We’ve made it full circle babes. The final sign of the Zodiac is here…Pisces. First things first, the basics. We dive into the final water sign of the zodiac’s symbol, modality, planetary ruler and more. Then, we discuss Pisces celebrities along with the TV and movie characters we think have strong Pisces energy. We share our listener’s experiences dating these whimsical fishies along with our own Pisces tales. To close out our Sign Series extravaganza we invite TWO Pisces besties to chat about their relationship to nostalgia, addiction, emotions and more! Whew!
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They’re not like other signs…they’re Aquarians! In today’s episode, we're chatting about the bestie, the humanitarian and the contrarian of the Zodiac. We kick things off by diving into the basics, Aquarius’ element, modality, planetary ruler, symbol and mythology! We discuss Aqaurius celebrities from Harry Styles to Oprah, Paris Hilton and more! Then, we discuss movie and TV characters who we think have big Aquarius energy, think: the quirkiest person you know. We share our own thoughts, opinions and anecdotes on dating Aquarians along with sharing our listener’s tales, before we call up one of our favorite Aquas!
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We’re getting serious today to discuss Capricorns. The Gaslight, Girlboss, Gatekeep of the Zodiac! (Respectfully) Capricorn is the 10th sign of the zodiac and as we’ve learned throughout this series, our signs continue to get more complex as we go! Although we love to giggle about their girlboss tendencies, there’s so much more to Capricorns that we’ll discover. First things first, the basics. Starting off with Capricorn’s element, symbol, modality and more! We then dive into Capricorn celebrities and TV and movie characters who we think represent the Capricorn archetype. Then we call up a very special Capricorn to get the scoop on the life of a Capricorn, their values and parenting style. We close out the episode with some listener submissions and personal tales.
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Giddy up! Today we’re discussing the horse girl of the Zodiac. This episode is all about Sagittarius, our freedom seeking, fun loving, boredom fearing besties. We dive into Sagittarius by covering the basics, their element, modality, symbolism, mythology and more! We then dive into Sagittarius celebrities from Miley Cyrus to Snooki to Jay Z. Next up, we discuss Sagittarius-coded TV and movie characters before we get into Sagittarius dating tales from our listeners. Our listeners share their experiences before we share our own experiences and thoughts on dating Sagittarius. To close out the episode we call up another astrology loving Sagittarius and of course have some laughs as we swap Sag stories.
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Shhh…we have a secret. Today’s episode is all about Scorpio. We dive deep into the mysterious underworld of the eighth sign. We begin our discussion by diving into all things Scorpio to discover what makes this water sign so emo! So dark! So moody! After covering the basics, we chat through Scorpio celebrities to see what more we can discover about this sign. We discuss TV and movie characters that we think represent Scorpio energy then turn it over to the listeners. Our listeners share their Scorpio dating stories then Aubrey and Dani share a few Scorpio dating tales of their own. We close out the episode with our ‘Phone a Friend’ segment and chat with a Scorpio bestie, getting their firsthand account of what it's like to live in the mind of a Scorpio.
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Welcome to adorable hour! We’re chatting all about our Libra lovers today. We kick things off by diving into what makes this cardinal air sign just so sweet, lovable and prone to lying. We discuss Libra’s element, modality, planetary ruler and more then get into a quick vibe check to discuss our observations of this sign. After that we run through Libra celebrities then share the TV and movie characters that we think have that special Libra sparkle. We chat through some listener submissions of their experiences dating Libras and share our own tales. We try to get to the bottom of what makes Libra men such liars before calling up one of our cutie Libra besties!
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The Beyonce of the Zodiac! Today’s episode is all about our perfect, thoughtful, judgmental (?) Virgo besties. First things first, the basics. We discuss what makes our Virgos unique through their planetary ruler, modality, element and more. Then, we dive into Virgo celebrities and find some interesting patterns emerging. We each share a few movie and TV characters that we think give us Virgo vibes, *cough cough* Blair Waldorf. We read through our listener’s tales of Virgo dating experiences then share our own sagas. Lastly, we phone a Virgo during our ‘Phone a Friend’ segment and hear from one of our besties what it feels like to be in the mind of a Virgo.
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We know our Leo listeners have been waiting for this moment…this episode is all about you babes! We start out with the basics - Leo’s modality, planetary ruler, mythology and more! Then we dive into our observations and experiences with this fire sign. We chat about Leo celebrities then get into the TV and movie characters we think have big Leo energy. We dial up one of our Leo besties to hear what it’s like to be a Leo straight from the source! After our chat we read through our listener’s experiences dating Leos and then we share some highlights from our own Leo dating (horror?) stories.
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We’re making our way through the zodiac and have made it to our first water sign, Cancer! Our crabby icons are known for loving Taylor Swift and needing a daily cry. We dive into (shallow) waters to talk through Cancer basics like their modality, planetary ruler and more. Then we talk through some of our personal observations and anecdotes about Cancers before getting into Cancer celebrities to see how they show up in pop culture. After celebs, we each pick a few TV and movie characters that we think have big Cancer energy, hint: Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls. We then discuss listener’s experiences dating Cancers and a few of our own unfortunate Cancer tales. To close out the episode we dial up a Cancer cutie in our ‘Phone a Friend’ segment to get a direct account of the Cancer experience.
