Happy New Year’s Eve, y’all! 🥂 What An F-in Year! A & J are popping the beer and the bourbon and looking back at the highs, the lows, and the dirty little moments in between. From unforgettable trips and tiny bikinis to cold beers and great breweries... reliving all 365 days—laughs, lessons, and a little bit of trouble included. 😉 Grab a drink and come relive it with us. 🍻✨ ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. ...

Prepare yourself—because A. & J. are back answering the burning (and slightly unhinged) questions they’ve been asked after the release of J’s book, "DESIRE DIARIES" 📖✨ — the real, unfiltered story of their first trip to Desire Resorts in Mexico 🇲🇽 where clothing is optional 👙🚫 and curiosity is strongly encouraged 😏 If you’ve ever wondered what really happens on a first visit… yeah, they’re talking about that 👀. 👉📚 Grab your copy: www.MyDesireDiaries.com Things escalate q...

Where else can you get unlimited drinks, endless food, nonstop entertainment, wild water slides, and adults-only vibes in Mexico for under $300 a night? Yep—less than some not-so-great hotels here in the U.S. 😏 In this episode, we spill all the tea (and maybe a few cocktails) from our stay at RIU Latino Costa Mujeres, Mexico. Think multiple bikini changes, tipsy laps down the water slides, and the infamous RIU Pink Pool Party—because subtlety was never the goal. 😂 Add in some Tupps Brew...

This week on Beer & Bikini, J. & A. take you straight into their wildly unhinged San Antonio River Walk weekend—where the bar count disappeared somewhere between karaoke, dueling pianos, and “just one more” round of tequila shots. J. swears she lost count of how many bars they hit (Irish pubs, British pubs, 80s/90s throwback bars… honestly, if it had a door and booze, they went in). nd let’s not forget the chaos at Coyote Ugly—yep, it’s exactly like the movie… loud & wild! J...

Do you know what a queening chair is? 👑 If not… you’re about to, and trust us—your woman will thank you. J. might be a little too excited about this one, but hey, she’s living her best queen life. (Warning: Do not listen if you’re prudish. 😂) We’re sipping on Saint Arnold’s Hazy Imperial IPA 🍺—Texas’s oldest craft brewery, repping Houston since 1994—while diving into our time at the famous RIU Pool Party at RIU Caribe in Cancun. 🎉🔥 It’s a full 3-hour party from 1–4 PM, and J. absolutely shook...

It’s almost Thanksgiving! 🦃 Whether you love it, hate it, or just survive it… it’s here. We’re sipping on ice-cold Sam Adams Oktoberfest 🍺 and talking all things Turkey Day—the good, the bad, and the downright ugly. From food gluttony to family chaos. But the BEST part? J’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition: whiskey. 🥃 Lots of whiskey. We’re sharing our favorite Thanksgiving trips, the memories that still make us laugh (or cringe), and of course… J’s new book! Her spicy, hilarious, ...

We honestly cannot believe we’ve made it this far — TWO YEARS of Beer & Bikini, podcast, listened to in countries all around the world! Thank you for every download, every laugh, every message, and every wild story you've shared with us. We’re celebrating BIG today… in two very on-brand ways. **HUGE NEWS: A NEW BOOK RELEASE!** J. did something massive: she wrote, published, and officially released her brand-new Kindle book about—yep—Desire Riviera Maya & Pearl ...

🌞Pack your sunscreen, your sarcasm, and maybe your imagination—because we just got back from Breathless Riviera Cancun, and ohhh do we have stories. Yes, it was sunny, sexy, and full of tiny bikinis 👙, cold beer 🍺, and that signature “we’re too old for this but absolutely living for this” energy. BUT… The real entertainment? The guests. Some classy 💁‍♀️, some trashy 🗑️, and some… well, let’s just say full-on c*nts 🫠. ✔️ Yes. REAL LIFE. ❌ No. We were not prepared. Between dodging flying br...

It’s Halloween season, y’all—and J’s had a few too many sips of Kraken spiced rum, so the giggles and mispronounced words are flying like candy from a trick-or-treat bag. 🍬 Meanwhile, A’s getting in the spooky spirit with a Krabash Brewing Rodeo Clown Double IPA, while J rocks her favorite French maid outfit. 🧹 They dive into why Halloween is the perfect excuse for ladies to dress a little slutty (and own it!), chat about “sexy horror” flicks, and J. spills about her own real-life ghost...

🌴Vacay vibes, baby! At the time you’re listening, we’re sipping cold beers on a sunny Mexican beach—adult-only resort style wink wink. But don’t worry, we didn’t leave you hanging—we pre-recorded this fun episode just for you! We shared a cold Meanwood Brewery Double IPA from Austin, chat about J’s teeny-tiny sporty top (thank you very much), dive into the joys of sex (yep, the book 👀), and A. is on a mission to get J. into those “nipply shirts” he packed for vaca… will she wear them? And who...

