Daniel and Ed kick off the night by questioning their place in the anime world — two self-proclaimed “old men” still watching cartoons. Should they even be here? Who knows.
But since this is a movie podcast, they’ve decided to double down on films, and this week’s pick is Ghost in the Shell starring Scarlett Johansson. Spoiler alert: they hated it. Expect a full hour of grumbling, nitpicking, and “we could’ve done it better” energy.
Whether you think they’re insightful critics or just man-babies yelling at Hollywood, one thing’s for sure: making movies isn’t easy, and they’re not the ones doing it.
P.S. Scarlett Johansson rules — and no, that’s not bias.
Daniel and Eddie are back, stumbling their way into the rhythm of weekly episodes—emphasis on stumbling. This week, they confront the creeping realization that they’re officially too old to understand the kids: the idioms are nonsense, the music is just noise, and the cultural gap is widening like Eddie’s jeans.
Eddie tries to coax out Daniel’s hidden appreciation for women’s fashion, while questioning why men’s fashion is stuck in a loop of greyscale mediocrity. Meanwhile, Daniel mounts a passionate defense of AI art as humanity’s salvation, but Eddie’s not buying it—he’s predicting war, and insists Daniel pick a side.
The boys also remember this is supposed to be a movie podcast and finally watch one: Blink Twice. They unpack its commentary on trash men, questionable billionaires, and why it’s probably not a date movie.
They’re getting the hang of this podcasting thing… slowly. Give them a few more years and it might even be good. But let’s not get carried away.
Behold: Jordan Peele single-handedly produced this episode... in the exact same way he produced Him—which is to say, not at all.
Ed’s fresh off a Japan trip, Daniel’s still recovering from the group chat, and the boys finally sat down to watch a movie together: Weapons (2025), a mystery-horror flick they knew absolutely nothing about going in. Turns out, that made it better.
Also in this episode: the sacred art of finding your barber, the unspoken rules of Black haircuts, and why walking into the wrong chair can feel like a betrayal of ancestral trust.
It’s jokes, it’s vibes, it’s BetterLighting.
Ed’s off to Japan, but before he disappears into vending machine heaven, the guys try to answer life’s big question: what does it mean to be alive? Their conclusion—good food, video games, and women—is so basic it hurts.
Also: Gamescom happened. It was terrible. Or maybe Ed and Daniel are just getting old and jaded. Either way, the spark was missing.
They’ve been quiet since, possibly napping, possibly rebooting. But the thumbs are out now, and you’ll be seeing a lot more of them.
Enjoy the chaos. See you next week.
Ah, classic Ed—off chasing the horizon while the rest of us hold down the fort. “Globe trouting” sounds suspiciously like a euphemism for dodging responsibility with flair. I hope he at least brought back some exotic snacks or a story worth the detour.
Back from his globe-trouting ego trip, and Dan’s still recovering from the cinematic dumpster fire that was the War of the Worlds remake. Together, they return to the podcast that’s somehow still worse than that movie. If you’re listening in your stained underwear, crying into your pillow because nobody loves you—well, congrats, you’ve found your people. Welcome back to the chaos.
The boys are back. Life got in the way (as it does), but Dan and Ed returned with a vengeance—ready to record what was, briefly, the greatest podcast of all time. I was there. It was transcendent. Jokes, insight, actual world peace plans… and then? The recording failed. Gone. Lost to the void. A tragedy for humanity.
So here we are, on an odd day, trying to recapture the magic. Spoiler: we didn’t. They tried—God knows they tried—but this episode? It’s a shadow of what could’ve been. A monument to failure. A tribute to trying. A celebration of rubbish.
Enjoy.
The boys are back, nerding out harder than ever over comic book movies. Expect a deep-dive into every fight scene, plot twist, and costume choice—as if the fate of the real world depends on it. When they stick to their geeky little wheelhouse, it’s weirdly entertaining... maybe even adorable. But the second they think they can "save the world"? You’ll hear those tiny hamster wheels creak under delusions of grandeur.
They’re trying to watch more films (finally), so expect some actual movie content to sneak its way into the chaos. Just don't expect them to save cinema—or civilisation—any time soon.
