Send us a text This movie came to us as if by fate... we had not planned on doing it, and had a few other Christmas/Holiday movies in mind, and we were just going to watch this movie for fun. However, about 10 minutes in we knew we needed to share it with the podcast community because it blew our minds! Even though it's called Elves, there's only one, and he's more like a goblin. Beyond that there's incest, N*zis, cats, department stores, mom boobs, cartons of cigarettes, libraries (private a...
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Send us a text This movie came to us as if by fate... we had not planned on doing it, and had a few other Christmas/Holiday movies in mind, and we were just going to watch this movie for fun. However, about 10 minutes in we knew we needed to share it with the podcast community because it blew our minds! Even though it's called Elves, there's only one, and he's more like a goblin. Beyond that there's incest, N*zis, cats, department stores, mom boobs, cartons of cigarettes, libraries (private a...
Send us a text We were rooting for you, M. Night! We were all rooting for you! Honestly, we've been in M. Night's corner longer than most people. We really wanted this to be good... But there is no redemption for this movie other than this podcast episode which we think you will enjoy! For as bad as this movie was, we absolutely had a blast trying to work out the logistics of this beach. But the Mid-Size Sedan mystery will never be solved... Enjoy a private beach, a lot of exposition, all of ...
Send us a text This was requested multiple times and we can see why! A space adventure involving ice, toilets, castration, little ponytails, time warps, and space herpes is bound to be a classic! This gem was a cocktail of everything that makes a great B-movie... the dialogue was comical, the sets were cardboard and plywood, the costumes looked like leftover items forgotten in the costumes warehouse all thrown together... So of course we loved it! So chill out, and enjoy Ice P...
Send us a text Back with another listener request - and somehow another movie about live action Kangaroo warriors? Warriors of Virtue was really going for something... but whether or not they achieved it is a different story. We start with a Kung Fu Kitchen Master and right when you think the story is going in one direction - they karate chop you into another movie! We end up in a fantasy land filled with one of our favorite villains (second only to The Darkness from Legend, obviously), Komod...
Send us a text For some reason this file was just too darn big (we guess we just couldn't stop talking about this insane movie?) so it had to be broken up into two parts! Here's Part Two of Warriors of Virtue! Support the show Follow Us: IG: @b.watchrewatch TikTok: @b.watchrewatch YouTube: @b.watchrewatch Join our Patreon for Exclusive Content! patreon.com/BWatchRewatch Buy Us a Coffee We work hard to bring you the laughs, and we don't have any commercials, so if you are able, we would a...
Send us a text If you put all the late 90's and early 2000's disaster movies in a blender... this would be the result. A 2 hour and 15 minute mish mash of every bad trope, all the bad dialogue, very faulty science, and very good actors doing a very bad job (or very good actors doing a very bad movie). It turns out The Core of the earth has stopped spinning (why? just you wait)... and the only way to restart it is to travel there, and detonate bombs - obviously. Come with us on this jour...
Send us a text We're back with another listener request: Teen Witch! Another new to us masterpiece that has made us better people. Unlike Miss Serena who is just an absolute force of chaos. Between all the musical numbers, the sexual fantasies, the rap battles, and the hair... we find Louise and Brad. Just two kids trying to find their way through high school. Until Louise finds out she's a teen witch and unleashes her powers on the school. Teen Witch is an absolute work of art. Support...
Send us a text We're back to our regularly scheduled season with another listener request, the 1995 cult classic, Tank Girl! We had never seen or heard of this movie, believe it or not! And boy were we missing out. This Manic Pixie Tank Girl post apocalyptic fever dream was a revelation... Between The Rippers, Tank Girl, Jet Girl, Water and Power and and quick stop at Liquid Silver... the well never runs dry. Join us in the fight for water and don't forget all of your accessories... you will ...
Send us a text This season we are doing listener requests, but this is our one exception! In honor of the halloween season we are covering this classic from the 90s... Join us as we go back to the Croaker Queen Pageant, fishing boats, bangs, boobs and plot holes of this slasher film. Enjoy your Spooky Season! Follow Us: IG: @b.watchrewatch TikTok: @b.watchrewatch YouTube: @b.watchrewatch Join Our Patreon! Only $5 a month gets you a brand new episode every week of our exclusive coverage of...
Send us a text Next up in our season of listener requests is LadyHawke, a fantastical tale of lovers cursed by an evil bishop and bound to spend half their lives as animals at different times... always together, but never together... Matthew Broderick starts an accent but gives up on it pretty quickly, and Michelle Pfeiffer is beautiful as always despite the haircut. Join us on a journey to break the curse, kick the bishop's ass, and reunite the lovers as humans again. Follow us on: I...
Send us a text WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK for Season 8! This season we are covering the movies recommended to us by listeners and we are SO excited to share them! We are opening the season with a real banger: the 1982 cinematic wonderland known as Beastmaster. If you've ever wondered what a tiger using Loreal would look like, then you're in luck! Dar has the mark of glory, and he's on a quest for revenge and greatness... but Rip Torn and his butterface witches are doing their best to keep t...