Get ready for giggles and maybe a little blush 😏—J. is sharing an article with the top sex facts you didn’t know you needed. 🍑🔥 And hey, you might even learn something about your girl 😉. So, crack open a cold one 🍻, press play ▶️, and join us for a flirty, fun, and oh-so-educational episode you won’t forget. 🎧✨ ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

She says no boob talk today, but A has other plans. 😉 This week they crack open a beer that J. really didn’t like—cue gag noises—so tune in to find out why! They also dish on the infamous poop cruise (have you seen the Netflix special yet?), and with a Mexico vacation just around the corner, the burning question is: how many bikinis is she really packing? 👙☀️ Grab a cold one and join the laughs in this episode! 🍻🔥 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs a...

Things get a little tight this week when A. finally figures out what camel toe really is 👀 … while J.’s outfit is serving double trouble with a camel-toe-and-underboob combo that refuses to be ignored. The mics are hot, the outfit is sexy, and they crack open a cold Festbier from Spindletap Brewery 🍻 (spoiler: J. is not a fan—wheat beer is straight-up ew, gross). It’s also J.’s 2-year boobiversary 🎉—she’s sharing tips on how guys need to support their girls if they want a boob job, and why sh...

Fueled by cold pours from Maple Branch Brewery, A & J rolled into the Fort Worth Stockyards ready for trouble. J was rockin’ her ripped-front sexy shirt—and had bartender ladies straight-up drooling, wishing they could snag it for themselves. 🔥 The drinks kept flowing—beer, whiskey, and Jäger on repeat—until they hit Billy Bob’s, the world’s largest honky tonk. Between country jams, rowdy dance floors, and J getting her country on, the night was pure Texas chaos: wild, naughty, and unforg...

This episode, we’re answering a whole new round of ridiculous questions—diving deep (well, our version of deep) into what’s really on people’s minds. 🍻 Fueled by ice-cold Treehouse Brewing Haze—because if you’ve had it, you already know it’s basically liquid happiness—we get a little loose, a little loud, and a lot hilarious. 🍬 A. throws down the gummy worm whipped cream challenge (yes, it’s as messy and inappropriate as it sounds) and somehow it peaks at… a nipple. Don’t ask, just listen. Me...

In this cheeky episode of Beer & Bikini, J, slips into a barely-there knit micro bikini—complete with dangling cherries between the girls 🍒—while we sip on Martin House Brewing’s The Serac Stout and spill the hops on our recent trip to their Fort Worth taproom. Let’s just say: she’s already planning the return. We stayed at the Hilton Southlake just outside of Dallas/Fort Worth, where J. stunned in her little green bikini top and served full-on RBF energy poolside. But the real fun starte...

🎉Can you believe it? SEVENTY-FIVE episodes of wild stories, ridiculous banter, and absolute chaos—and y’all are still listening?! We’re just as shocked as you are. But seriously… THANK YOU to all of our world-wide listeners for being part of this deliciously inappropriate ride. 💋 To celebrate our diamond-sparkly, beer-soaked 75th episode, we’re cracking open some Cellarman's Revenge IPA from Martin House Brewing. Expect: 🍺 Cold beers 👙 Tiny bikinis 🍈 Big… opinions  ...

🔥 Our most-listened-to episodes? Yep, all about Desire Resorts in Riviera Maya—and trust us, people are very curious. 😏 Lately, our DMs have been poppin’ with questions from new IG followers—most of whom have never been to a clothing-optional resort (yet 👀) and aren’t in the lifestyle like us… but are absolutely looking to turn up the heat in their relationship or marriage. 🔥 So in this episode, we’re baring it all (literally and figuratively)—spilling the sexy, cheeky, must-know details. No ...

Grab a cold one—specifically a Bill Pickett Porter from Texas Beer Company—and pull up a chair, y’all. This week we’re drenched in Texas pride (and actual rain) 🌧️, thanks to every dang 4th of July party getting canceled. But who needs fireworks 🎆 when you’ve got dark roast porter 🍻, porch vibes 🪑, and a deep love of ‘Merica ❤️🤍💙 morphing right into our undying obsession with Texas 🤠. Then Al drops a very unexpected Texas fact:: 👀 The first fake boobs? Invented right down the road ...

We packed our bags for a getaway to the adult wonderland known as The Villages, Florida — aka Disney World for grownups. 🏊‍♂️ 100+ pools 🍸 Bars & restaurants 🎶 Live music 365 days a year 🏌️‍♂️ 50+ golf courses 🛺 Golf carts that outnumber cars In this episode, we spill the crack open a Cigar City Brewing Florida Man Double IPA, and chat about our boozy adventures, J.’s sudden golf obsession (midlife crisis alert? 😏), and a very sexy golf shirt idea 👕🔥. ✅...