This week, The Boys continue their questionable love affair with a “definitely-not-a-date” photo adventure through the heart of London on a suspiciously beautiful summer day. From romantic wandering to existential spirals, they reminisce far too long before plunging—somehow—into a conversation about the horrors of tower block fires. Don’t ask how the transition happened. It’s best if you don’t.
Ed claims the title of “ultimate people pleaser,” which is ironic considering he’s wasting everyone’s time with this podcast, while Daniel gets called out as a nihilist creep who doesn’t care. Allegedly. There’s blurry photographic evidence, at least. Also, Ed picks a fight with a bouncer. Classic.
So, come sit down (or lie down—we don’t judge) for two hours of moral gymnastics, passive aggression, and two dumb dumbs trying very hard to justify their existence.
This week, the boys return to some semblance of normality—but with a chaotic twist. They saddle up a metaphorical horse (or maybe an actual stable?) and charge headfirst into the uncanny valley, railing against the rise of poor AI art and the looming nightmare of film sets run entirely by digital “actors.” Imagine movies with no humans... just algorithmic Oscar bait. Who wants that? Apparently, Daniel does. But let’s be honest—he’s an idiot.
Also, because they physically can’t help themselves, the boys dive once again into their love/hate relationship with the good ol’ US of A. For the one millionth time. Lord have mercy.
Once a year, the holy mackerel that is gaming splashes down in the land of America, where all eyes turn to the industry in desperate hope that our poor existence might be distracted by some shiny Vidimagames.
But those days? Long gone.
Now we're left with a piss-poor excuse for a trade show.
Today, the boys dive into this new-age not-really-E3. It's not E3 anymore—it's Summer Game Fest, or Xbox Showcase, or PlayStation Experience, or whatever branding exercise they’ve slapped on this year. Honestly? Who cares. It's all rubbish now. No one gives a crap.
These two monkeys are trying their best to relive the glory days. Unfortunately—as they’ve discovered, and now you will too—it’s actually just as terrible as they are. Which, in a way, makes it a perfect match.
The signs of dude love are on full display. Be glad they're back for another week, on time, delivering the same flavor of nonsense week after week after week. God knows they've got no life.
Then again, I'm not entirely sure you do either, if you keep coming back to this circus.
Anyway. I’ve said my piece.
Brace yourself for another two hours of pure waffle.
He pushed his way into the room—no words, but his presence said everything. His eyes locked onto mine, black and cold like the night.
Without hesitation, he shoved me aside and slammed the big red button.
Just like that, we were recording.
I wanted to say no, to protest that we weren’t ready, but before I could even process it—he was already talking.
It happened.
We were in the podcast...
This week, the guys learned the hard way that hitting record is only half the job—turns out, it doesn’t work if the computer decides to take a nap halfway through the episode. So, this is take TWO, and they are PISSED.
Not gonna lie, I think it’s hilarious, but that’s just me. I’m sure they’ll get the hang of this eventually… but today is not that day.
Good luck with this one, folks. And as always—try to enjoy.
Back at it again with another episode from the two dumb-dumbs. They’re starting to find their rhythm—not saying it’s good, but hey, at least it's arriving on time and in the right order. Wow, the bar really is that low.
Anyway, looks like they actually feel the need to talk about movies this time. I mean, come on guys, it is called The Better Lighting Podcast. The boys dive into the dialogue kings of the film world and what it takes to craft a great scene—not that they know anything about making something good, let alone a movie. Honestly, I’m not convinced they can write or read.
Anyway, try to enjoy this one, folks.
You know the drill by now. The hosts have once again messed up the upload schedule and are only getting to this episode now. This is episode 13 of yet another podcast from entitled individuals who think their thoughts need to be heard. So, what's on the agenda this week?
They finally watched Nosferatu (better late than never) and want to share their thoughts on the film. They also discuss the Oscars (as if anyone cares) and think they can solve the issues with sex work and its impact on young people. Honestly, would you trust them to fix a bike, let alone societal issues?
