It’s the Year of the Horse, the Fire Horse, and somehow Johnny Spoiler—a confirmed Water Pig according to the Chinese zodiac—is here to guide you safely through one of the weirdest cult fantasy sequels of the 1990s:
Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991).
This week on the podcast, Johnny Spoiler revisits the movie that turned sword-and-sorcery into a full-on Los Angeles crime comedy, where Marc Singer’s Dar rides through Hollywood in a convertible, an overworked detective just wants to close his cases, and an evil brother is chasing an atomic bomb across dimensions. Yes—this is real. And yes—it somehow works.
We break down why Beastmaster 2 became a cable-TV classic (so overplayed on TBS it earned the nickname “The Beastmaster Station”), why it’s the only truly fun Beastmaster movie, and how its mix of fantasy, comedy, and 90s culture makes it endlessly rewatchable.
Along the way, Johnny Spoiler digs into:
Why the “time portal” is actually a parallel universe
The return of Kodo & Podo (ferret continuity corner)
Why the animals get sidelined in favor of dimension-hopping brother drama
Wings Hauser delivering elite B-movie villain greatness
James Avery (Uncle Phil!) as the exhausted L.A. cop archetype
Sara Douglas (Superman II, Conan the Destroyer) in full dark-fantasy mode
Kari Wuhrer, Sliders, Hellraiser, and peak 90s genre energy
We also hit Home Video Headlines, where Johnny Spoiler rants about the current state of movies, TikTok trailers, Project Hail Mary hype, Dracula with Christoph Waltz, and why modern cinema feels like it needs a shot of rocket fuel to stay relevant.
You’ll also get:
Favorite bits and cable-era nostalgia
Why Beastmaster 2 works as family-friendly fantasy fun
Fan questions about reviewing mainstream vs cult movies
Staff picks from Tubi, The Office Season 5, TED, and a renewed interest in Balls of Fury
Green lightning.
Sword-and-sorcery on Sunset Boulevard.
Johnny Spoiler doing what he does best—making sense of movies that absolutely should not exist.
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Santa gets kidnapped by Martians.
Yes—that Santa.
And somehow… it works.
Johnny Spoiler dives headfirst into Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, the infamous 1964 Christmas sci-fi cult classic that’s equal parts holiday cheer, space nonsense, and accidental social commentary.
We cover:
Why Santa vs. aliens is still a perfect movie hook
Martian kids addicted to Earth TV (way too relatable)
A killer robot slowly reprogrammed by Christmas spirit
Wham-O Air Blasters, Broadway actors, and a movie shot in four days
Why Mystery Science Theater 3000 couldn’t kill this movie
Its legacy as one of the 100 Most Amusingly Bad Movies Ever Made
Why this public-domain oddity is ripe for a modern remake (horror version, anyone?)
Plus:
Holiday movie headlines
The state of movies, AI, and studio decision-making
Why animation keeps winning by default
Fan shout-outs, Staff Picks, and a festive goodbye you probably shouldn’t repeat at work
If you love:
cult Christmas movies, bad sci-fi, MST3K classics, alien invasions, or Santa in absolute danger—this one’s a binge now.
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Happy holidays… and watch out for Martians.
You clicked looking for something frosty and jolly… and ended up with Nazis, incest lore, horny mall teens, and a chain-smoking Santa Claus. Welcome to ELVES (1989) — the low-budget Christmas horror movie that dares to suggest Hitler was experimenting on elves to create a master race.
In this episode, we break down the cult holiday nightmare starring Dan Haggerty (Grizzly Adams) as possibly the grizzliest Santa in cinema history. There’s only one elf (it looks like a goblin), it kills with a steak knife, Santa smokes in every scene, and the movie somehow aired on broadcast TV despite profanity, nudity, and some truly cursed plot twists.
