - Sponsor: ZBiotics
· 13:20 - Middle School Crush in the Chat
· 17:15 - The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
· 20:15 - The Vile Online Reaction
· 26:20 - The Spread of "Assassination Culture"
· 36:30 - Is Society Actually Broken?
· 41:50 - Tail Risk & The Violent Minority
· 54:30 - Kony 2012 & "The Current Thing"
· 1:00:15 - Should You Just Ignore Politics?
· 1:08:45 - The Murder of Iryna Zhyvytska
· 1:15:20 - Golfing with Senator Rand Paul
· 1:21:45 - Arman's Message on Political Violence
· 1:39:30 - Broken Justice: 14 Prior Arrests
· 1:53:00 - Why Are Young Women So Liberal?
· 1:57:00 - Canceled by Friends & Mia Khalifa
· 2:12:30 - Outro
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We go from the depths of human society to the heights of cosmic consciousness. Buckle up.
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Episode Highlights:
🤔 Redefining God & AI prophets
🇨🇦 Canada's "Sex for Rent" debate
🐮 The viral minotaur romance novel
🇺🇸 A world traveler defends a #1 America
💸 The "Iowa Arbitrage" on cost of living
🔥 The viral capitalist vs. communists debate
🇬🇧 Getting arrested for tweets in England
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Timestamps:
· 00:00 - Intro: Porn Tropes & Belgian Beers
· 02:20 - The Decline of Alcohol
· 05:15 - Pickleball, Baby's First Food & "Corn Sweat"
· 08:30 - The Iowa Cost of Living Arbitrage
· 11:00 - Why America is Still #1: A Traveler's Take
· 17:00 - Patrick Bet-David vs. 20 Communists
· 22:20 - Arrested for Tweets in England?
· 23:10 - Sponsor: ZBiotics
· 26:25 - Canada's "Sex for Rent" Market
· 30:45 - The Prostitution Legalization Debate
· 35:10 - The OnlyFans Effect & Commodifying Sex
· 41:15 - The Argument Against Legalization
· 49:00 - The Minotaur Glory Hole Romance Novel
· 56:45 - Do We Need to Redefine God?
· 01:03:20 - God as Universal Energy
· 01:09:00 - From Altar Boy to Agnostic
· 01:15:30 - The Need for a Shared God
· 01:20:15 - Consciousness as Reality's Source
· 01:38:00 - Will AI Become Our New God?
· 01:47:15 - Outro & A Favor for the Pod
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The US government is now a tech investor, Stephen is breaking up with Bitcoin, and Europe has an axe-wielding "anti-Greta."
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Episode Highlights:
👑 Swift Effect: Could her engagement spark a baby boom?
💎 Proof‑of‑Pain: The real diamond premium
🇺🇸 State Tech: Buying Intel to counter China
🤖 AI Recession: Layoffs now, gains later?
🔥 Two Flags: Pride precedent vs. U.S. flag bans
🏴 The Scottish Axe Girl Pendulum Swing
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· 00:00 - Intro & Mic Check
· 01:00 - Sponsor: ZBiotics
· 02:45 - Zbiotics' New Sugar-to-Fiber Drug?
· 04:00 - Taylor Swift Engagement Crushes "Gaylor Swift" Hopes
· 05:45 - The "Taylor Bump": A Swift-Induced Baby Boom?
· 09:00 - The "Proof of Pain" Diamond & Lab-Grown Hacks
· 13:00 - Do We Have Heroes? The Jeff Bezos PR Masterclass
· 20:15 - The Nick Fuentes Problem
· 25:33 - Why You Can't "Win" a Debate Against Fuentes
· 29:30 - Bloodsport Politics & The Optimist vs. Cynic Divide
· 42:11 - Europe's "Anti-Greta": The Scottish Axe Girl
· 46:56 - Trump's Plan: Prison Time for Flag Burning?
· 51:48 - The Hate Speech Slippery Slope
· 01:03:00 - Is Authoritarianism Good Now? T
· 01:10:45 - US Government Buys a 10% Stake in Intel
· 01:21:00 - State Capitalism vs. China
· 01:34:45 - "I've grown disenchanted with Bitcoin"
· 01:36:30 - The Coming AI Recession
· 01:54:00 - Is It a Good Time to Buy a House?
· 02:00:15 - Outro
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This one dissects a sales hack too wild to be true and dives deep into the cultural forces creating a new generation of extremists.
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🎓 Jobless Male Grads
💰 The "Hot Girl" Sales Hack
🚩 Gen-Z's Alt-Right Uprising
📉 Shorting The Internet
📈 ETH's "Magic Lines"
🚀 Triple-Levered Retirement
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Timestamps:·
· 00:00 - Intro
· 01:00 - ZBiotics Sponsor
· 04:45 - Understanding Dealer Flow
· 05:45 - Thesis: Short Publishers
· 11:00 - Is It Too Easy?