Good Lord, it's that time of the week again when I have tophone it in for another podcast description for these two imbeciles for thisweek's episode of the Better Lighting podcast. Though at least this time we'vegot the very lovely Sonia back. I don't know how Daniel was able to secure alife partner of any kind, let alone someone so delectable. All while perfectlynice men like myself are left alone in a dingy basement, just wishing I hadsomebody to talk to while this idiot doesn't understand just how lucky hereally is. I have gone off on a tangent, but I'm not going to correct it.There, I said it. So this week is girls' night, where they sit around in theirpyjamas, drinking prosecco, eating cheese and other delectable meats forquote-unquote "girl dinner." They forego the girl chat, however,fortunately, as there is greater business to attend to. Daniel, aself-proclaimed black man, in all honesty, he's mixed-race and for the mostpart, hardly covers the definition of the word black. Though like they say,it's not anywhere near as white as logic. Nevertheless, Daniel likes to walkthe walk and talk the talk, but he hasn't seen any of the prominent blackmovies that someone of his calibre should have seen. So now we aresystematically following it up the chain until we give him his quote-unquote"black card." Tonight's offering is one of Tyler Perry's Diary of aMad Black Woman. I personally haven't seen it, but you couldn't pay me to seethose terrible movies. Anyway, there's your description. Bye-bye.
[Missed Episode - 5]The dancing monkey, known as Daniel, has seemingly forgotten to upload a previous episode. So he's doing it now, just completely out of order. Personally, I think it should have been lost into the ether where it deserves to be forgotten. These idiots can’t do anything right. They're just wasting your time. I have no idea why you keep coming back to listen to this drivel. Nevertheless, they're back. Moaning about being 30 years old or whatever, it's not even that old they're talking like old men. E3 was a long time ago. Boys, get over it. It’s not the end of the world. They meander on like a pair of headless chickens or a blind man stumbling around in the dark trying to find the light switch while forgetting that light in that very instance is not very useful to a blind man. It’s as nourishing to the intellect as banging your head against a drywall nail hoping to drive it home. Nevertheless, you're here. I'm doing the description. I don't want to be here anymore. Why are they doing this now? This is meant to be episode 5. They're on, like, episode 17 now. This is so stupid. Anyway, enjoy this old episode. Oh, wait, I forgot there was this idiotic moment where Daniel thinks he's actually smarter than Quentin Tarantino. Hence the title. I wouldn't pay much mind to it, but still, I digress. Here. Enjoy this mediocre drivel, you troglodyte.
Once again, the boys are back, talking about nothing of any use while continuing the stupid debate about Will Smith. Will Daniel ever get over it? Eddie cries like a baby because films make him feel stuff or something. I can't really relate; I'm not a wimp. They did go watch "Sinners," and that's a good movie, but that's the only thing of note, really. Do yourself a favor and skip this one. Then again, you never listen to me.You people make me sick!
Daniel and Eddie again bumbling their way through hay fever season, proving once again that they have no idea how to manage their itchy eyes and runny noses. They recount the ridiculous tale of Jezebel the pig, who met her delicious fate, and somehow manage to debate the merits of various alcohol brands, with Eddie passionately defending his love for Magnum despite Daniel's cluelessness. The duo also fumbles through discussions about London's pollution levels, the invasion of parakeets, and the bizarre world of kangaroos and giant spiders in Australia. With their "signature" humour and camaraderie, Daniel and Eddie navigate through a whirlwind of topics, leaving listeners questioning their own sanity all while shaking their heads in disbelief at their sheer incompetence. Listen at your own risk!
In this episode, we dive into a lively and candid conversation about more bullshit, ranging from personal anecdotes to societal observations. Our hosts, Daniel and Ed, share somewhat humorous and relatable (not if your a decent person) stories, touching on themes of body image, cultural identity, and the everyday challenges we face. This week, we are joined by a special guest cohost, Sonia, who brings a fresh (and brains) perspective and adds to the dynamic of the discussion. Daniel hilariously admits that he hasn't seen any black movies, which leads to some playful teasing. With a mix of light-hearted banter and thoughtful insights, this episode promises to something that you can play while you clean the house or something and engage listeners. Tune in for a fun and thought-provoking discussion that will leave you laughing and reflecting on the quirks of life.
Join Daniel and Ed as they stumble their way through another episode of "Better Lighting." This time, they tackle the world's problems with the grace of a bull in a china shop. From political rants to personal anecdotes, nothing is off-limits. Daniel can't seem to get through a single topic without tripping over his words, while Ed's attempts at humor are as hit-or-miss as a blindfolded dart player. Tune in for a mix of laughter, confusion, and the occasional moment of clarity. It's a train wreck you won't want to miss!