Along the way, we cover:
Why Christmas was once outlawed in Massachusetts
Evil elf mythology & Nazi Christmas lore
The most uncomfortable mid-movie reveal you’ll ever see
Why Dan Haggerty is way too good for this movie
And how the ending accidentally completes the evil prophecy
This is B-movie Christmas chaos, and you kind of need to see it once — if only to believe it exists.
Rating: Binge never… but experience required.
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Johnny Spoiler dives headfirst into FATMAN (2020) — the unholy collision of Christmas cheer and hard-edged action starring Mel Gibson as a battle-worn Santa Claus and Walton Goggins as a vengeful hitman.
In this episode of the Binge-Watchers Podcast, we break down why Fatman feels like the gritty fake action movie advertised inside Scrooged, how Walton Goggins absolutely carries the film, and why this version of Santa is closer to Superman than a slasher villain.
Before the review, Johnny reacts to 2025 Christmas trends including:
The rise of vintage 1990s Christmas aesthetics
Why Christmas trees are getting smaller
The bizarre popularity of holiday whiskey gimmicks
Why roe > caviar at holiday parties (we said what we said)
Plus:
Christmas movie chart shifts (Elf, The Grinch, Home Alone)
Thoughts on the Silent Night, Deadly Night remake
Why Fatman doesn’t quite kill Santa — and why that matters
Deep lore questions: is Santa powered by goodwill… or force?
If you’re building your Christmas movie watchlist, curious about Santa action movies, or burned out but still searching for something rowdy, weird, and holiday-adjacent — this episode’s for you.
Binge it now. Ho ho hold the line.
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You didn't mean to feel good… but here you are.
We accidentally stumble into one of the ultimate ‘90s holiday comfort movies: The Cutting Edge (1992)—the ice-cold rom-sports classic that gave us underdogs on skates, enemies-to-partners tension, and the most iconic toe pick in cinema history.
Johnny breaks down how a temperamental figure-skating ice queen and a washed-up hockey bruiser accidentally melt each other’s hearts on the road to Olympic gold—despite neither actor knowing how to skate before filming, a fractured ankle mid-shoot, and sequels so bad the original stars wanted nothing to do with them.
Along the way, we cover:
Why The Cutting Edge is secretly one of the most relatable working-class sports movies ever
Factory jobs, bar work, and surviving the “two years later” grind
Moira Kelly’s chaotic injury run and near-miss with A League of Their Own
Why figure skating partnerships are way more intimate than anyone admits
A full compare-and-contrast with Blades of Glory, aka when parody cranked the Pamchenko Twist up to a homicidal Iron Lotus
Holiday feel-good vibes that don’t ignore sadness—because that’s how emotions actually work
Deja vu, time not being linear, and why quantum physics may be punching holes in your childhood memories
Plus: movie news, chaotic Seinfeld staff picks (yes, Puerto Rican Day counts), fan-service ranting, and a tease for our upcoming Christmas episode.
So lace up, grab some sequins, and remember:
This movie walked so Blades of Glory could figure-skate into a flaming dumpster.
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It’s eggnog season—and not just any nog. We’re talking Golden Egg Nog from the old Hood milk mafia, the stuff thick enough to count as a sin. Perfect time for a feel-good movie, right?
Johnny Spoiler dives into one of the most unexpectedly uplifting movies of the last few years: TETRIS (2023). Yes, the movie about the video game. Yes, it’s WAY better than it has any right to be.
The true story of Henk Rogers, Nintendo’s ride-or-die dealmaker who bet everything on a block-stacking dream.
The real “Tetris Effect” and why the game showed up in players’ dreams for decades.
How Tetris became the best-selling video game of all time (until Minecraft pulled a power move).
The wild rights battle involving Nintendo, Atari, Mirrorsoft, and Soviet bureaucracy.
Why Taron Egerton continues to own the “real-guy-in-a-crazy-situation” movie niche.
Our favorite retro shoutouts: Game Boy, Ninja Turtles arcade, Mario 3, Chrono Trigger, Star Fox, Final Fantasy VII, and more.
And of course: one of the best post-2000 movie mustaches ever filmed.
