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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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422 episodes

1 week ago

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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Episodes (20/422)

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

370: Reviews of Hangover Cures

Happy wonderwall to you and yours and bApp. -- SPONSORS: Check out https://boxiecat.com/beach for a discount on BoxieCat's self-cleaning litter! -- We have merch!! https://www.beachtoosandy.store See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 week ago

58 minutes

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

369: Reviews of Mall Santas

2 surfs,a quick dance, a few mushrooms and 2 giant connect 4 games See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2 weeks ago

59 minutes 27 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

368: Reviews of Pet Psychics

Sorry, pet communicators. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 weeks ago

50 minutes 3 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

367: Reviews of Renaissance Faires with Bryan Green

This is gonna ruin the tour... What tour? The moose tour. Check out The Commercial Break! https://www.tcbpodcast.com Follow Bryan! https://instagram.com/bryanwgreen See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

4 weeks ago

1 hour 47 minutes 4 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

366: Reviews of Soup Recipes

My soup is full of eels. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 month ago

1 hour 2 minutes 23 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

365: Reviews of Turkey Trots

To see Xandy at his most athletic, check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/beachtoosandy We also have new merch!! https://www.beachtoosandy.store See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 month ago

1 hour 36 minutes 49 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

364: Reviews of Labubus

Give us money so Christine can buy more Labubus for her legion: www.patreon.com/BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 month ago

1 hour 4 minutes 24 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

363: Reviews of Great Wolf Lodge

Tune in next week for 364: Reviews of Great Wolf Spider Lodge Stuff here: www.beachtoosandy.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 month ago

56 minutes 27 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

362: Reviews of Hospitals with Nurse Blake

Throw on your finest Armani tracksuit, because we've got hospitals to complain about. See Nurse Blake on tour or on the open sea!! https://www.nurseblake.com/ Follow him on Instagram @Nurse.Blake and TikTok @NurseBlake Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2 months ago

1 hour 31 minutes 26 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

361: Reviews of Halloween Costumes

Happy Halloween! Or Sad Halloween in Xandy's case! I don't feel like writing anything else here today. Go google us or something. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2 months ago

1 hour 1 minute 53 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

360: Reviews of Pumpkin Recipes

Last show of our 2025 tour is this Saturday!! Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2 months ago

53 minutes 24 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

359: Live in Plano, TX

We're excited to share our Plano show with you!! Just three more shows left: Seattle tonight, Portland tomorrow, and New York on the 25th. Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2 months ago

1 hour 31 minutes 13 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

358: Reviews of Abandoned Places

Tune in next week for another edition of The Priestly Priest Report. See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 months ago

51 minutes 37 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

357: Reviews of Revolving Sushi

You’ve been revolving around this sushi restaurant for 27 years! See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 months ago

1 hour 1 minute 37 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

356: Reviews of Hair Removal Products

Midwest shows are happening now! Kansas City tonight! Omaha tomorrow! St. Louis Friday! Malort Sunday!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for free! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 months ago

51 minutes 53 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

355: Reviews of Community Theaters

Send in the clowns! See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 months ago

1 hour 29 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

354: Reviews of Wine Bars

Taking a break from Cracker Barrel content...... for now. See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3 months ago

1 hour 6 minutes 28 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

353: Reviews of the Old Cracker Barrel Logo

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

4 months ago

1 hour 6 minutes 41 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

352: Reviews of the New Cracker Barrel Logo

Already looks like we need to do a follow-up episode... See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

4 months ago

57 minutes 32 seconds

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

351: Reviews of Jo-Ann Fabrics

Support elevator victims making movies: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠⁠⁠ See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

4 months ago

57 minutes 46 seconds