“MAIN BED PE NAHIN AATA JAB TAK MERI WIFE 3 NAHIN BOLTI”
Baat Is Your Problem on 21 NOV, 2025 > Babies know it. You know it. I know it. Especially if you and I are lifting heavy things together. HOW DO ALL OF US KNOW THAT IF someone says 1, 2, THREE!…you must react on 3!
STAND UP…2लाइफ!
AIR INDIA…CLOGGED TOILET-COCKROACH-SEAT CHANGE!”
Baat Is Your Problem on 16 NOV, 2025 > Mumbai limits pigeon dining options (0:45) | Miss Universe guy said what to Miss Mexico? (2:51) | Air India flight attendant beat a child…relax…in a game (3:50) | Deepika Padukone is the new voice of META AI (5:23) & Elon Musk wants you to chat racy (6:41)
STAND UP…2न्यूज़!
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“CAN WE NAME THIS BRIDGE THE GUKESH DOMMARAJU BRIDGE?!”
Baat Is Your Problem on 10 NOV, 2025 > Did Money Heist inspire the theft of 1000 chairs in Spain (3:52)? But first…Did a Chess Ka Ghoda design that right angled bridge in Bhopal (0:32)?
STAND UP…2न्यूज़!
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Baat Is Your Problem | 5 NOV, 2025
Bill Gates, Smriti Irani, KYONKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI…those are not words we thought would ever be in the same sentence but it happened after Bill appeared on the daily Indian soap.
Have other billionaires appeared on other Indian TV shows? YES!
(No…not as far as we know but what’s the harm in imagining Mark Zuckerberg, Narayan Murthy and Anant Ambani doing just that!)
Stand Up…To News.
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Baat Is Your Problem | 2 NOV, 2025
Stand up…to life…and viral trends that young ones love and middle aged ones love to attempt and then the young ones mock the middle aged ones for even trying the trend and then the trend is no more!
6-7 is one of those trends in the USA and in Australia but has it reached Indian shores yet?
If it does, it’ll probably need to be adjusted…Virat Kohli can help.
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Baat Is Your Problem | 27 OCT, 2025 > (4:09) WOW MOMO vs. WOW BURGER - India mein ek court ne kaha hai ki WOW BURGER cannot use the term ‘wow’. That’s after another court had said they could. All you ‘Wow’ named establishments…restaurants, salons etc etc…you be careful, ok? But first…(1:28) NAYA TOOTHPASTE: ‘TOOTH HAIRY’ - SCIENTISTS were done fixing everything else, so, they’ve created a dant manjan made of hair…yes, your hair…well, not yours specifically but…in any case…chhhheeee!
Baat Is Your Problem | 27 OCT, 2025
(4:09) WOW MOMO vs. WOW BURGER
India mein ek court ne kaha hai ki WOW BURGER cannot use the term ‘wow’. That’s after another court had said they could. All you ‘Wow’ named establishments…restaurants, salons etc etc…you be careful, ok?
But first…
(1:28) NAYA TOOTHPASTE: ‘TOOTH HAIRY’
SCIENTISTS were done fixing everything else, so, they’ve created a dant manjan made of hair…yes, your hair…well, not yours specifically but…in any case…chhhheeee!
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Baat Is Your Problem | 22 OCT, 2025
(4:51) THE PARIS LOUVRE HEIST!
It took thieves 7 minutes to steal jewels from the biggest museum in the world…museum loota hai ya 3.5 pack MAGGI BANAYI HAI?!
But first…
(1:19) CELEBRATION vs. MURDER!
That is what the consideration is when singing Happy Birthday to a 116 YEAR OLD LADY….shhh! Too Loud!
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Baat Is Your Problem | 19 OCT, 2025
(4:56) How can anyone know what the air pollution will be like in a week from now? We got the answer - PM PM PM YOJNA!