Ansel Elgort & Shirley MacLaine team up for the road-trip comedy Lucy Boomer.
An 80s-style action thriller incoming: Trial By Combat from Renny Harlin & Aaron Eckhart.
Mattel is making… a View-Master movie?! Let’s speculate wildly.
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Stream it on Apple TV+ (or start that free trial), or hunt down the rumored DVD like it’s a secret Soviet cartridge.
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This week on Binge-Watchers Podcast, Johnny Spoiler roller-skates through the whimsical world of Steve Martin’s L.A. Story (1991) — a surreal, romantic comedy that turns smoggy Los Angeles into a land of magic, love, and freeway philosophy.
We’re talking feel-good movies, time-travel flicks like The Butterfly Effect and Keanu Reeves’ upcoming Shiver, the fall of MTV UK, and why L.A. Story still hits differently in 2025. From enchanted freeway signs to heartfelt quotes that make you believe in love again, this episode blends nostalgia, movie trivia, and Johnny’s signature sarcasm.
Highlights:
The Top 3 Feel-Good Movies Ever: Planes, Trains & Automobiles, The Wizard (1989), and Hook (1991)
Behind-the-scenes secrets from L.A. Story — Steve Martin, Victoria Tennant, and a young Sarah Jessica Parker
Favorite quotes, zany ‘90s LA vibes, and why the talking signpost still rules
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Tune in for warm fuzzies, movie magic, and laughs with the happiest show on the internet.
Celebrate Halloween with Johnny Spoiler as he tears into a wild lineup of cult classics and VHS-era favorites — from Halloween 4 and Day of the Dead to Ernest Scared Stupid, Silver Bullet, and Punisher ’89. Fueled by Mountain Dew Voltage, white Reese’s cups, and pepperoni mushroom pizza, this bite-sized Halloween special is part horror hangout, part comedy commentary, and 100% Spoiler-approved chaos.
This week on Binge-Watchers Podcast, Johnny Spoiler dives deep into George R.R. Martin’s Nightflyers — the cult 80s sci-fi horror about a homicidal spaceship, psychic warfare, and love in deep space. Discover how Nightflyers compares to the short-lived 2018 SyFy series, why the original movie works better as an isolated cosmic nightmare, and what makes its cast (Catherine Mary Stewart, James Avery, Michael de Barres) unforgettable.
Plus:
🚀 Astronaut culinary secrets
🔮 Level 10 psychics and hologram heartbreaks
🧛 A Bela Lugosi biopic & medieval werewolf rumors
💀 Underworld movies ranked
Hit play for sarcasm, spoilers, and interstellar mayhem — only on the #BingeWatchersPodcast with Johnny Spoiler, your favorite blabbermouth about movies.
Get ready for Space Halloween Vibes with Johnny Spoiler as we blast off into Saturn 3 (1980) — the wild, weird sci-fi thriller where Farrah Fawcett, Kirk Douglas, and Harvey Keitel battle a jealous robot in deep space!
In this episode:
Why people are losing it a month early this spooky season
The latest Home Video Headlines — from Walter Hill’s Aliens sequel pages to Greta Gerwig’s animatronic Narnia reboot
Deep dive into Saturn 3’s insane production drama, behind-the-scenes ego wars, and its place as a cult sci-fi horror classic
Johnny’s favorite moments, including “space wives,” “super brains,” and one of the creepiest robot betrayals in movie history
A Halloween watchlist featuring Lifeforce and Hulu’s Huluween specials
Grab your space helmet, cue the blue dreamers, and join Johnny Spoiler for a cosmic horror double feature that’s equal parts retro, ridiculous, and revelatory.
Join Johnny Spoiler and Jordan Savage for a whirlwind binge-worthy podcast! From the wild anime world of Black Lion OVA (1992) and Fist of the North Star, to HBO’s hilarious rebranding antics, we cover everything from R-rated TMNT possibilities to Interstellar’s IMAX return.
