Send us a text B + H recap their eventful week - mayoral election, tipsy shopping, big night out for a 40th birthday, H's restaurant phobias and proper etiquette (including doubling up in bathroom stalls), eating at the bar, and a random rant about ozempic (cause why not?).

Send us a text In typical variety show fashion -- B + H talk kid chaos, stealing goods from 3rd birthday parties, voting in old school booths, and most importantly -- ABOLISHING THE INTERNET.

Send us a text B + H discuss lines at restaurants, OWNEY'S RUM reclamation to the Drennan-Firtle beverage conglomerate, and purge arenas.

Send us a text B + H recap some weekly events plus cover general New York City beef. B argues is keeps the city on top of the world.

Send us a text B + H cover NYC Marathon + Halloween season, big biz, coveted city apartment amenities (including goals), and dog sh*t.

Send us a text B + H reflect on social life, partying and bad behavior coming of age in 1990s New York City. 40s, 22s, cigarettes, dime bags, loft parties, parks, piers, beaches, free cribs. Not to be missed if you're 35-55 and want to feel some nostalgia for your youth.

Send us a text on this episode B + H question the people of Canal Street, the local 4am bars still standing, the grand theft auto on the Belt Parkway, Manhattan parking garages, and more!

Send us a text rants include : New York rappers and concerts, the members only nightclub bubble, bad marketing, old school New York bar flies, Levain Bakery.

a recap of our week : straight random takes on wellness culture, linkedin, self obsession, toddler birthday parties, new york football, etc.

B + H share their 9/11 stories on the 24th anniversary of the attacks. Sprinkled in some levity too as we are resilient New Yorkers after all. MAD LOVE.

B + H have no clue what they are doing in their unscripted, unedited first ever podcast episode. Check out who they are, what they think their doing with this podcast charade (spoiler : no clue), New York bullshit, rants about random topics from AIM to Zyn. Please stick with us, we'll figure it out.