We tell you the things that Zoobooks, Nat Geo, Animal Planet and that poor underpaid khaki nerd at your local zoo won't tell you.  We talk about all sorts of fun subjects, from spiders that'll eat your baby to rapist otters to eagles that would've carried off your toddlers, to drug abusing dolphins! Join River and Budd as we turn your favorite animal into "what the hell!?" moments!