· 17:25 - Is Google F*cked?
· 19:45 - Risk Off Until October?
· 22:20 - ETH vs. Bitcoin
· 24:00 - Is Saylor Shaky?
· 30:00 - How Options Fuel Crashes
· 35:30 - Hedging 101
· 40:40 - The "Nuke" Hedge
· 47:20 - Tom Lee's "Magic Lines"
· 58:30 - Why Just Hold The Index?
· 01:02:00 - Jobless Male Grads
· 01:11:00 - The "Hot Girl" Sales Hack
· 01:19:30 - The Gen-Z Alt-Right
· 01:22:30 - Who is Nick Fuentes?
· 01:35:00 - Reaction to "Woke" Culture
· 01:54:45 - Outro
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This week, the Alfalfa Pod tackles the WNBA spectacle before diving into the high-stakes reality of AI, the 'surplus human' crisis, and the 3-year window to escape the underclass.
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Episode Highlights:
🏀 The Great Dildo Debate
🐴 Are We the New Horses?
👁️ Escape the Permanent Underclass
🎯 From Dildos to Assassination Markets
📉 A Generation in Decline?
🕴️ Political Puppets & The Deep State
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Timestamps:·
. 00:00 - Intro
· 00:45 - Sponsor: ZBiotics
· 02:05 - The Great Dildo Debate
· 03:25 - "Dildo Reflexivity" & Polymarket
· 06:40 - The "Assassination Market" Problem
· 14:23 - Ethical Debate: Misogyny vs. Meme
· 21:30 - Dildos vs. Bananas: A Troubling Comparison
· 24:45 - Intent vs. Impact
· 31:45 - Are We Becoming "Surplus Humans"?
· 34:15 - The Horse Analogy
· 37:55 - Dark Enlightenment & The Bottom Quintile
· 44:25 - The 3-Year Race to Escape the Underclass
· 49:55 - Human vs. AI Creativity
· 56:25 - Tinfoil Corner: Is Trump Controlled Opposition?
· 01:00:10 - Palantir, PsyOps & Media Infiltration
· 01:11:25 - Escaping the Permanent Underclass
· 01:21:55 - The Final Boss: Beating Financial Debasement
· 01:25:10 - The Triple-Levered S&P 500 Strategy
· 01:36:10 - Data Dive: Our Changing Personalities
· 01:54:25 - Outro & Sign-Off
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What starts with a wild Burning Man confession evolves into a deep debate on the fabric of existence.
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Episode Highlights:
🔥 Burning Man Confession: Arman’s “Naked Human Car Wash”
🤖 Robo Uteruses & the Future of Postmodern Parenting
✨ Are We Just Code? AI vs. Consciousness Debate
📚 The Great Deletion: Preserving Knowledge Before It’s Gone
🙏 God vs. The Algorithm: Will AI Trigger a Spiritual Revival?
☀️ Summer of Stephen: Festival Prep & Psychedelic Vibes
🍷 $50 Wine Hack: A Spanish Red That Beats $100 Bottles
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Timestamps:·
00:00 - Intro & The Uncomfortable Kink Question
02:08 - Zbiotics Ad Read & Stephen's "I think I drank like 30 beers" Story
05:52 - The Perfect $50 Red Wine: "$150 wine LARPing as a $50 wine"
08:24 - A "Seasoned Founder's" Playbook & Avoiding Ego
12:20 - The Summer of Stephen: Surviving a Music Festival After 30
17:00 - What Does It Mean to "Not Lose Your Youth"?
23:14 - The Naked Human Car Wash: Arman's Wildest Burning Man Story
32:10 - "Everything you're saying is so true... in the real world"
38:40 - Parenting Styles: From "A- Student" Pressure to Nurturing Rebellious Kids
49:50 - Can Women Have It All? & The Future of Robo-Uteruses
58:30 - The Coming Bifurcation of Humanity: Organics vs. The Augmented
01:07:00 - The AI Threat to History: Building a Personal Library of Alexandria
01:14:00 - Are We Losing Connection to Reality's "Source Code"?
01:25:20 - Are Today's Kids "Vacant" or Just Adapting to an Obsolete World?
01:46:10 - MAIN DEBATE: Is Reality Consciousness or Computation?
02:00:30 - "Are we basically glorified computers?": Stephen's Existential Dilemma
02:15:30 - Why an Atheist Worldview is Becoming Unsatisfying
02:27:35 - Will AI Cause a Massive Surge in Religion?
02:29:55 - An Optimistic Take: Why AI Will Be "Forever Curious" About Us
02:35:25 - Wrapping Up, Kink Follow-up & Alfalfa Palooza Plug
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