We dish on Keanu Reeves in Shadow for Sonic 3, Amy Adams’ Nightbitch transformation, Pamela Anderson in The Last Showgirl, and live-action Masters of the Universe. Plus, we roast comedy with Tom Segura and Nikki Glaser while rating anime adventures with our signature humor.
Perfect for movie buffs, anime fans, and pop culture enthusiasts craving laughs, insights, and epic binge discussions!
Bonus Episode – Fist of the North Star Review: https://youtu.be/ytaqgKr4fRY?si=YSVA6PeRHWfVDehr
Blast off with Johnny Spoiler and Jordan Savage in this ultimate retro sci-fi podcast! We dive into the cult classic Message from Space, exploring its epic space opera story, Vic Morrow’s General Garada, Sonny Chiba’s martial arts action, and its nostalgic nods to Flash Gordon and The Wizard of Oz.
Then, we get creative with a cosmic twist: plan your own Message from Space themed party with space walnuts, galactic guacamole, costumes, and fun ideas for celebrating with fellow fans. Plus, stick around for a bonus discussion on The Never-Ending Story.
Perfect for movie lovers, retro sci-fi enthusiasts, and anyone looking to combine cinematic nostalgia with fun party inspiration!
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Ever sneaked a Hot Pocket into a movie theater or debated the ultimate cinema snack? Join Johnny Spoiler and Jordan Savage as they explore the buttery, crunchy world of movie treats, fiery popcorn debates, and hilarious childhood Star Wars adventures.
Then, we dive into the eerie and mesmerizing world of Valhalla Rising with Mads Mikkelsen, discussing his iconic performances from Doctor Strange to Another Round. We also tackle life-size M3gan dolls, James Mangold’s rumored Jedi origins story, and whether The Matrix deserves a fifth chapter.
Whether you’re a movie snack enthusiast or a cinephile hunting deep-dive discussions, this episode is packed with laughs, insights, and film magic.
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Dive into spooky season with Johnny Spoiler as he breaks down Lifeforce (1985) — Tobe Hooper’s wild sci-fi horror where space vampires invade London! 💀 From behind-the-scenes trivia, cold open comedy, and eerie folklore to Patrick Stewart’s possessed kiss and ‘80s space tech, this Halloween episode of the Binge-Watchers Podcast delivers chilling laughs and cosmic chaos. 🛸🩸
🎧 Topics include:
Afterlife with Archie & other horror TV news
The cult legacy of Lifeforce
Space cowboy vs. vampire queen showdown
Halloween movie picks & undead real estate jokes
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Johnny Spoiler sinks his teeth into Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat (1989), the overlooked horror-comedy western where Dracula trades blood for sunscreen and synthetic plasma. Along the way, we cover Rick Moranis returning for Spaceballs 2, AMC’s questionable Down by the River title, and Delta streaming YouTube in the skies.
We also dive into Vestron Pictures’ rise and fall, cult horror gems like Waxwork, The Gate, and Chopping Mall, plus staff picks and fan questions about The Witcher and Henry Cavill’s Highlander.
Why listen?
Because it’s not every day you get vampire dieting tips, a Dracula redemption arc, and proof that Josh Gad stole Johnny’s role in Spaceballs 2.
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Johnny Spoiler serves up hot takes hotter than virtual cocoa in this late-night style episode diving into two cult curiosities: the outrageous sketch-comedy spoof Amazon Women on the Moon (1987) and the overlooked John Ritter gem Sunset Limousines (1983).
From Michelle Pfeiffer’s bizarre hospital sketch to BB King’s lost PSA and Andrew Dice Clay’s cameo, Johnny unpacks the trivia, deleted scenes, and insider facts that make Amazon Women on the Moon a time capsule of ’80s comedy. Then, buckle up for a ride through Sunset Limousines, where Ritter plays a struggling comedian turned chauffeur in a caper involving rare stamps, shady passengers, and primal therapy in the backseat.
