Its a Merry Christmas here at BiblioWrecks, we enjoy ourselves and review a favorite author of ours and have a happy little holiday episode. Enjoy!

We are all looking for love right? Its hard for a single lady, right? Have you considered that everything is your fault because your'e a woman? And your family is dead because you dared to want something? and your horribly scarred, children shriek in fear when they see you! But then a guy just starts sqautting on your property, clearly God sent him to fix your life by mansplaining carpentry to you. All this and more on this weeks episode, Enjoy!

Bam Bam attempts to explain his favorite lit-RPG's merits, puns, and some poorly aged references. Enjoy!

Today we are delving into the spooky world of AI, where we find its most terrible writers trait. Its really cringe. Come with us and enjoy a story that was probably produced by an edgelord with a case of AI psychosis. Enjoy!

A short discussion where Bugs and BamBam talk about some favorite bad books and the type of criteria they use to pick out their bad books for the show.

If Jane Austen is just too high octane and progressive for a period piece, then I HAVE THE STORY FOR YOU!!! Enjoy the casual misogyny, man being too busy to love woman, marital imprisonment, being struck from the annals of history and familial connection because you're a woman in the 1800's, I'm excited too. Enjoy!

SPOILER WARNING: This is a great book and we actually want you to read this one. Today we go over a beautiful queer love story, where the love is poly and the magic is birds. Gush with Bugs and her sister co-host, Lee-Lee as they review this lovely little tale. Enjoy!

Hey you, yeah you! You like Money don't you? Are you willing to spend every waking second thinking about Money? Are you willing to cut off anyone who doesn't support your unstoppable crusade for it? Are you willing to memorize money's work schedule, break into its apartment, and wallow in its underwear like the little pig that you are? Then I have just the book for you. Enjoy!

Welcome back to sixth grade, we're reading White Fang. Bam Bam returns to the womb of his first favorite book and remembers it fondly... at least until he remembers the things that didn't age very well and woo boy there sure are a lot of dog fights... and racism... and more animal abuse... why was this my favorite? Anyway, Enjoy!

Now for the PapaJohns-tastic conclusion! Enjoy!

Have you ever wondered how the boomer Karens' of the world actually live their lives? How exhausting would it be, to behave so obtusely and make everyone who is forced to interact with them's day worse. Now imagine, that you have to explain to that person how wifi works, while they conjure up increasingly stupid conspiracies to explain things instead of listening. That and more on this episode. Enjoy!

We're going on a field trip to the aquarium! See the ten headed tuna that begs for death, the dolphins laughing about murder and the ... Leeches ... with ... AIDs?.... I'm beginning to see why no one lets me in their book club. Anyway, join us for this review on, quite possibly, the most nonsensical episode we've done to date. Enjoy!

An update on future bonus material

Avast bad book lovers, we be plundering the Spanish for their gold, even if we are one dimensional 80s heist clichés, and the plot kind of dies in the middle and the ending is just murder, and if the author probably didn't intend for the book to go out after he died and what may have happened is the people in charge of his estate used the unfinished manuscript as a shameless money grab to cash in on Crichton's name recognition. In spite of all those (Possible) things, we're still going to do pirate shit, Aargh. Enjoy!

We got some birds, and we're gonna box 'em. We talk about the irritating writing style and choices made in the book and for once we both agree the movie is better than the book. Enjoy!

This episode we're grabbing our volleyballs and going to a tropical, deserted island where we slowly starve for two years and come to peace with never returning home and seeing our family ever again. Join us for this socially tumultuous survival story. Enjoy!

This legendary tome has been spoken of for generations (like 2 or 3 max), made fun of at dinner parties and on the internet for eons (50 years or so). We go over The Eye of Argon, renowned for its terribleness and dnf'd by most, and we decide, is it really that bad? Also we found a sympathetic author who tried to fix the story. Enjoy!

We go over The lawnmower man by Stephen King, and for complicated legal reasons we're going over a completely unrelated movie that new line cinema used Stephen Kings name to promote for. Its a reasonable book and short film, and drug induced nightmare movie about the internet before it was conceived. Enjoy!

Hey you, Yeah you! Bugs read a Colleen Hoover book where the characters are awful and treat each other like trash. Join us for the breakdown of how the author thinks spousal abuse happens, and if anyone asks where you got those bruises, tell them you fell down some stairs. Right? Enjoy.

Ever fantasized about going on an adventure on the high seas? Sought the sights of exotic creatures? Looked through poop on the ground for ...pennys? Join us on the emotional death spiral where we nearly die on the open seas and eat our best friend! Enjoy...