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Today we’re chatting about one of the most controversial signs, Gemini. We love ‘em, you might hate ‘em and if you’re one of those people maybe this episode will change your mind. We kickoff with Gemini basics then discuss our personal takes on the sign. TLDR, they’re a bit misunderstood. Then, we dive into Gemini celebrities as well as TV and movie characters we think represent the Gemini archetype. We chat through a few tales of Gemini situationships and relationships from the listeners as well as our experience dating Geminis. To close out the episode we call up a Gemini pal for our ‘Phone a Friend’ segment who shares a firsthand look into the mind of the Gemini.
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We’re making our way through the zodiac this season and today’s episode is all about TAURUS. We discuss what makes this comfort-loving, nap-taking, sweet treat-eating sign tick while also digging into who Taurus really is beyond all the stereotypes. We kick it off with an overview of Taurus basics then move into our observations and opinions on how these signs show up in the world. We then discuss Taurus celebrities as well as TV and movie characters who we think are the ultimate representation of Taurus energy, including some characters you might not expect *cough cough SHARPAY*. In our ‘Phone a Friend’ (or should we say Mother) segment we have a special guest join us for a first-hand account of what it's like to be a Taurus. We close out the episode with listener submissions and personal stories of our Taurus dating experiences.
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Welcome to sign school sluts! This season we’re getting back to the basics and going sign by sign to enter their world and aim to understand them a little better. First signs first, ARIES! We dive deep into all things Aries, a fiery cardinal sign known for its anger and impulse but who are Aries beyond the chaos? We start the episode chatting about the Aries basics then move into a quick vibe check. We then discuss Aries celebrities and how their Aries sun shows up in their work and their persona. We then speculate on TV and movie characters who we believe to be the ultimate representation of Aries, from Mia Thermopolis to Jack Sparrow. In our ‘Phone a Friend’ segment we have a very special guest join us for a first-hand account of what it's like to be an Aries. We finish out the episodes with listener submissions from their accounts of being with Aries and personal stories of our time dating Aries.
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This week we explore the life and astrology of the artist known as JoJo Siwa. We dive DEEP into Joelle Joanie’s family life, her relationship with Abby Lee, her recent interviews and OF COURSE her naughty girl era and the release of her single Karma. We chat through her shockingly earth heavy birth chart and the transits in JoJo’s chart that align with her dramatic, culture shocking, never been done in this generation rebrand.
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This week we dive into the astrology, the history and the drama of RuPaul. Aubrey kicks us off with a deep dive into RuPaul’s career timeline as we start to unpack their birth chart. Dani takes us through some incredibly Scorpio-coded moments from a recent interview and we look at their career and transits over the past 30+ years. We discuss his relationship with his rancher husband, their Wyoming ranch as well as his friendship with Michelle Visage. And of course, we chit chat about the current season of Drag Race and share our predictions for the Season 16 winner.
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Did you really do an episode on Ariana Grande’s birth chart and synastry with her most iconic exes? Yes, and? This week’s epi is all about the cancer icon, Miss Ariana Grande. We deep dive into her Birth Chart to see what makes this pop girly the slutty superstar that she is. After looking at Ari’s birth chart, Aubrey gets into some notable transits in the timing of her career and Dani shares the synastry and compatibility of her relationships with Mac Miller, Pete Davidson and of course Ethan Slater, Spongebob himself!
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If you’re in the mood to feel joy, add ‘Never Trust a Gemini’ to your reading list. This YA, tween, lesbian, romance is the Gen Z love story we needed! We discuss some of our favorite moments like when Cat burned her house down after leaving her straightener on (relatable), our take on the characters (Gen Z icons) and Aubrey reads why you should ‘Never Trust a Gemini’ (a super fair take). *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*
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From Lil Timmy Tim to Wonka and everything in between. This week we took a deep dive (like perhaps too deep of a dive) into all things Timothee Chalamet and WTF is going on in his birth chart that makes him the icon, meme and enigma he is today. From Timmy's Capricorn sun to his Pluto transits and his synastry with Kylie Jenner…and Lily Rose Depp, we’re unpacking it all.
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Welcome to the final episode of spooky season besties!! We’re closing out spooky season by chatting about the 12H, the spookiest house of them all. Before we get into it, we discuss our Hallo-weekends then get into this week’s horror-scopes. We give you a rundown of the next two weeks and discuss Saturn stationing direct, Venus entering Libra, Mercury entering Sagittarius and the New Moon in Scorpio. Then, it’s time for class! At Monster High we discuss the 12th House, the final house, the house of the unconscious, the house of secrets, the house of dreams! And what having planets in this house could mean for you. Pull up your birth chart and take notes! During Skeletons in the Closet we discuss social activities beyond alcohol and what that looks like moving into Winter! We close out the episode with a question about compatibility from a listener who sometimes is in soulmate mode with their girlfriend and sometimes doesn’t seem to have a single thing in common with them.
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Happy Hallo-week sluts! We’re taking you to some not-so-haunted houses this episode as we dive into the various house systems. We kick off the episode with some spooky season life updates then get into this week’s horror-scopes. We have our FINAL lunar eclipse in Taurus then we get into the origins of Halloween as we discuss Samhain, a pagan festival celebrating the start of the ‘dark half’ of the year. During Monster high we get into our house systems and share a few of the many house systems and how they can shift the way you look at your chart, from Placidus, to Whole Sign Houses, Porphyry and more! We throw it back to Halloween's past for Skeletons in the Closet and dig through our memory boxes (our brains) to share our favorite costumes, middle school party mems and more! We close out the episode with an American Horror Story from a listener and one from our very own AUBREY.
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