Also in this episode:
Movie headlines on Martin Scorsese, Seth Rogen’s new Muppet Show, Jessica Chastain & Ben Stiller teaming up for Apple TV+, and Kit Harington’s next role.
Why classic pacing can retrain your TikTok-shortened attention span.
Staff picks, fan service, and Johnny’s signature banter.
If you love ’80s comedy, cult films, John Ritter deep cuts, or hidden trivia about movie history, this episode is your ticket.
The hit Paramount+ Original Series Tulsa King is back!
In the new season, Dwight’s (Sylvester Stallone) empire expands, and so do his enemies—and risks to his crew. Now, he faces his most dangerous adversaries in Tulsa yet: the Dunmires, a powerful old-money family that doesn't play by old-world rules, forcing Dwight to fight for everything he’s built and protect his family.
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Weird 80s romance meets modern crime caper—Nice Girls Don’t Explode & Bad Man reviewed with no chill.
Accidental cringe, firecracker dating tips, and movies that literally blow up on screen. This week, we dive into the cult ’80s oddball Nice Girls Don’t Explode with Barbara Harris, Wallace Shawn, and Michelle Meyrink—where teenage romance sparks more than emotions. Plus, we break down the gritty crime drama Bad Man, starring Sean William Scott and Ethan Suplee, in an exclusive first look before its digital release.
Other highlights include:
Henry Cavill injured on Highlander set ⚔️
A24 circling Texas Chainsaw Massacre rights 🔪
Rumors of a Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man remake with Tom Hardy & Jason Momoa 🏍️
Fan service drama: cease & desist edition 😬
Stick around for our ratings, hot takes, and staff picks. Hit play if you like your movies weird, fiery, and a little bit dangerous.
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Johnny Spoiler returns for Summer Slash 7 with a monster-sized episode! 🦖 First, we compare and contrast Shin Godzilla and Godzilla Minus One—two groundbreaking takes on Japan’s most terrifying kaiju. From political satire to post-war survivor’s guilt, discover how each film redefines Godzilla for modern audiences.
Then, we unlock the puzzle box with Hellraiser: Deader (2005), the seventh entry in Clive Barker’s nightmare universe. Is it an underrated cult gem or one sequel too far? 🔥
Plus:
Sam Raimi remaking Magic 🪆
Peacock’s The Paper renewal news 📰
Charlie Sheen’s memoir bombshells 📖
Found footage vibes, cursed puzzles, and Tokyo in ruins
Binge now for giant monsters, cursed cults, and horror deep cuts.
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Ghostface returns, Graboids attack, and Samara Weaving faces a dangerous stalker. In this Summer Slash 7 episode, Johnny Spoiler dives into Scream 3 trivia and behind-the-scenes chaos, tears apart Tremors: Shrieker Island as Burt Gummer meets his fate, and gives an exclusive early reaction to Borderline (2025). Plus, movie news from Goonies 2, Milly Alcock’s Thumb, and Anna Kendrick with Seth Rogen in Babies. Binge now for horror deep cuts, cult movie cameos, and sharp commentary.
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Strap in for chaos—Johnny Spoiler kicks things off with a wild Frontier Airlines story that plays out like a sitcom at 30,000 feet. Then it’s on to this week’s Home Video Headlines: Nicolas Cage circling HBO’s True Detective Season 5, horror legends teaming for Spawn of the Living Dead, and the unexpected rise of Bone Lake.
The main feature? 1976’s Drive-In Massacre—a cult slasher where a sword-wielding killer stalks couples at a California drive-in. Johnny breaks down the bizarre production history, no-permit shoots, and why the ending still frustrates horror fans. Plus, favorite moments (yes, including Germy the circus geek), fan questions about Marvel crossovers, and a staff pick spotlight on Amityville Dollhouse.
If you love slasher movies, cult horror, and offbeat movie news, this episode delivers. Stick around for ratings, laughs, and a reminder that sometimes the scariest part of a drive-in isn’t the movie on the screen—it’s what’s waiting in the dark.
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