In this episode, we talk about the river cooter!! We also have a new co-host who has literally no idea where he is or what he's doing! :D

Come on in and enjoy your stay as we talk about turtles, otters, and other animals because we get off track sometimes!

We tell you the things that Zoobooks, Nat Geo, Animal Planet and that poor underpaid khaki nerd at your local zoo won't tell you.  We talk about all sorts of fun subjects, from spiders that'll eat your baby to rapist otters to eagles that would've carried off your toddlers, to drug abusing dolphins! Join River and Budd as we turn your favorite animal into "what the hell!?" moments!