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America’s Last Newsroom
America’s Last Newsroom
66 episodes
8 hours ago
America’s Last Newsroom is a weekly look at the world’s ’most important’ news stories. Your hosts are: Mark Sandford, Devon Welsh and Jon Biedron.
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America’s Last Newsroom is a weekly look at the world’s ’most important’ news stories. Your hosts are: Mark Sandford, Devon Welsh and Jon Biedron.
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America’s Last Newsroom
America's Last Newsroom - Episode 2 - Sex, Drugs and Steel Conkers
RIP Sonny Bono, you are still missed. Didn't know about the whole steel conkers thing. Condoms are being taxed, your butt is being surveilled, the poop industry's books are all f'd up, pizza in Germany is laced, steel conkers.   xo
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5 days ago
1 hour 1 minute

America’s Last Newsroom
America's Last Newsroom - Episode 1 - Death and Eternal Life (The Blue Men Group Resurrection)
Well gang, we're back. Yep, that's right, we're back. We are so back! The Blue Men Group aka Global Examiner is now AMERICA'S LAST NEWSROOM. It's as though we have never left and we are picking right back up where we left off. In fact, here's where we go in this episode. Follow along, with your ears.  This Week in History: Glenn Miller disappears over the English Channel. Still missing. Royal Caribbean served a guy 33 drinks, he died in custody, they put him in the fridge. Lawsuit incoming. New Zealand cops waited six days for a swallowed $19K Fabergé pendant to make its exit. Patience is a virtue. A different Fabergé egg sold for $30 million. Turns out the Romanovs had taste. Thailand finally lets you buy beer at 3pm. Government workers rejoice. Thai woman found alive in her coffin right before cremation. Her brother: "eh." Hero of the Week: Man trips over his cat, breaks basically everything, lies in blood for 14 hours. Still loves the cat. Dick Van Dyke turned 100. His horoscope says slow down. He will not.
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1 week ago
1 hour 11 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
GLOBAL EXAMINER - Frozen Penis at Olympics / Hank The Tank ( (2/26/2022)
The Olympics are finished, and now the stories come out. With coverage that is almost live, Global Examiner is, perhaps up there at the top, or at least near the top, or somewhere within a reasonable distance of the top of the podcasting news world. In fact, many of our stories were stolen, at the Olympics. I bet you didn't hear about that!  Please join us for our aspiring award winning news coverage. Global Examiner, on behalf of Peter Turquoise CEO
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3 years ago
43 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
GLOBAL EXAMINER - Primates, Illegal Cruises, Hot Burglars, and Olympic Condoms (2/4/2022)
Loyal listeners, we've been tasked to record another episode of Global Examiner. Join us as your hosts travel the world of news, globally! 
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3 years ago
43 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
1. INTRODUCING: Global Examiner: This Is Your World (1/21/2022)
Welcome to Global Examiner. Blue Men Group podcast, and all of her assets have been bought by Peter Turquoise. We are proud to announce the inaugural episode of Global Examiner, a closer look into the most pressing issues of the day, around the globe.  We are thankful to our sponsor: Storylines luxury cruises for their generous contribution to the news. Keep your eyes and ears open for changes to this podcast channel.
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3 years ago
32 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
59 - FINAL BMG EPISODE - NEW SHOW STARTS NEXT WEEK (1/14/2022)
Hi friends, we sold our show. Our extremely strong numbers in Slovakia, and business advice from an Argentine listener led us down a path to complete independence from sponsors and bosses. Please join us on a Blue Men Group adventure around the globe. Join us next week for the debut episode of _______________! Topics on this week's show include: 1. Live From The Garbage Dump 2. This Week In History 3. Drunk Soldier Poops Pants 4. Virile Viscount 5. DeBeers™ Says Millenial Won't Like Lab Grown Diamonds 6. Solidarity With Sino-Sissies OF THE WEEK 7. The Final Week's Numbers
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4 years ago
54 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
58 - Major Cheating Scandal in Saudi Camel Beauty Contest / Our Podcast Is For Sale (12/17/2021)
Ahoy, hoy! Did you know that's how Alexander Graham Bell wanted us to answer phones? To say, AHOY-HOY! LOL, that would never work. Anyway, here's the topics that are discussed on this episode: 1. Boston Tea Party - party or protest? 2. Cheating scandal in the Camel Beauty Contest 3. The Next James Bond will be a British Man 4. AI generated poetry is terrifying 5. MAD THAI TV 6. Real Quick Yogurt Stop of the Week 7. Our Podcast is For Sale 8. Last Week's Numbers
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4 years ago
57 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
57 - New Dog Sized Dinosaur Just Dropped / Let‘s Sleepover at IKEA (12/10/2021)
Hello dear listeners. What a time of year for news. It's almost unstoppable at the rate it's coming out. Almost daily, the Blue Men Group gathers to assess the news, and these are the stories that we have found fit for your ears. Please listen to these topics, which include: 1. The Royal Family's Fairytale Wedding 2. IKEA Sleepover 3. New Dog Sized Dinosaur Just Dropped 4. Trampoline Park Brawl 5. Heroic Sex Act of the Week 6. Last Week's Numbers
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4 years ago
44 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