(9:48) Hindustan Times ‘AIIMS’ to please you by providing TOP-LEVEL HEALTH info! Navbharat Times, sadly, does not have that power.
But first…
(1:58) NAIL SALONS!
The most befuddling, baffling and mysterious business out there today! How do they survive - ROTI KAISE CHALTI HAI - only on that 1-inch part of the body?!
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Baat Is Your Problem | Oct 4, 2025
Baat Is Your Problem | 20 SEP, 2025
Kashish Kapoor of Bigg Boss fame recently said nothing of significance in an interview…said she was asked by a famous cricketer to meet…somewhere…where…by which cricketer exactly…we don’t know…that’s why we clicked on an article and made it our…
Aao, hamare saath gumrah ho jao!
CLICK!
CLICKBAIT OF THE WEAK!
Baat Is Your Problem | 3 SEP, 2025
RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat says Indian women should have 3 babies.
This raises the below listed questions:
All good questions, right?
This show provides somewhat to not-at-all satisfactory answers to all of them.
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Baat Is Your Problem | 31 AUGUST, 2025
This is an apology show. Why?
Because, we are so ashamed we didn’t do justice to the ‘Delhi Stray Dogs’ story that came and went…we…did…nothing. The doggy tail is still tedhi ki tedhi.
Well, we thought, to make up for our unprofessionalism, we should use this Ambani Zoo - Vantara - news and then say how sorry we are about ignoring Delhi’s dogs.
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Baat Is Your Problem | 28 AUG, 2025
Say sweet dreams to Dream11…and other similar online money-based apps.
But here’s the thing…people are gonna be people…and they want what they want…which means none of these apps will disappear!
What will they do? How will they plot their return?
Will they learn from history? What the heck was CHAUSAR11?
Are they learning from American online-betting apps like FanDuel and DraftKings?
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Baat Is Your Problem | 23 AUG, 2025
Shahrukh Khan and Akshay Kumar and so many of their star-colleagues are getting into side businesses…non-acting stuff…side hustles!
SRK and AK should star in a movie that allows them to promote their side businesses…
“Side Hustles: Tera Part-Time Khatam”:
Akshay Kumar as the owner of a property dealership called “Hari Home” and Shahrukh owns a bar called “Shahts” or “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Rum” or…
(Note: that 100K subscribers award YouTube gave us…still can’t talk about it…its…a dard bhari kahani…sorta…)
Baat Is Your Problem | 20 AUG, 2025
IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…
Baat Is Your Problem | 16 AUGUST, 2025
Tamannaah Bhatia of Stree 2 fame says she uses saliva to treat her pimples…!
Her…own…saliva…right?
Or is it like - “Ramu Kaka, idhar aayiye?!”
We “found” this ad that Sephora “created” to try and sell Tamannaah’s unique sanjeevni booti type saliva cream!
(they didn’t…but we did!)
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Baat Is Your Problem | 13 AUGUST, 2025
First, we are KIDDING Mumbai police…about this Khakee: ImMobile skit we have done…
(nervous laughter)…
…y’all do a bang up job but the thing about calling mobile phone thieves and asking them to courier the phone back…is…um…well…NOT FUNNY…not all all…who said it was funny…
…so that’s why we DIDN’T do a skit based on how funny a cop show based on ‘mobile dhoondne vaali immobile police’ would be…
Ok, we did…aaaaaaaaaaaa!
(Jumps out the window…runs away…changes identity to good-looking and skinny to avoid Mumbai police)
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Baat Is Your Problem | 10 AUG, 2025
IN THIS EDITION OF “SAMACHAAR / QUICK-VICHAAR”…
Baat Is Your Problem | 6 AUGUST, 2025
First, kudos to science for creating this technique where a baby can be created by 3 parents!
Second, boo science for creating this technique where a baby can be created by 3 parents!
The point is…we got not idea…our show overall is not samajhdaar enough to say anything so we thought…hey!…what about Pati, Patni Aur Woh…type silliness?!
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