ORIGINALLY AIRED 6/10/2022
In celebration of Jurassic World: Dominion, we're reading another Jurassic Park 3: Jurassic Park 3! Join us as we discuss feather placement on raptors and basically write slash fanfic for Alan Grant and Billy. Also, Marco and Overbye read Jurassic Park: Survivor, a book detailing how Eric Kirby survived his eight weeks on Isla Sorna. Thematic resonance between these two volumes abounds.
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I brought a murderer’s row of guests together to play a game that no one knew was coming. Happy Holidays!
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Gavin Zalinger returns, and so does Star Trek: Generations! That's right, we are covering a second novelization of a movie we just covered.
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ORIGINALLY AIRED 6/9/2022
The Carnival has come to Crystal Lake, and unsurprisingly, it's not very chill. We're joined by returning guest John Goodman of Exit Interview to discuss possessed Jason dogs, evil wax figures, and way too much inexplicable predatory behavior towards minors. Our third outing at Camp Crystal Lake is the most divisive yet- It's nice to have Overbye and Hannah back at odds.Check out John's podcast Exit Interview: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/exit-interview/id1534899949Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/authorizedpodInstagram: Instagram.com/authorizedpod
Today on Authorized, we celebrate (???) the release of Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 by reading the first movie’s novelization. This author definitely has some quirks we haven’t encountered before.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Patrick Willems and Sarah Welch-Larson return to whip up some atrocities from Scrounging: The Cookbook by A24. This stuff is nasty.
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The deaths keep on racing. Our new social media Czar Danny Cohen joins to talk things going crash and kablam.
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Sarah Kurchak (I Overcame My Autism and All I Got Was This Lousy Anxiety Disorder) joins to discuss the most disappointing U.N.C.L.E book yet! The agents are downright lazy in this. Realistic? Sure! Entertaining? No!
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ORIGINALLY AIRED 6 - 1 - 22
Ponds...they're not great at keeping things locked up. Join us this week as we discuss the story of Big Red, a fisherman who snares the mask of Jason Voorhees and turns pretty mean! We're joined by Matt Dartnell, who, like everybody else on this show, knows way more about this series than Overbye and actually gets what's going on. Must be nice! Follow Matt on Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/mattchstickman/Follow Authorized on Twitter: Twitter.com/authorizedpodInstagram: Instagram.com/authorizedpod
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We Hate Movies’ Andrew Jupin returns to discuss the YA novelization of Star Trek: Generations. We think maybe it’s time for a reclamation of this movie. It’s great!
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More UNCLE! We love it. Author Morgan Richter joins.
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The cannonballs keep on rolling
Our yearly tradition continues! This time: Jesse Hassenger actually DEFENDS Halloween Kills.
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2008's Death Race! Jason Statham! Paul WS what were you thinking
The Toxic Avenger Vol. 1's writer Matt Bors joins to discuss the novelization of the new film!
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ORIGINALLY AIRED MAY 29 2022
Well, well, well. Look what all those little crumbs lead you to. Welcome to the first miniseason of Tertiary Tomes! We're tackling the five Camp Crystal Lake spinoff books that filled The Dead Years of the Friday the 13th series. We talk about whether Jason should have a gun, whether this series works as a book, and we say Boone approximately two thousand times. It's good to be back.Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/authorizedpodInstagram: Instagram.com/authorizedpod
In preparation for the novelization of the 2025 remake, we discuss The Toxic Avengefr [1984] plus Matt Bors' new Toxie comic.
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The Cannoball Run...by Michael Avallone...with John Cribbs.
ORIGINALLY AIRED MAY 22, 2022
Did you know that sometimes new stuff is based on old stuff? On the final CRUMB before our Friday the 13th mini-season, we're joined again by Max Fitzpatrick to discuss the 1965 television series The Wild Wild West. Specifically, we tackle the pilot (boo!) and the season 2 episode The Night of the Green Terror (Yay!). We're obsessed with Jim West and Miguelito Loveless, and a bit unclear on what exactly Artemis Gordon does around here. Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/authorizedpodInstagram: instagram.com/authorizedpodNext Week: Friday the 13th: Mother's Day by Eric Morse!