56 - Bongs, Breastfeeding Cats, and Reproducing Robots (12/3/2021)
Well HELLO there listener, welcome to another episode! We're here, and we're delivering you the news. Just as you like to hear it, through your ears. Some of the topics we've discussed here this week include:  1. Enron, is it an energy company? 2. Wright Lovers Update 3. Emotional Support Cat 4. Robots Can Reproduce 5. Brown Friday 6. Our One Argentinian Listener Call In
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4 years ago
1 hour 3 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
55 - Eating (Apple) AirPods, The NEW Celine Dion + Beanie Baby Airlift (11/25/2021)
Hello! It's all of the hosts of Blue Men Group typing one letter each to let you know what is on this week's podcast. Well, here is the list of things we discuss: 1. Parachutist Dan Cooper 2. Lady Eats an AirPod 3. There's a NEW Celine Dion in town 4. Report from World Table Tennis Championship 5. IMPORTANT LEGAL UPDATE 6. Emergency Airlift of the Week 7. Last Week's Numbers
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4 years ago
52 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
54 - Millionaire Dog, Swearing Parrots and Naked Airport Security (11/19/2021)
Hello! This week's Blue Men Group is guaranteed to be exciting for your ears. We pride ourselves on delivering to you, the listener, the greatest listening experience - and that's just what we have here! Topics on this week's episode include:  Elizabethan Things  Swiss Sharpshooter Millionaire Dog  Swearing Parrots The Abby Report: Generation A - Back To The Beginning Naked Guy at Airport Security Last Week's Numbers
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4 years ago
55 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
53 - It‘s Toilet Week! (11/12/2021)
Listeners! Welcome to toilet week, where we discover all sorts of news items regarding toilets! Some of the shitty news stories we explore this week include: Two Guys Meet in Africa Marathoners Shit Themselves Often Sometimes They Make It To The Porta Potty SpaceX Doesn't Even Have A Functioning Toilet On Their Spaceships Do You Know What A Cenotaph Is? Vegan Toilet Sex Cult Parked Car Of The Week Last Week's Numbers
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4 years ago
1 hour 4 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
52 - Blue Men Group Midnight Sleepover Special (11/5/2021)
Helllo, listener! It's the Blue Men Group Midnight Sleepover Special! Celebrating one full year of episodes, with fireworks, and more! Join us as we cover a few new stories then as we regale each other in memories of Blue Men Group's past. We love you very much and thank you for listening! 
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4 years ago
1 hour 17 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
51 - What Happens If You Drink Beer Everyday For 106 Years (10/29/2021)
Hi listener. Today's episode is explosive. Here's the rundown: 1. John Glenn: did he forget something? 2. Ciggy Sales Have Increased A LOT 3. Six Flags Meal Pass 4. Yuengling Lady 5. Abby's Visit To The Metaverse 6. Cocaine Hippos 7. Numbers
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4 years ago
1 hour 8 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
50 - Boosting Seamen Morale and Other Problems (10/22/2021)
Hello loyal listener. Jon returned, we don't know where he went, but he's back. These are some of the things we chatted about on this here episode: 1. Thomas Alva Fucking Edison 2. Anthrax 3. Maine's Fucking License Plate Problem 4. Boosting Seamen Morale 5. The Drawing That Shook Hawaii 6. Prank or Murder of The Week 7. Last Week's Numbers
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4 years ago
1 hour 4 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
49 - Let‘s Drink Milk At The Milk Bar! (10/15/2021)
Hey listeners, we've got some news for you. The news topics we cover are found below: Old Timey Baseball Lost At Sea for 29 Days Rotating House in Bosnia Rwandan Milk Bars Hacked Flight Systems Last Week's Numbers
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4 years ago
51 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
48 - UPDATED! Take The Money and Run (10/8/2021)
Hello listeners! Sorry that the original file was incorrectly uploaded, we have fired the individual who committed this grave error. Please forgive.  
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4 years ago
54 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
BLUE MEN GROUP SPECIAL NEWS UPDATE (10/4/2021)
This is a Blue Men Group Special News Update from Ron Ecstasy.
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4 years ago
3 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
47 - Host Shortage Resolved (9/24/2021)
Hello listeners, we are happy to inform you that the host shortage has been resolved. Please welcome Abby Fiscus to the show. Topics in today's show include: Abby Get's An Official Welcome Gerald Ford, unelected and from Michigan Sex was invented in Scotland Herpes fish in Lake Orion USB In Penis Russian Popeye MMA Guy's Arms Upworthy!  Last Week's Numbers
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4 years ago
1 hour 2 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
46 - We Have a Host Shortage (9/17/2021)
Today's episode of Blue Men Group is brought to you by Price Waterhouse Cooper. Topics on today's show include: Our Host Search Continues (Brought To You By Price Waterhouse Cooper) Toy Hall of Fame New Inductees No More Drug Tests Time To Bring Back The Wooly Mammoth Disney iPad Tours Massachusetts National Guard School Bus Last Week's Numbers
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4 years ago
59 minutes

America’s Last Newsroom
America’s Last Newsroom is a weekly look at the world’s ’most important’ news stories. Your hosts are: Mark Sandford, Devon Welsh and Jon Biedron.