This movie is why I never became a Boy Scout...or a football player...or a ventriloquist...or an actor.
I want to live in world where Annie survives, gets out of prison a few years later, and participates in a matchmaking reality TV show called 'Misery Loves Company' - not for herself, but for her pet pig, Misery.
In this episode, I question why the movie isn't titled Death Becomes Them, since both women drink the elixir. Also, is that Turbo from American Gladiators making a cameo?
Two things I learned while doing this podcast: Nobody wants to be face-swiped during sex, and bringing home a kid to replace your deceased son only works if your wife knows about it first.
In this episode, we dive into Max Cadey's cheek-chewing fetish, the use of Pepto Bismol in 90's movies, and Robert drops some MTV Movie Awards knowledge that will nauseate even the strongest of stomachs.
Foot fetishes, dick guns, stripping vampires, what more could you want in a podcast? What's that? TarzDan The Magnificent? Done and done.
It's almost Christmas time, and what better way to celebrate than to revisit the holiday classic Reign of Fire? Hey, if Die Hard is a Christmas movie, so is Reign of Fire.
It's not the night I'm judging so much, but rather this big-budget version of Hide and Seek. Oof.
Sometimes, whether you realize it or not, the title of the movie you're about to watch is trying to warn you.
Virtuosity is one of those movies that deserved a sequel. There, I said it. I don't care how it makes me look. By the way, Robert drops one of the best taglines in the history of taglines in this episode.
Opinions were divided on this one. One of us enjoyed revisiting it after all these years, one of us will never watch it again, and one couldn't help but wonder what a movie about killer cereal would look like.
"Stop or I'll Shoot Myself" became my prevailing thought while watching this movie. I mean, Stallone fights crime in a diaper for Godsakes. This is all your fault, Schwarzenegger.
We're back! It's been a minute. Apologies. But what better way to celebrate our return than deep-diving into Arnold's greatest role? Conan The Barbarbian! That's what we should've watched, but these assholes won't let me. So, we watched Twins instead. Whatever.
Rollerball is one of those movies that make you want to strap on a pair of roller skates, go to your local rink, then hold onto the side of the wall as five-year-old children call you a bitch as they pass you on the left.
Robert ponders why you can't just kick Chucky across the room, and Jonas farts at the 1:15:30 mark. I turned it up so everyone can hear it.
In this episode, we praise Gene Hackman's badassery, while also admitting that when Leo dies in a movie, it's hard not to imagine a door floating right next to him that he chooses not to grab onto.
If you've ever lost both of your parents to lightning strikes or wondered what a jar full of tears tastes like, this is your podcast.
Hot take: Willow plays like the Great Value brand of the Lord of the Rings movies. Also, we play one of our favorite games, Roger Ebert's Reviews.
Let's be honest, a better title would have been Preventing Cameron's Suicide Day -- yeesh.
Well, it's finally here. Robert wore us down for over a year while championing Grease 2. I still have mixed feelings, but I'm sure I'll come to terms with how I feel one day. About Robert, I mean, not the movie.