Send us a text The Black and White Affair was a bust... but can they redeem themselves with the Bonfire? Kristin and Jessica are cooking dinner for the boys, LC is still silently pining after Stephen... and Morgan and Christina are getting big news (although it's not good news for Morgan). Come join us for Laguna Beach! Follow us: IG: @rewatchdoesreality IG: @b.watchrewatch TikTok: @b.watchrewatch YouTube: @b.watchrewatch And join our Patreon for exclusive content! patreon.com/BWatchRew...
Send us a text It's here! We are starting our side quest: Rewatch Does Reality! There are shows we never got the privilege of watching because we didn't have cable... it might be 20 years too late, but better late than never! Join us as we meet LC, Kristin, Lo, Christina, Morgan, Talon, Stephen and Trey for the first time, and get to know this crazy bunch of kids! As we previously discussed, we will release these on the main feed until our new season starts, and then it will have its ow...
Send us a text We are up to some fun and we wanted to tell you all about it! This is just a little chatty episode to update you on everything we have in store! Join us on Patreon! patreon.com/BWatchRewatch Follow Us: IG: @b.watchrewatch TikTok: @b.watchrewatch YouTube: @b.watchrewatch Support the show ** We work hard to bring you the laughs, and we don't have any commercials, so if you are able, we would appreciate your support! Follow the Link Above! We will happily give you a s...
Send us a text Someone's doing experiments and they are getting out of hand, but have no fear, Mitch and Diamont and Ryan are on the case, with a little help from Griff (emphasis on "little"). Enjoy Episode 2, and remember that after this episode, you will be able to find the rest of our Baywatch Nights coverage on our Patreon weekly! patreon.com/BWatchRewatch Follow Us: IG: @b.watchrewatch TikTok: @b.watchrewatch YouTube: @b.watchrewatch Support the show ** We work hard to bring y...
Send us a text We have a couple new things coming down the pipeline... and this is one of them! You might not have heard that there was a short-lived series called Baywatch Nights... Wherein Mitch becomes a night detective! However, even LESSER known, is that the second season of Baywatch Nights leaned into the X-Files vibes in order to improve ratings... But, surprisingly, it didn't work. However, when we found out about this, we jumped on this midnight train faster than you coul...
Send us a text Well, we left Twilight, but we couldn't leave it alone... We are about to come back with an ALL NEW season, so stay tuned! But - we recorded an extra little treat for you in between with a friend of the podcast! We talk about our favorite Twilight memories, we theorize about lore, we ask the hard questions, we get creative, and we fondly remember the Twilight series before we officially move on. Always remember, Never Forget. Follow Us: IG: @b.watchrewatch TikTok: ...
Send us a text Oh Geez... We can't believe we've spent this many hours of our lives talking about Twilight, but now we are a little sad it's all coming to a close... Renesmee has been born and is the scariest nightmare baby - but she's well loved - because when the Volturi come, she's got a whole army behind her. Come with us on the International Tour of Vamps as we meet Vamps from all over the world as they congregate in Forks to... be... witnesses? But also maybe fight? Renesmee is th...
Send us a text Like Bella at the end of this movie... we were down, but we weren't out! We have revived to bring you the next episode in the Twilight Saga... the Penultimate Movie in the series. This movie sees Bella and Edward FINALLY getting hitched and able to fully act on their lustful thoughts... at least for a moment. Come with us to a wedding for the cousin drama, strange toasts, and big vamp energy... and stay for the worst honeymoon imaginable! We are coming close to the end of...
Send us a text We apologize again for the delay in getting to the final two movies in the Twilight Series... It's been a rough couple of weeks. Luckily, we had this unreleased episode in the wings just waiting for its time to shine! This is one of our "One of Us Watches a Movie and Tells the Other One the Plot" episodes. We recorded it a while back but never released it because it never felt like the right time... Until now. And let us just say - Moonfall the movie is about something di...
Send us a text We had a death in the family, and so we are unable to release a new episode in the Twilight Series this week... But we are re-releasing a newly edited and remastered episode of our coverage of Alone in the Dark! This episode was an experiment at the time... Kolin couldn't find Alone in the Dark streaming overseas, and so Kaydence decided to just tell him what the movie was about... and it resulted in an absolutely bonkers episode that became one of our favorites. This movie is ...
Send us a text This movie came to us as if by fate... we had not planned on doing it, and had a few other Christmas/Holiday movies in mind, and we were just going to watch this movie for fun. However, about 10 minutes in we knew we needed to share it with the podcast community because it blew our minds! Even though it's called Elves, there's only one, and he's more like a goblin. Beyond that there's incest, N*zis, cats, department stores, mom boobs, cartons of cigarettes, libraries (private a...
